type something really random

if clams are purple then what color are whales. and if crabs can't work at tacobell then where can they work. why do bananas make good phones and why do shoes get zero bars in the bathroom. can clam man be a bumble bee if he looks like marflar and why do trees try to eat kites. now its your turn (if anything is a repost i is sry)

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    For making baby salsa?

    blender - type something really random

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    dont worry it was all a dre-



    AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 720Z
    • May 5, 2010, 12:46 pm
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  • 7

    I need a new blender.

    • Dannyl
    • February 26, 2010, 5:32 am
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  • 5

    la la la la la la la la Elmos world... Is infested with zombies run away! Killer Bunny ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! what do we do? resort to canabeism! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! no throgh the holy hand granade! Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!! *the world blew up they through it at 4 insted of three*
    1111111111111OOOOOOOOO
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    1111111111111O @ @ O
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    SHHHH! THE LLAMAS ARE SEEPING DON'T YELL!!!

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  • 3

    Tippy toe inside the bar gets in trouble for drunkeness

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    designated driver found drunk

    • peace
    • January 29, 2010, 3:33 pm
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  • 3

    Your mom sucks cock in bacon.

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  • 3

    plastic bags are used for when an army bases are under attack

    • chips
    • January 31, 2010, 11:54 am
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  • 3

    Pee-pee flies crap pennies on horse drawn pancakes.... ( that was random )

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  • 3

    ACT blows up in junior's face - 3rd degree burns

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  • 3

    The moon fries call out to thier leader whilst feeding on dongles and they mystery of a cat sized cat will be the one who might be able to do it, all we know is that the core is a chunk of bannofle

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  • 3

    im a possum..... in your fridge...... go check

    - ember April 19, 2011, 3:29 pm
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    I didn't mean to set you on fire:( I am sorry forgive me pedo bear.

    • ember
    • March 22, 2010, 11:13 am
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  • 3

    pancakes like blowjobs from pancakeless pancakes that have bacon and pudding in their shell. random totally was that.

    • Kings
    • March 22, 2010, 12:26 pm
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    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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    yummy pie... 3.14192653589793238462643383279502884197...

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  • 3

    you god damn troll get out from under my bridge.

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    ¡¡¡¡¡¡dןǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝɥ ˙˙˙˙uʍop ǝpısdn ʞɔnʇs ɯ,ı ˙˙˙˙˙dןǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝǝɥ

    • LDDR
    • May 13, 2010, 11:18 pm
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    yes this works keep them coming

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  • 2

    clam people live in marmars so where do afro nargmars live and if nargmars are homelss how can cheese hargaflargers find floofloogumflamb trees to sleep in. i read way too much dr. seuss

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  • 2

    grrrrrrrrrr I'm a tornado cat ninja! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
    ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♪♫☼►◄↕○☺¶§Üú▬↓↓§▒▒AÄ███████████

    • ember
    • February 26, 2010, 4:49 am
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  • 2

    Gird your spectacles to sound the death-knell for the lack of intensive care given to palladium rakes by semaphore.

    • Ruleb
    • March 11, 2010, 12:37 pm
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  • 2

    i remeber when i had my frist beer

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  • 2

    I Do Not Rcoengise Aytnhing taht is bieng siad hwoveer yuo can udnretsnad waht my mnoky syas bceuase he is a bi-cenitnail spuer-aid mciro-ograinsm haha mispselilng can be fun...

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  • 2

    MONKEYS EAT BANANAS!!!!!!!!

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  • 2

    "Don't take life too seriously you won't make it out alive"

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  • 2

    why must you insist on a jansport backpack when your shoes are untied

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  • 2

    Ture my fiernd!

    • jokin
    • March 22, 2010, 11:45 am
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  • 2

    i just done 48 hours of solid flossing now i need to rest, because zest is the best and cous cous is so nice they named it twice.

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  • 2

    You forgot you pockets, again. How many times mus I tell you, tie your shoes together so we can all get a good laugh. Purple is not a color. Why do Canadians say colour instead of color? My spellcheck says it's wrong, silly Canadians, eh?

    No offense to anyone... sorry Canadians, I didn't mean it. Lol.

    • Kojira
    • March 22, 2010, 12:19 pm
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  • 2

    Remember when you were swimming in the ocean or a lake or river, and you accidentally opened you mouth and got a mouth-full of water? Did you ever wonder how much fish pee you probably drank in you lifetime. I think of these things some times.
    walking fish

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  • 2

    Recently I started trying to find Jesus. I checked the closet, the kitchen, the pantry, the basement, heck my whole house! He wasn't anywhere! Maybe Jesus is a ninja...I mean, it's just as likely as him being a dune coon, right?

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  • 2

    And so the bird left the nest to hunt for more cat.

    • Gpanda
    • May 12, 2010, 8:38 am
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    purple drumstick, buy me a goldfish

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    doh!

    • gryxng
    • May 12, 2010, 1:24 pm
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  • 2

    green hobos killed barney and ate his cereal with orange juice

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    testicles.............that is all

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  • 2

    I need a plasma tube with ion rage cannon death LAZAR!!!

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  • 2

    If a half-ginger half negro should bring a golden shruberry to the tallest tower on the tallest mountain, he will be granted the power to recite the names of the entire cast of Rubik the Amazing cube at the speed of light.

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  • 2

    I woke up angry today because i realized zombies don't come with guacamole so I told my toaster to get me a chicken sandwich with waffle fries FOR FREE but then my tivo didn't record star wars phantom menace, so I assassinated Oprah because she's a commie warlord intent on taking over our Walmarts and where else can I get everyday low prices?

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    I AM BIKE CHEESE!!!

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  • 2

    i got stuck upside down, but i'm all better now, thanks.

    • LDDR
    • July 5, 2010, 12:50 am
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    I was once a treehouse
    I lived in a cake
    But I never saw the way
    The orange slayed the rake
    I was only three years dead
    But it told a tale
    And now listen, little child
    To the safety rail.

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

    • xway
    • July 18, 2010, 9:59 pm
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    do you feel blame,are you mad? uhh do you feel like wolf kabob roth vantage tobantage habb gabller swabble gaga- Charles manson

    classic charlie lol
    - triclebickle April 19, 2011, 2:34 pm
    ikr, most inspirational words since the catcher in the raichu
    - PwnzElite April 19, 2011, 2:36 pm
    gazoontight
    - triclebickle April 19, 2011, 3:19 pm
    Nein, du wirst nicht sagen "Gazoontight" Für mich ist ... Nur ein Scherz
    - PwnzElite April 19, 2011, 3:24 pm
    أنت رائع لكونه ثنائي اللغة
    - triclebickle April 19, 2011, 4:25 pm
    so are you my friend

    - PwnzElite April 19, 2011, 4:27 pm
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    flugle flam flam

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    if you like the post rate it. it helps keep babies out of dannyls blender

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  • 1

    SILLY FAGGOT DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS!

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    I DON'T GO NOWHERE WITHOUT TOAST

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    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Foolish American! Little did you know that we Canadians now have full control over the spellcheck! How dare you refer to our great people as silly! You will suffer for your insolence...

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    Oh, fiddlestix. my Socks are untied. Fooey!

    • Oteyo
    • May 6, 2010, 4:56 am
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  • 1

    What if the world was made of glazed donuts? What if you hands were made of hot pockets? What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose?

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    triclebickle? Of sharenator.com? right website, capitalization?

    My name is Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, and I think you are a jerk, a real kneebiter.

    Just thought you should know.

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    what i do to you lol

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  • 1

    Pick ryhmes with dick, and you're a faggot

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    toilet paper

    • Kemo79
    • May 13, 2010, 6:30 pm
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    no. you can't make me.

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    No I don't want to pull down my pants!

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    Jared Foley has told me one time before that he was really gay

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    would anyone like a BBW?

    • DooBuR
    • May 14, 2010, 3:54 am
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    LOL Christopher Walken

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    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy joke, your all good

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  • 1

    and that's how i saved christmas.

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  • 1

    that deserves uprate this status.

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  • 1

    well... if you're flooding the lunch-bar and cream with the mystically-proportionalised teletubby-sucker, make sure that it not only is unplugged, but that you have succeeded in destroying it, with the ligament of course. After that, call a cat so that it may attempt a cheese-acceptance for the more technologically advanced among us. Once you're finished, you will have probably just turned my multiple rabbits into the worst thing in the world: a first-place getter in a donkey-dick-vein-twanging competition face.
    But enough about me, what prfanities did you get up to uttering tomorrow? Looks like a giant, succulent, throbbing, kick-arse, globbit of a tissue box, so mind the cabbage... or is it cactus? cabbage? cactus? CABBAGE! CACTUS! AAAAUUURRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! Anyway, whilst rubber is taking its place, I forgot these marbles for the chord-salad. Do it, and be quickly about it. Jack out.

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    A smurf eating cheese covered bacon in bollywood :-) yum

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    Why thank you kind sir!

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    oh yeah i forgot about that ha ha

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  • 1

    when i saw gearge bush he was leaking fail juice all over cuz he is george bush and then he screamed RAGLE FRAGLE then everyone clapped and i was all like POTATOES ARE BETTER THAN GIRAFFE SOUP!!!

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    i am speaking to you from inside your mind

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    semi automatic aqua

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    whats going on here?!?!?!?!

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    you can lick my ice cream ;)

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    Snarfel the Garblock!!!!

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    how did u do that

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    PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Something really random.
    now why would you want me to type that?(bad joke but i do enjoy grammar)

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    Its so hot i could dance on elves and sing mary had a little lamb.

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    Butt Secks?

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  • 1

    You're unicycling backwards up the Egyptian pyramids of Mercury in a pink cheetah print leotard when all of a sudden your row boat breaks, and your grandma's dog shits a taco in along the side of the Xhina-Russia border, surely enough you realize it only takes 3 waffles to build a house of pancakes because ice cream has no bones.

    Dicksneeze.

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    are you out too i think that there's a TP theif

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    mmmmmmm..... smurfs

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    WHEREITSMINEIFOUNDITFIRSTGIVEMEMYPIEBACKYOUPIESTEALER!!!!!!!

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    *fap* *fap* *fap*

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    give that bitch a whale... bitches love BACON IN THE SOAP! I MADE IT MY SONOFABITCH! creeper is watching you TOAST TOAST! SHARENATOR IS KICK CHUCK NORRIS AND KILLED SPONGEBOB

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    a monkey riding a unicycle juggling flaming swords in a top hat with a can and a monicle

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    halts maul troll

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    Nom nom nom. gastro-intestinal blockage.

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  • -1

    dude r u going to get a life or not

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  • -2

    all you had to do was check your heart and he would be there.

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  • -3

    this on left (chris) is realy really really really gay

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  • -8

    r u stupied or something u retared

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