> WAL-MART INTERVIEW
>
> Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job
> opening.. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people
> who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask
> them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get
> the job.
>
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer
> asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
>
> The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no
> warning.
>
> 'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.
>
>
> 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.
>
> 'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it
> ever happened.. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
>
>
> 'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular
> cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating
> his reply..
>
> 'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
> there's a light switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the
> pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yip,
> TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
>
> Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found
> her man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
>
> Turning to Ole, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
>
> Ole replied, 'After hearing da udder three answers, it's obvious to me dat
> the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
>
> 'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
>
> 'Yah shure', said Ole . 'You see, da other day I wasn't feeling so good, and
>
> I ran for da bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON DA
> LIGHT, I had already pooped my pants.'
>
> Ole is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
>
> You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on.