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you're in a room with micheal jackson, oprah, and rosie o'donnell. you have to fuck one marry another and kill the third. go
Stranger 1: Ummm
Stranger 2: fuck rosie marry oprah kill mj
Stranger 1: Kill oprah
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 1: KILL OPRAH
Stranger 2: oprah is loaded!!!1
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you're in a room with winnie the pooh, oprah, and rosie o'donnell. you have to fuck one marry another and kill the third. go
Stranger 1: Fuck rosie, marry oprah for the money, kill pooh
Stranger 2: Fuck oprah, kill winnie. Rosie wont marry me. trap avoided.
Stranger 1: i mad
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you're in a room with winnie the pooh, oprah, and rosie o'donnell. you have to fuck one marry another and kill the third. go
Stranger 2: fuck rosie kill winnia marry oprah
Stranger 1: id fuck oprah, fuck rosie o donnel and deffinately fuck winnie the pooh
Stranger 2: eww
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can you fap to this?
Stranger 1: I'll damn sure try
Stranger 2: hasn't stopped me so far...
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can you fap to this?
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Stranger 2: I can fap to that
Stranger 1: Just did
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congradulations you've both won 44 billion dollars what is your first reaction?
Stranger 1: *change underwear*
Stranger 1: *pay bills*
Stranger 1: *eat so much that I cannot walk*
Stranger 2: i wanna visit my all female friends in all world
Stranger 2: so nice
Stranger 2: :)
Stranger 1: They don't want to visit you.
Stranger 2: they love me
Stranger 1: They think you're a douche.
Stranger 2: they want
Stranger 1: They want you to go away.
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is evolution real? how can it be when the bible doesnt say it is?
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1: it doesnt say it in harry potter either
Stranger 2: silly nigger
Stranger 1: who cares
Stranger 2: he just mad he hasent evolved
Stranger 1: fact
Stranger 1: high five?
Stranger 2: *highest of fives*
Stranger 1: NICe
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is it tomato or tomato?
Stranger 2: tomato
Stranger 2: not
Stranger 2: tomaaato
Stranger 1: it's tomahhto
Stranger 2: noooo
Stranger 2: tomato
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: ah
Stranger 2: theres no
Stranger 2: ahhh
Stranger 1: i'm english fuck off
Stranger 2: in tomato
Stranger 1: i am right
Stranger 1: you are wrong
Stranger 1: :)
Stranger 2: nooo
Stranger 2: !!!
Stranger 1: calm
Stranger 2: do you have a british accent!?
Stranger 1: no i say tomahhto and i have an american one??
Stranger 1: of course moron
Stranger 2: go die
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is it tomato or tomato?
Stranger 2: its tomato
Stranger 1: tom-ate-o
Stranger 2: no its not
Stranger 2: tom...ate..o??
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: not even close
Stranger 1: how you pronounce it
Stranger 1: retard
Stranger 2: toe-mate-toe
Stranger 1: i dont want to live on this planet anymore
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both of you are locked in a room. the first to kill the other gets out choose weapons after 20 second the battle starts
Stranger 1: *kills*
Stranger 2: hold up
Stranger 1: Done.
Stranger 1: XD
Stranger 2: my weapon is a flail
Stranger 1: Flail?
Stranger 2: and i cut open ur skull with a rusty spoon gouge out ur eyes then cattle prod ur brain
Stranger 1: Dude
Stranger 1: Im Jesus.
Stranger 1: I'll whoop yo ass!
Stranger 2: im the super devil
Stranger 2: not the devil but the super devil
Stranger 1: Oh hell nawh!
Stranger 2: Booooo!!!!!!
Stranger 1: Pardon the pun ;D
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you are in a room with justin beiber rebecca black and hitler. you have a gun with two bullets who do you kill?
Stranger 1: hitley then myself :)
Stranger 2: Shoot hitler with both and rape the rest.
Stranger 1: haha high five*
Stranger 2: Cha ching.
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you are in a room with justin beiber rebecca black and hitler. you have a gun with two bullets who do you kill?
Stranger 2: the 1st too
Stranger 2: *two
Stranger 1: Why the fuck would I consent to be in a room with JB and RB
Stranger 1: those two should just get the fuck off of my planet
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Posted: 2011-08-08 12:34:49

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  • DarkHunter - replied 2011-08-08 12:54:54
    +1
    you are in a room with justin beiber rebecca black and hitler. you have a gun with two bullets who do you kill?

    Line up all 3, shoot them twice.
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    • xlivewire7x - replied 2011-08-08 14:28:01
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      False. Staple the Star of David to Rebecca and Justin, let Hitler do his job, then throw the gun away because Hitler has redeemed himself.
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      • Bekenel - replied 2011-08-08 14:43:52
        +1
        or, shoot two of them then, snap the other's neck. Never mentioned you couldnt use your hands
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  • Bekenel - replied 2011-08-08 13:50:40
    +1
    Question to discuss:
    How should the world end?
    Stranger 1: EXPLOSION
    Stranger 1: Followed by Ponies
    Stranger 2: This ^
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