Tell me about or post a pic of your favorite SAMMICH/MANWICH/SANDWITCH
And BTW or "for he record", Sammich is a real word AND it is in the dictionary. The *cough cough* urband *cough couh* DICTIONARY. Look it up. But let me save you the trouble Grammar Nazis.
Sammich (Sam-i[t]ch) {noun} - A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.
But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.
Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.
Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
Sweet onion chicken teriyaki
on Italian Herbs and cheese bread
double american cheese
add bacon
TOASTED!
lettuce
tomatoes
banana peppers
red onion
spinach
jalapeno
cucumbers
black olives
Add Sweet onion sauce
some salt
parmesan cheese
and a bit of lime to make it explode in my mouth
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
or just plain old salami, provolone, mustard on a bastone
Mine would have to be (since I'm vegetarian) either
-Peanut butter and strawberry preserves on whole wheat
-OR falafel in a pita with lettuce, onion, tomato, taziki sauce. YUM!
Italian Herbs & Cheese
Cold Cut
American cheese (double)
Pepperoni
TOASTED motherfucker
Red Onions
Green Peppers
salt/pepper
AND 2 GODN DAMN SUGAR COOKIES.
Bread
Mayo
Brown Mustard
Boston Lettuce
Beef Steak Tomatoes
Salt and Pepper
Thick cut bacon
Fried Egg
Cheese
Dash of Hot Sauce
Potatoes on the side
9-Grain Bread for ultimate density
Mayo and Spicy Brown mustard
Ultimate sammich meat combo (Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef)
Extra Sweet Ham
Add Bacon
Provalone AND Swiss cheese
Add more bacon
Lettuce
Onions
Banana Peppers
Pickles
Cucumbers
Jalapenos
(olives and tomato if you like them on a sammich)
Oil AND vinegar
Black Pepper
Ask for it double wrapped, as it will leak maniness all over the car otherwise. i have done this once and Publix has been my go-to ever since.
WHERE????
I actually fancy one of these. I might get one tomorrow. I'll see if I can capture a photo of the manliness.
I'm still eating it right now. Soooooooo damn goood.
Sandwich: Spicy Italian
Bread Italian Herbs & Cheese
Cheese: PepperJack
Toasted
Veggies: Spinach ( only one 'cause fuck vegetables )
Condiments: Mayo, Mustard, Vinegar, Oil,Salt, and Pepper.
It kicks ass I recommend it.
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[Bread]
[Ham]
[Cheese]
[Bread]
[Marmite]
[Bread]
[Pate]
[Bread]
[BACON]
[Bread]
Spicy horseradish mustard.
Avocado
Tomato
Butter lettuce
Salt and pepper
Turkey
Bacon
I JUST ATE and I'm already craving this sandwich...