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10. Heat Vision
9. Invisibility
8. Communication with animals
7. Super Strength
6. Teleportation
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4. Shape shifting
3. Mind control
2. Flight
1. Dry sarcasm
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Immortality
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Telekinesis
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The ability to instantly fix all spelling and grammar mistakes on the internet
All Knowingness
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Ability to control the elements.
The problem with Immortality is that it's not very descriptive. Maybe you live forever but your body decomposes, or you're not invulnerable so you end up being a cripple for the rest of your very long life, do you age but never die? you might end up being 2000 years old, looking like a mummy and having the worst case of dementia ever. Also boredom would be a shitter.
Ideally it'd encompass never aging, having the ability to die should you choose to and invulnerability.
Also, since were adding more super powers onto other ones I'll take an aim-bot with my heat vision. I'd get like 50 killstreak.
My highest killstreak is 18 i think, halo reach
Super villain: "Muhaha!! no-one can stop me from world domination now! Wait, HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT GUYS NIPPLES. RETREAT!" Runs*
... and thus the world is saved once again by...ENDLESSLY ERECT NIPPLES MAN!
'It's a bit nippy in here'
We should make a movie, I'll call Stephen Speilberg and see if he wants in. Me and Stephen are good buds, or "Steve-dogs" as he likes to be called.
also the best power is telekinesis your able to put up force fields to defend against anything and your able to control everything with your mind.
for example the hulk, pick him up and throw him a couple dozen times and eventually he will cool down and get tired of it. no one can touch you
I expected to come on here and see, and the number one super power is having lasers grafted onto your hands and be invisible. I feel a bit of a tard now. :D
Nice post +3
and the most invinitive tanks and cars
and the best weapons
and we invented this one of the most sought after type of plane ever.
even the Americans liked it and bought it
everyone elce just has more people and more money
and you forgot sweeden dont piss them off they beat everybody
American tanks are fairly slow and big but have more fire power, except howitzer's are normally used for bombardments rendering the big tanks fire power not needed as much.
English tanks tend to be smaller, lighter, more manoeuvrable and more available.
and it has a range of.... well , it does 0.6 mile to a gallon and has a range of about 250 miles it holds 500 gallons of fuel
just leaving the engine running for a hour will burn 10 gallons of fuel
when it comes in contact with anything fires liquid magnesium at very high pressure and can penetrate 3 inches of steel setting fire to everything inside a tank
one or 2 of those well aimed will destroy a tank, and what is a tank weakest point the tracks aim for the track the whole tank is screwed
and i doubt it can take on 2 of these
challenger 2 main battle tank
http://www.defence.pk/forums/military-forum/23284-12-best-tanks-world.html
but the armour will have to be a foot thick to
withstand rounds in probubly 10 years, at the rate things are going, i mean we have bullets which explode after a set distance, and will the armour of any tank withstand something which is 1000 degrees C and travelling at 3 times the speed of sound. sad but true :(
a tie it is
the harrier was from the 60s and 70s it wasnt possible then to go supersonic for most planes (exept in a dive)
it houses your point
but thanks to mad ground troops are still needed and nukes can probably be swatted out of the sky thanks to lazers in the defence system and other various missile defence systems
its the 1950's vidio telling us what to do in a nuculer event
are you a bit jealous? america tops a chart. you feel inadequate and post a bunch of random opinions about why you think the UK is better. seems you do that every time someone says anything positive about the united states. country penis envy?
the brits don't have any car companies anymore. look it up. land rover and jaguar was sold to TA TA (an indian company) by Ford. aston martin was bought by ford... pulled aston martin out of the financial gutter, improved its manufacturing processes, etc. and re-sold (after marking it up, making a nice profit) to an investment group (prodrive) owned by 1 english dude and a bunch of kuaitis. Bentley is owned by volkwagen, rolls royce is owned by BMW, MINI cars is bmw. lotus = malasia
best sniper TEAM? based on what? that record? from that 1 guy? if you knew anything about sharpshooting especially in the military ... the amount of luck involved in actually getting that kill... its just a matter of being in the right place at the right time.
and about our weapons/tanks/planes (even though we do have the best tanks and artillery, and dont use that jet anymore (meaning its obsolete by our standards), and british made guns aren't anything special)
but besides that...
because youre not an american, you have probably never heard of something called "the lowest bidder always wins" ... it means that whatever company can supply our government with the cheapest required item (that fits required specifications); automatically wins the bidding.
for example: "we need 900 auto-loading combat rifles with X caliber, etc" whoever can give them the cheapest, automatically gets the contract. (they do this to prevent corruption, for example... if i was in charge of purchasing for an armed forces unit, and i bought overpriced guns in bulk from my friend's business)
keep that in mind next time youre trying to compare what weapons we use in combat as a benchmark for who "has" better weapons.
our experimental weapons and things we have in development are pretty crazy too, but usually seen as too expensive to issue to a big group until they find a way to cheaply develop this stuff. for example "dragon skin armor" or the "active denial system (aka ADS)" (look ADS up.. its really cool!) which was designed by Raytheon...
you need to realise that youre a "1up" person. its a social quirk that happens when someone feels inadequate.
think about your comment.
"the US is the biggest superpower according to statistics" your reply? "oh yea!? well we have the best X Y Z in the world!"
thats the social equivelant of:
person A: "i love coronas with lime"
person B: "yea thats good stuff"
YOU: heineken is a much better beer...
Person A & B: ......
that is a classic trait of "1up social disorder"
putting it simply: you feel a need to 1up anything anyone says
now that we've identified your problem, the next step is fixing it.
glad i could help.