what do u do that u think no one else does?

so as the title says "what do u do that u think no one else does?"
well obviously I go first
wen I take a shit I go super sayjin lol jk
but seriously
whenever im nervous because im gonna do something I play it in my head & try to think of every possible outcome & then after 5mins I do it & something totally different happens.
I also name all the pictures I save on my computer, & I also google myself once in a while.

well thats all I got, now u guys just post wat u think no one else does & if u see a comment & they do something u do let em know they aren't alone =D
always remember youre unique just like everyone postcard p239873592019609043qibm 400

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  • 7

    I masturbate 11 times a day, over pokemon.

    Pretty sure i'm the only one who does... Fingers crossed

    • Dannyl
    • October 12, 2010, 1:07 am
    one word: Lopunny.
    - Mattty21 October 12, 2010, 4:57 am
    i had to google that - how is that allowed on children's tv? even if it is japanese
    - Dannyl October 12, 2010, 5:06 am
    holy hell 11 times a day, my friends is always saying that he gets his hands buff by doing it 3 & a half times a day...I still dont know how he gets that half
    - thekitkatkid October 12, 2010, 12:50 pm
    And a half? FINISH HIM.
    - rain42 November 5, 2010, 7:49 am
    so i herd you liek mudkipz
    - triclebickle November 8, 2010, 6:53 pm
    how i can barly do it twice
    - castlewarsisawsome November 14, 2010, 6:21 pm
  • 4

    i sing "i got a feelin'" wen i pee.... except i replace the word feeling with penis :D

    • tacolad
    • October 20, 2010, 2:48 pm
    no bullshit I have done that b4 not all the time but LOL. Coincidence WIN.
    - GinjaNinja November 7, 2010, 1:02 pm
    lol kick ass!
    - tacolad November 7, 2010, 1:13 pm
  • 3

    I chew paperclips

    • Bekenel
    • October 21, 2010, 10:40 am
    - Jackylegs November 6, 2010, 8:36 pm
    I bet nobody else here has ever burnt their tongue with a paperclip that had been set on fire with a bunsen. I'll bet anything
    - Bekenel November 6, 2010, 11:30 pm
    *slowly raises hand*
    i have in chemistry.
    - arrowdodger7 November 8, 2010, 7:25 am
    and me :)
    - stewiz November 8, 2010, 4:26 pm
  • 3

    I wonder if anyone ever wonders what I'm wondering.

    Dude I would high-five you right now! I do that too! xD
    - dogggy November 6, 2010, 7:42 pm
    I wonder if people are wondering about me wondering if their wondering.
    - ExtremePrejudice November 6, 2010, 9:37 pm
    Man, this would be a great group to get high with...
    - CrazyJay November 7, 2010, 2:32 am
    yes, yes it would
    - ArdensCastro November 8, 2010, 4:35 pm
  • 3

    I drink the blood of zombified demon fairies at midnight, from a hollow goat skull in the glorious name of Cthulu. Pretty sure no one else does that. Except Bob. I don't like Bob.

    • Ertrov
    • November 7, 2010, 12:54 pm
    I've done that before! Boy! Coincidences!
    - ReapersSniper November 8, 2010, 2:12 am
    We meet again Bob...
    - Ertrov November 9, 2010, 4:08 pm
    Who's Bob? I'm pretty sure I have not met him.
    - ReapersSniper November 10, 2010, 2:44 am
    Just as I expected you to say. o_O
    - Ertrov November 14, 2010, 4:45 pm
    Say what?
    - ReapersSniper November 15, 2010, 3:45 am
  • 3

    Am I not entitled to the sweat of my own brow?
    No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
    No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
    No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.
    I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different.

    - thekitkatkid November 8, 2010, 4:16 pm
    and you as well
    - Jofus1992 November 9, 2010, 6:21 am
    I chose.... Rapture!
    - Ertrov November 9, 2010, 4:10 pm
    not only is it an awesome game, it's a great philosophical statement as well.
    - Jofus1992 November 10, 2010, 3:52 am
  • 2

    when i take a dump i feel like batman no joke i feel like batman

    Holy crap, Batman!
    - Ertrov November 9, 2010, 4:11 pm
    holy bat crap batman
    - triclebickle November 9, 2010, 7:17 pm
    Holy batman bat crap batman!
    - Ertrov November 14, 2010, 4:44 pm
    you win this round Ertrov
    - triclebickle November 14, 2010, 4:49 pm
  • 1

    haha i do the same thing thinking over every possible outcomes and i have looked up ways to fly like goku...sad i know but i wont lose hope :P im still waiting for my x-men mutation to reveal itself :P

    flying would be fucking awesome
    - Jackylegs November 6, 2010, 8:34 pm
    yeah it'd be the best thing ever!!
    - Nightmare November 6, 2010, 9:55 pm
  • 1

    i also picture the outcome of things and i Googled myself once.
    I'm addicted to evony even though i know it should be boring

    • hightec
    • October 12, 2010, 5:19 pm
  • 1

    i rub my nipples in the middle of the hallway when im wit my female friends lolz

    Wow I do that to.. O.o
    - RakkyTam November 6, 2010, 6:10 pm
    i didnt add the second part in which i say ok ur turn to feel the warmth lolz nd they usually allow me to do it =)
    - xxkisamexx November 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
  • 1

    i practition parkour. i know others do it but when i do it i am singing...certain songs...in my head.

    Hey this is a little off topic but I'm trying to get into this. Problem is that I'm in America and it isn't very popular here yet. I was just wondering if you could throw me some tips.
    - 24paperwings October 20, 2010, 3:12 pm
    what songs?
    - bmayes October 20, 2010, 3:14 pm
    Well, honestly I am in America as well. nobody here really knows about it. i found a few friends who wanted to play along and we just practice at our school. i advise running xc or something becuase you have to be able to run...a lot. get strong mentally and physically. also make sure that if your trying a new move that you practice it someplace forgiving untill you got it down pat. then try it out elsewere.
    i learned a lot from youtube.
    - arrowdodger7 October 20, 2010, 3:17 pm
    anything that pops into my head.
    - arrowdodger7 October 20, 2010, 3:20 pm
    Sorry, but i'm about to be a Grammar Nazi. You capitalized the word "I" once. But after that you stopped. And you "practition" parkour? Don't you mean you "practice" parkour? You hardly capitalize the letter at the beginning of a sentence. And spelled because wrong.

    I'm a

    - XxDaminalsxX November 8, 2010, 3:58 am
    its all good. i meant to say im a practitioner of parkour.
    - arrowdodger7 November 8, 2010, 6:44 am
    Ahh, that explains it. I don't find it true that not a lot of Americans know about Parkour/Free running. There are actually a lot of Americans that know about it. However, Parkour was only recently discovered in this past year. People had heard about it but didn't really pay much attention to it until just recently this year and this past year. G4 tv kind of helped to spread the word about Parkour with Ninja Warrior and American Ninja Warrior; and also when they aired the National Parkour/Free Running competition (I don't remember the exact name and place).
    - XxDaminalsxX November 8, 2010, 9:11 am
    I love it even though im not all that great yet.
    - arrowdodger7 November 8, 2010, 9:30 am
    oh and im american.
    - arrowdodger7 November 8, 2010, 9:30 am
    Yo! I do parkour too... Its the shizz :)
    - WHAARRGARBLE November 8, 2010, 10:34 am
    * in sarcastic voice *No your not a grammar nazi at all
    - castlewarsisawsome November 14, 2010, 6:17 pm
  • 1

    I think that jesus juice is not like apple juice.

    apple juice is better
    - Jackylegs November 6, 2010, 8:36 pm
    - papereeno November 7, 2010, 12:15 pm
    easily the best drink in the world, by heaps.
    - Jackylegs November 7, 2010, 11:56 pm
    THat can't be! WHat about OJ??? Grape SODA????
    - papereeno November 8, 2010, 9:15 am
    orange juice, if it's poor quality, or too warm, or you don't feel like it, sucks arse.
    Grape soda, much too sweet.
    Apple juice, perfect balance between every delicious drink in the universe.
    - Jackylegs November 8, 2010, 9:51 am
    Champaigne. I mean come on.
    - papereeno November 8, 2010, 10:31 am
    If you want alcohol with your apple juice, there's apple cider.
    - Jackylegs November 8, 2010, 5:28 pm
    You just got an ansswer for everything dontcha?
    - papereeno November 9, 2010, 5:48 am
    apple juice is universally and infinitely superior
    - Jackylegs November 9, 2010, 8:54 am
  • 1

    I think that God's whole "love the world thing" has been tried for 2000 years now and it's obviously not working. Thus we need an....Angel of Retribution.

  • 1

    I rub my cutlery on my t-shirt before eating with them.

  • 1

    i rub my hands together ridiculously fast subconsciously and repeatedly try and crack all my knuckles when i'm nervous

    me too
    i crack hem like 20 times a day :)
    you're not alone!
    - Pyutchy8011 November 6, 2010, 7:34 pm
  • 1

    When someone says something weird or in an accent, i have to repeat them to try and say it like they do...it's not that i'm making fun, it's a habit

    • Dea3
    • November 5, 2010, 7:36 am
  • 1

    I Brush my teeth twice in the morning, twice at lunch and brush twice + floss before bed.

    wow that's a reeally good habit...
    - Jackylegs November 6, 2010, 8:37 pm
    - thekitkatkid November 6, 2010, 9:30 pm
    yea but it gets annoying sometimes :(
    - Pyutchy8011 November 7, 2010, 3:23 am
  • 1

    We wonder if anyone else ever fully wishes they were someone else.

    • Dawn
    • November 6, 2010, 8:28 pm
    ??? I think ur the only one on that one ???
    - thekitkatkid November 6, 2010, 9:31 pm
  • 1

    I make french toast on the grill.

    • juniper
    • November 6, 2010, 8:32 pm
  • 1

    Jack of to anything, yet to find something to bad too.

    Not even joking, if anyone else had this they'd understand how bad u can feel sometimes :(

    • xJaSoNx
    • November 7, 2010, 12:24 pm
    wow that must feel pretty bad
    - thekitkatkid November 7, 2010, 12:32 pm
    usually feels pretty good, till im finished

    Just skip the drunk part
    - xJaSoNx November 7, 2010, 12:34 pm
    LO- oh my bad almost laughed at ur situation there
    - thekitkatkid November 7, 2010, 12:40 pm
    haha, its k :P
    - xJaSoNx November 7, 2010, 12:42 pm
  • 1

    I sometimes wonder that when im not there does everything carry on. not that I think the world revolves around me its just like I would never know if it didn't. Like that film with Jim Carey. Cant think of the name sorry :P

    lol I'v had that same feeling
    - thekitkatkid November 7, 2010, 1:11 pm
  • 1

    Sometimes i try and reason with my pc, it normally works, i dont know what hardware my pc is running, probably the 'in your face, interface V1' but im convinced some days it just gets in a mood with me and slows down.

    • Polygon
    • November 8, 2010, 2:57 am
  • 1

    I am an American, yet I have the ability to speak in different accents/voices that I have heard. Like I can talk in an English and a Russian accent (the two accents that I can do well).

    Also when I read a manga, if I have not seen the anime (or if there isn't an anime) for it I give the characters voices i've heard from different anime's and then read it like that. Pretty much when I read a book or manga, I play it out like a movie, in my head.

  • 1

    I wonder what it's like to see the world through other peoples eyes. I also sing 'I got a feeling' in a chipmunk voice ^_^

  • 1

    i let people know im near then my spiting on them.... not realy im not a maniac. but i always say chief alot when im drunk i dunno y

    • stewiz
    • November 8, 2010, 4:29 pm
  • 1

    Sometimes I wonder how small the human race is and if what I do now has any influence at all as to what the rest of the universe does. Also I have dejavu a lot and I don't know if it is because my brain thinks I have seen a situation before or not. Also I wonder if I am even in the matrix right now :)

    • gemie89
    • November 8, 2010, 4:47 pm
    I'v had so many deja vu that I think some one somewhere has reversed time in more than one occasion
    - thekitkatkid November 8, 2010, 5:10 pm
    Yeah I mean we really wouldn't know if Hitler actually took over Europe or not because time may have been changed soo...yeah
    - gemie89 November 8, 2010, 6:28 pm
    thats could be true
    - thekitkatkid November 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
  • 1

    I can't believe in apple juice like that

  • 1

    i look back on my old commints where i was trying to be a grammar nazi. relize i was wrong in the commint print screen it, delet the commint and put it in my next fails post

  • 1

    Sometimes, I sit there and look around, honestly feeling that this world isn't real....

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