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Tell me about or post a pic of your favorite SAMMICH/MANWICH/SANDWITCH

And BTW or "for he record", Sammich is a real word AND it is in the dictionary. The *cough cough* urband *cough couh* DICTIONARY. Look it up. But let me save you the trouble Grammar Nazis.

Sammich (Sam-i[t]ch) {noun} - A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.

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  • bostonboy86 - replied 2010-12-27 05:24:13
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    The Fool's Gold sandwich. One of Elvis' favorites. A hallowed out loaf of bread with an entire jar of peanut butter and jelly and a pound of bacon. Tried my first one a couple of days ago. Its delicious.

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    • Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-27 06:12:55
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      I seem to recall deep-fried banana being in the equation somewhere? Maybe I'm thinking of something else :P
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      • bostonboy86 - replied 2010-12-27 18:29:20
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        Peanut butter and fried banana sandwich. Its the one Elvis is known for but a different one altogether. Still delicious though.
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        • Jackylegs - replied 2010-12-27 19:07:47
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          Jesus christ I need to try that...
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    • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-12-27 18:40:06
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      No wonder he died of a heart attack.
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      • bostonboy86 - replied 2010-12-27 19:04:57
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        Death by bacon. What a way to go.
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        • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-12-27 22:12:50
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          While taking a shit. Should we all be so lucky...
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 16:10:46
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      It looks so beautiful. Soooo much bacon.
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  • JDLRATX - replied 2010-12-27 16:46:24
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    My favorite at Subway has to be:

    Sweet onion chicken teriyaki
    on Italian Herbs and cheese bread
    double american cheese
    add bacon
    TOASTED!
    lettuce
    tomatoes
    banana peppers
    red onion
    spinach
    jalapeno
    cucumbers
    black olives
    Add Sweet onion sauce
    some salt
    parmesan cheese
    and a bit of lime to make it explode in my mouth
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

    225x169 chicken teriyaki - your fave SAMMICH

    seal of approval - your fave SAMMICH
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 16:52:59
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      My...god. It even has a seal...of approval. I applaud that. Jolly good then.
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    • TexBex - replied 2010-12-28 09:24:36
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      That seal is the cutest thing I've seen all day! :)
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  • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-28 07:05:11
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    italian sub


    or just plain old salami, provolone, mustard on a bastone
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 08:05:24
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      THats just amazing. After this post imma get 50 bucks and get my ass to subway.
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  • TexBex - replied 2010-12-27 05:48:33
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    This is my aunt's favorite "get to know you" question to ask new acquaintances.

    Mine would have to be (since I'm vegetarian) either
    -Peanut butter and strawberry preserves on whole wheat
    -OR falafel in a pita with lettuce, onion, tomato, taziki sauce. YUM!
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 16:16:52
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      The second one sounds either greek or armanien. I forgot but i had something like that last year. Not a fan of peanut butter but I respect your likings. Be proud of your sammich.
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      • TexBex - replied 2010-12-28 03:27:27
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        LOL thanks! Yeah I've seen falafel served at Greek, Lebanese, and Egyptian restaurants...let's just call it "Mediterranean". Falafel are these little fried/baked patties made of chickpeas, herbs, etc. Here's a falafel pita:
        falafel - your fave SAMMICH
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        • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 08:06:37
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          Yea thats it.Its delicious. Exotic
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  • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-27 16:25:40
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    My usual at Subway (The one near my house ought to have it memorized. I have one every week for a basketbal/football game) is as follows:

    Italian Herbs & Cheese
    Cold Cut
    American cheese (double)
    Pepperoni
    TOASTED motherfucker
    Red Onions
    Green Peppers
    salt/pepper
    AND 2 GODN DAMN SUGAR COOKIES.
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 16:31:02
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      Do you have a woman get it for you? lol jk. Correct me if im wrong but i think thats a manwich.
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      • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-27 16:56:43
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        Well I have 2. One claims to be my mother, the other goes to my High School.
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        • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 19:07:41
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          Which one makes the sammiches.
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          • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-28 07:57:44
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            The sammich maker is behind the counter at Subway.
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            • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 08:04:19
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              Looks like almost everyone gets their sammichs from subway.
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              • TexBex - replied 2010-12-28 09:25:48
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                Not me! I think Which Wich is wayyyy better!
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                • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-28 10:13:37
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                  you are correct my good man
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                  • TexBex - replied 2010-12-28 10:29:28
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                    Well thanks but I am a woman...and no, I'm not making you a sammich! ;)
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                    • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-28 18:15:54
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                      DAMMIT too many womanz on Sharenator. You ARE making me a sammich. Not a sandwich, a SAMMICH.
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              • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-28 10:13:22
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                Tex has a point. I much prefer Which Wich's pizza sammich
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                • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 10:39:45
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                  I've never heard of Which Wich. But i like it.
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                  • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-28 18:14:27
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                    it's American
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                    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 18:54:33
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                      I live in the U.S. I've still never heard of it.
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                  • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-28 19:31:12
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                    Oh... well my furthest extent of knowledge as far as location is the ATX
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                    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 19:36:42
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                      Is there one in NJ?
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                  • iGreenDay - replied 2010-12-29 08:15:39
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                    there's a locator on http://www.whichwich.com/ and you can type in your zip or city/state. If you get the chance, get a pizza sammich.
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  • sickness - replied 2010-12-27 18:02:50
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    Meatball marinara from subway. I can't stand the vegetables.
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    • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-12-27 18:40:48
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      Hell Yeah Brother. Fuck 'em
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 19:12:32
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      true true.
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  • CaptinCrunk - replied 2011-01-02 19:45:14
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    blt fried egg - your fave SAMMICH


    Bread
    Mayo
    Brown Mustard
    Boston Lettuce
    Beef Steak Tomatoes
    Salt and Pepper
    Thick cut bacon
    Fried Egg
    Cheese
    Dash of Hot Sauce
    Potatoes on the side
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    • papereeno - replied 2011-01-02 19:49:54
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      Dude that looks delicious. love it
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  • JonnymusPrime - replied 2011-02-01 07:32:05
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    Mine would have to be at least two toasted english muffins with a minimum of two rashers of english bacon in each muffin, with a fried egg in each with plenty of hp sauce. Second best breakfast/sammich in the world, you can probably guess what i consider to be the best breakfast in the world is...
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    • papereeno - replied 2011-02-01 18:20:52
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      That sounds amazing.
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    • papereeno - replied 2011-02-01 19:40:03
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      An english muffin man. I agree.
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  • Rotanerahs - replied 2011-02-01 18:54:51
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    Threesome Sandwich
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    • papereeno - replied 2011-02-01 19:38:33
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      Do explain
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  • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-01 19:00:16
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    Wheat bread, ham or turkey (or both), pepperjack cheese, pickles, tomato, mayo, and the most important part: PIZZALICIOUS PRINGLES. Adds a nice crunch.
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    • papereeno - replied 2011-02-01 19:39:17
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      That actually sounds like something I want to have right now at fucking midnight.
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      • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-02 18:27:47
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        I just had one.
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        • papereeno - replied 2011-02-03 05:14:28
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          Fucking A sir.
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          • Ertrov - replied 2011-02-03 12:45:00
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            Right back at ya, partner.
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  • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-05-10 02:11:24
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    Pull up a chair and learn how to make the Ultimate Sammich of Ungodly Godly Manhood, brought to you by Publix supermarkets:

    9-Grain Bread for ultimate density
    Mayo and Spicy Brown mustard
    Ultimate sammich meat combo (Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef)
    Extra Sweet Ham
    Add Bacon
    Provalone AND Swiss cheese
    Add more bacon
    Lettuce
    Onions
    Banana Peppers
    Pickles
    Cucumbers
    Jalapenos
    (olives and tomato if you like them on a sammich)
    Oil AND vinegar
    Black Pepper

    Ask for it double wrapped, as it will leak maniness all over the car otherwise. i have done this once and Publix has been my go-to ever since.
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    • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-05-10 02:13:26
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      And just for reference, Publix makes the bacon right there for you, fresh, so it's not cold until it hits the sammich meats and cheese for ultimate crispiness.
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      • papereeno - replied 2011-05-10 14:10:35
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        OH Jebus.



        WHERE????
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        • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-05-10 15:10:35
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          Publix. It's a grocery store, but there deli sells soda, sammiches, fried chicken (better than KFC), potato wedges, ect. Great store.

          I actually fancy one of these. I might get one tomorrow. I'll see if I can capture a photo of the manliness.
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          • papereeno - replied 2011-05-10 17:44:04
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            Ye best show that good shit nigger
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            • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-05-13 08:43:40
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              Photo0062 - your fave SAMMICH

              Photo0060 - your fave SAMMICH

              Photo0061 - your fave SAMMICH


              I'm still eating it right now. Soooooooo damn goood.
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              • FireRoastedFire - replied 2011-05-13 08:54:32
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                That was the small half...
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                • papereeno - replied 2011-05-13 13:41:07
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                  I WANT ITTTTTTTTT
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  • sammiches - replied 2011-06-14 10:38:37
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    Go to www.sammich.es and upload your favorites! It's a site dedicated to the almighty SAMMICH!
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  • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-12-26 22:02:46
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    I don't have a pic but here's what I get when I go to Subway.

    Sandwich: Spicy Italian
    Bread Italian Herbs & Cheese
    Cheese: PepperJack
    Toasted
    Veggies: Spinach ( only one 'cause fuck vegetables )
    Condiments: Mayo, Mustard, Vinegar, Oil,Salt, and Pepper.

    It kicks ass I recommend it.
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 16:08:25
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      It sounds explosive. Gotta try it.
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      • ExtremePrejudice - replied 2010-12-27 16:21:04
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        lol Explosive.
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        • papereeno - replied 2010-12-27 16:27:08
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          LOL fuck vegetables.
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  • triclebickle - replied 2010-12-28 10:52:40
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    my fav is one that i didn't make myself but instead one that is made under my supervision.
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 12:28:57
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      And which one is that?
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      • triclebickle - replied 2010-12-28 13:11:03
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        i don't know
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        • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 13:14:23
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          Well who makes the sammiches under your supervision? o.o
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          • triclebickle - replied 2010-12-28 16:01:20
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            my gf
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            • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 17:17:48
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              sweet
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  • bufus101 - replied 2010-12-28 18:17:09
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    BUFFALO CHICKEN CHEESE STEAK WITH HOTSAUCE AND BLEU CHEESE. you all just got owned
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    • papereeno - replied 2010-12-28 18:53:36
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      Where da bacon at???
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      • bufus101 - replied 2011-01-02 18:11:23
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        oh yes, my bad. how could i have forgotten *slaps self*. that last post + bacon.
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        • papereeno - replied 2011-01-02 19:06:14
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          better
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  • BEASTY - replied 2011-05-10 14:37:15
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    [Bread]
    [Ham]
    [Cheese]
    [Bread]
    [Marmite]
    [Bread]
    [Pate]
    [Bread]
    [BACON]
    [Bread]
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  • ClassicDarlingXO - replied 2011-05-10 14:47:42
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    Good foundation to start: Pretzel bread.
    Spicy horseradish mustard.
    Avocado
    Tomato
    Butter lettuce
    Salt and pepper
    Turkey
    Bacon

    I JUST ATE and I'm already craving this sandwich...
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    • papereeno - replied 2011-05-10 17:43:23
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      You had me at bacon. I want it
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      • papereeno - replied 2011-05-11 10:03:44
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        WHERE???
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