your fave SAMMICH

Tell me about or post a pic of your favorite SAMMICH/MANWICH/SANDWITCH

And BTW or "for he record", Sammich is a real word AND it is in the dictionary. The *cough cough* urband *cough couh* DICTIONARY. Look it up. But let me save you the trouble Grammar Nazis.

Sammich (Sam-i[t]ch) {noun} - A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it is not just any kind of sandwich. Any old schmuck can throw lunchmeat between two slices of bread and have a sandwich.

But no. A sammich is not just a sandwich, it is not just a meal. Sammich is a term reserved for only the holiest and mightiest of all sandwiches. A sammich is a true work of culinary art; a feast on a bun, if you will. A sammich is not made of the best ingredients; it is made of the *right* ingredients. It needs the right meats, and the right cheese(s), the right sauce, the right veggies, and the right kind of bread.

Taking footlong sub bread and throwing every kind of meat and cheese and everything else under the sun or in your kitchen pantry on it does not a sammich make. It is akin to an incohesive mishmosh of colors on an artist's easel.

Sandwiches make a good snack, but sammiches are forever.
I'm having a sammich for dinner tonight.

the sammich of all sammiches

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  • 6

    The Fool's Gold sandwich. One of Elvis' favorites. A hallowed out loaf of bread with an entire jar of peanut butter and jelly and a pound of bacon. Tried my first one a couple of days ago. Its delicious.

    20071031 Fools Gold Loaf 7

    I seem to recall deep-fried banana being in the equation somewhere? Maybe I'm thinking of something else :P
    - Jackylegs December 27, 2010, 6:12 am
    It looks so beautiful. Soooo much bacon.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 4:10 pm
    Peanut butter and fried banana sandwich. Its the one Elvis is known for but a different one altogether. Still delicious though.
    - bostonboy86 December 27, 2010, 6:29 pm
    No wonder he died of a heart attack.
    - ExtremePrejudice December 27, 2010, 6:40 pm
    Death by bacon. What a way to go.
    - bostonboy86 December 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
    Jesus christ I need to try that...
    - Jackylegs December 27, 2010, 7:07 pm
    While taking a shit. Should we all be so lucky...
    - ExtremePrejudice December 27, 2010, 10:12 pm
  • 3

    My favorite at Subway has to be:

    Sweet onion chicken teriyaki
    on Italian Herbs and cheese bread
    double american cheese
    add bacon
    banana peppers
    red onion
    black olives
    Add Sweet onion sauce
    some salt
    parmesan cheese
    and a bit of lime to make it explode in my mouth

    225x169 chicken teriyaki

    seal of approval

    • December 27, 2010, 4:46 pm
    My...god. It even has a seal...of approval. I applaud that. Jolly good then.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 4:52 pm
    That seal is the cutest thing I've seen all day! :)
    - TexBex December 28, 2010, 9:24 am
  • 3

    italian sub
    faicccos 0055 - your fave sammich

    or just plain old salami, provolone, mustard on a bastone

    • c8r15
    • December 28, 2010, 7:05 am
    THats just amazing. After this post imma get 50 bucks and get my ass to subway.
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 8:05 am
  • 2

    This is my aunt's favorite "get to know you" question to ask new acquaintances.

    Mine would have to be (since I'm vegetarian) either
    -Peanut butter and strawberry preserves on whole wheat
    -OR falafel in a pita with lettuce, onion, tomato, taziki sauce. YUM!

    • TexBex
    • December 27, 2010, 5:48 am
    The second one sounds either greek or armanien. I forgot but i had something like that last year. Not a fan of peanut butter but I respect your likings. Be proud of your sammich.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 4:16 pm
    LOL thanks! Yeah I've seen falafel served at Greek, Lebanese, and Egyptian restaurants...let's just call it "Mediterranean". Falafel are these little fried/baked patties made of chickpeas, herbs, etc. Here's a falafel pita:
    - TexBex December 28, 2010, 3:27 am
    Yea thats it.Its delicious. Exotic
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 8:06 am
  • 2

    My usual at Subway (The one near my house ought to have it memorized. I have one every week for a basketbal/football game) is as follows:

    Italian Herbs & Cheese
    Cold Cut
    American cheese (double)
    TOASTED motherfucker
    Red Onions
    Green Peppers

    Do you have a woman get it for you? lol jk. Correct me if im wrong but i think thats a manwich.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
    Well I have 2. One claims to be my mother, the other goes to my High School.
    - iGreenDay December 27, 2010, 4:56 pm
    Which one makes the sammiches.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 7:07 pm
    The sammich maker is behind the counter at Subway.
    - iGreenDay December 28, 2010, 7:57 am
    Looks like almost everyone gets their sammichs from subway.
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 8:04 am
    Not me! I think Which Wich is wayyyy better!
    - TexBex December 28, 2010, 9:25 am
    Tex has a point. I much prefer Which Wich's pizza sammich
    - iGreenDay December 28, 2010, 10:13 am
    you are correct my good man
    - iGreenDay December 28, 2010, 10:13 am
    Well thanks but I am a woman...and no, I'm not making you a sammich! ;)
    - TexBex December 28, 2010, 10:29 am
    I've never heard of Which Wich. But i like it.
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 10:39 am
    it's American
    - iGreenDay December 28, 2010, 6:14 pm
    DAMMIT too many womanz on Sharenator. You ARE making me a sammich. Not a sandwich, a SAMMICH.
    - iGreenDay December 28, 2010, 6:15 pm
    I live in the U.S. I've still never heard of it.
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 6:54 pm
    Oh... well my furthest extent of knowledge as far as location is the ATX
    - iGreenDay December 28, 2010, 7:31 pm
    Is there one in NJ?
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 7:36 pm
    there's a locator on and you can type in your zip or city/state. If you get the chance, get a pizza sammich.
    - iGreenDay December 29, 2010, 8:15 am
  • 2

    Meatball marinara from subway. I can't stand the vegetables.

    Hell Yeah Brother. Fuck 'em
    - ExtremePrejudice December 27, 2010, 6:40 pm
    true true.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
  • 2

    blt fried egg

    blteggsandwich - your fave sammich

    Brown Mustard
    Boston Lettuce
    Beef Steak Tomatoes
    Salt and Pepper
    Thick cut bacon
    Fried Egg
    Dash of Hot Sauce
    Potatoes on the side

    Dude that looks delicious. love it
    - papereeno January 2, 2011, 7:49 pm
  • 2

    Mine would have to be at least two toasted english muffins with a minimum of two rashers of english bacon in each muffin, with a fried egg in each with plenty of hp sauce. Second best breakfast/sammich in the world, you can probably guess what i consider to be the best breakfast in the world is...

    That sounds amazing.
    - papereeno February 1, 2011, 6:20 pm
    An english muffin man. I agree.
    - papereeno February 1, 2011, 7:40 pm
  • 2

    Threesome Sandwich

    Do explain
    - papereeno February 1, 2011, 7:38 pm
  • 2

    Wheat bread, ham or turkey (or both), pepperjack cheese, pickles, tomato, mayo, and the most important part: PIZZALICIOUS PRINGLES. Adds a nice crunch.

    • Ertrov
    • February 1, 2011, 7:00 pm
    That actually sounds like something I want to have right now at fucking midnight.
    - papereeno February 1, 2011, 7:39 pm
    I just had one.
    - Ertrov February 2, 2011, 6:27 pm
    Fucking A sir.
    - papereeno February 3, 2011, 5:14 am
    Right back at ya, partner.
    - Ertrov February 3, 2011, 12:45 pm
  • 2

    Pull up a chair and learn how to make the Ultimate Sammich of Ungodly Godly Manhood, brought to you by Publix supermarkets:

    9-Grain Bread for ultimate density
    Mayo and Spicy Brown mustard
    Ultimate sammich meat combo (Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef)
    Extra Sweet Ham
    Add Bacon
    Provalone AND Swiss cheese
    Add more bacon
    Banana Peppers
    (olives and tomato if you like them on a sammich)
    Oil AND vinegar
    Black Pepper

    Ask for it double wrapped, as it will leak maniness all over the car otherwise. i have done this once and Publix has been my go-to ever since.

    And just for reference, Publix makes the bacon right there for you, fresh, so it's not cold until it hits the sammich meats and cheese for ultimate crispiness.
    - FireRoastedFire May 10, 2011, 2:13 am
    OH Jebus.

    - papereeno May 10, 2011, 2:10 pm
    Publix. It's a grocery store, but there deli sells soda, sammiches, fried chicken (better than KFC), potato wedges, ect. Great store.

    I actually fancy one of these. I might get one tomorrow. I'll see if I can capture a photo of the manliness.
    - FireRoastedFire May 10, 2011, 3:10 pm
    Ye best show that good shit nigger
    - papereeno May 10, 2011, 5:44 pm

    I'm still eating it right now. Soooooooo damn goood.
    - FireRoastedFire May 13, 2011, 8:43 am
    That was the small half...
    - FireRoastedFire May 13, 2011, 8:54 am
    - papereeno May 13, 2011, 1:41 pm
  • 2

    Go to and upload your favorites! It's a site dedicated to the almighty SAMMICH!

  • 1

    I don't have a pic but here's what I get when I go to Subway.

    Sandwich: Spicy Italian
    Bread Italian Herbs & Cheese
    Cheese: PepperJack
    Veggies: Spinach ( only one 'cause fuck vegetables )
    Condiments: Mayo, Mustard, Vinegar, Oil,Salt, and Pepper.

    It kicks ass I recommend it.

    It sounds explosive. Gotta try it.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 4:08 pm
    lol Explosive.
    - ExtremePrejudice December 27, 2010, 4:21 pm
    LOL fuck vegetables.
    - papereeno December 27, 2010, 4:27 pm
  • 1

    my fav is one that i didn't make myself but instead one that is made under my supervision.

    And which one is that?
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 12:28 pm
    i don't know
    - triclebickle December 28, 2010, 1:11 pm
    Well who makes the sammiches under your supervision? o.o
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 1:14 pm
    my gf
    - triclebickle December 28, 2010, 4:01 pm
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 5:17 pm
  • 1


    Where da bacon at???
    - papereeno December 28, 2010, 6:53 pm
    oh yes, my bad. how could i have forgotten *slaps self*. that last post + bacon.
    - bufus101 January 2, 2011, 6:11 pm
    - papereeno January 2, 2011, 7:06 pm
  • 1


    • BEASTY
    • May 10, 2011, 2:37 pm
    - papereeno May 10, 2011, 5:42 pm
  • 1

    Good foundation to start: Pretzel bread.
    Spicy horseradish mustard.
    Butter lettuce
    Salt and pepper

    I JUST ATE and I'm already craving this sandwich...

    You had me at bacon. I want it
    - papereeno May 10, 2011, 5:43 pm
    It's soooo good....
    - ClassicDarlingXO May 11, 2011, 6:01 am
    - papereeno May 11, 2011, 10:03 am
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