your fave SAMMICH
Tell me about or post a pic of your favorite SAMMICH/MANWICH/SANDWITCH
And BTW or "for he record", Sammich is a real word AND it is in the dictionary. The *cough cough* urband *cough couh* DICTIONARY. Look it up. But let me save you the trouble Grammar Nazis.
Sammich (Sam-i[t]ch) {noun} - A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.
But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.
Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.
Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
And BTW or "for he record", Sammich is a real word AND it is in the dictionary. The *cough cough* urband *cough couh* DICTIONARY. Look it up. But let me save you the trouble Grammar Nazis.
Sammich (Sam-i[t]ch) {noun} - A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.
But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.
Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.
Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.
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Peanut butter and fried banana sandwich. Its the one Elvis is known for but a different one altogether. Still delicious though.
No wonder he died of a heart attack.
While taking a shit. Should we all be so lucky...
My favorite at Subway has to be:
Sweet onion chicken teriyaki
on Italian Herbs and cheese bread
double american cheese
add bacon
TOASTED!
lettuce
tomatoes
banana peppers
red onion
spinach
jalapeno
cucumbers
black olives
Add Sweet onion sauce
some salt
parmesan cheese
and a bit of lime to make it explode in my mouth
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Sweet onion chicken teriyaki
on Italian Herbs and cheese bread
double american cheese
add bacon
TOASTED!
lettuce
tomatoes
banana peppers
red onion
spinach
jalapeno
cucumbers
black olives
Add Sweet onion sauce
some salt
parmesan cheese
and a bit of lime to make it explode in my mouth
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
This is my aunt's favorite "get to know you" question to ask new acquaintances.
Mine would have to be (since I'm vegetarian) either
-Peanut butter and strawberry preserves on whole wheat
-OR falafel in a pita with lettuce, onion, tomato, taziki sauce. YUM!
Mine would have to be (since I'm vegetarian) either
-Peanut butter and strawberry preserves on whole wheat
-OR falafel in a pita with lettuce, onion, tomato, taziki sauce. YUM!
My usual at Subway (The one near my house ought to have it memorized. I have one every week for a basketbal/football game) is as follows:
Italian Herbs & Cheese
Cold Cut
American cheese (double)
Pepperoni
TOASTED motherfucker
Red Onions
Green Peppers
salt/pepper
AND 2 GODN DAMN SUGAR COOKIES.
Italian Herbs & Cheese
Cold Cut
American cheese (double)
Pepperoni
TOASTED motherfucker
Red Onions
Green Peppers
salt/pepper
AND 2 GODN DAMN SUGAR COOKIES.
there's a locator onwww.whichwich.com/ and you can type in your zip or city/state. If you get the chance, get a pizza sammich.
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Bread
Mayo
Brown Mustard
Boston Lettuce
Beef Steak Tomatoes
Salt and Pepper
Thick cut bacon
Fried Egg
Cheese
Dash of Hot Sauce
Potatoes on the side
Mine would have to be at least two toasted english muffins with a minimum of two rashers of english bacon in each muffin, with a fried egg in each with plenty of hp sauce. Second best breakfast/sammich in the world, you can probably guess what i consider to be the best breakfast in the world is...
Pull up a chair and learn how to make the Ultimate Sammich of Ungodly Godly Manhood, brought to you by Publix supermarkets:
9-Grain Bread for ultimate density
Mayo and Spicy Brown mustard
Ultimate sammich meat combo (Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef)
Extra Sweet Ham
Add Bacon
Provalone AND Swiss cheese
Add more bacon
Lettuce
Onions
Banana Peppers
Pickles
Cucumbers
Jalapenos
(olives and tomato if you like them on a sammich)
Oil AND vinegar
Black Pepper
Ask for it double wrapped, as it will leak maniness all over the car otherwise. i have done this once and Publix has been my go-to ever since.
9-Grain Bread for ultimate density
Mayo and Spicy Brown mustard
Ultimate sammich meat combo (Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef)
Extra Sweet Ham
Add Bacon
Provalone AND Swiss cheese
Add more bacon
Lettuce
Onions
Banana Peppers
Pickles
Cucumbers
Jalapenos
(olives and tomato if you like them on a sammich)
Oil AND vinegar
Black Pepper
Ask for it double wrapped, as it will leak maniness all over the car otherwise. i have done this once and Publix has been my go-to ever since.
And just for reference, Publix makes the bacon right there for you, fresh, so it's not cold until it hits the sammich meats and cheese for ultimate crispiness.
Publix. It's a grocery store, but there deli sells soda, sammiches, fried chicken (better than KFC), potato wedges, ect. Great store.
I actually fancy one of these. I might get one tomorrow. I'll see if I can capture a photo of the manliness.
I actually fancy one of these. I might get one tomorrow. I'll see if I can capture a photo of the manliness.
I'm still eating it right now. Soooooooo damn goood.
I don't have a pic but here's what I get when I go to Subway.
Sandwich: Spicy Italian
Bread Italian Herbs & Cheese
Cheese: PepperJack
Toasted
Veggies: Spinach ( only one 'cause fuck vegetables )
Condiments: Mayo, Mustard, Vinegar, Oil,Salt, and Pepper.
It kicks ass I recommend it.
Sandwich: Spicy Italian
Bread Italian Herbs & Cheese
Cheese: PepperJack
Toasted
Veggies: Spinach ( only one 'cause fuck vegetables )
Condiments: Mayo, Mustard, Vinegar, Oil,Salt, and Pepper.
It kicks ass I recommend it.
my fav is one that i didn't make myself but instead one that is made under my supervision.
Good foundation to start: Pretzel bread.
Spicy horseradish mustard.
Avocado
Tomato
Butter lettuce
Salt and pepper
Turkey
Bacon
I JUST ATE and I'm already craving this sandwich...
Spicy horseradish mustard.
Avocado
Tomato
Butter lettuce
Salt and pepper
Turkey
Bacon
I JUST ATE and I'm already craving this sandwich...
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