thx to everyone

thank you - thx to everyone


thank's to everyone who has uprated me, I didnt think I would outrank Michiel1994 who has one of my favorite posts on sharenator(robot unicorn att) I got about 900 points in about a week & ranked up about 6 or 7 times.
also thx to IDeidaraIKun, xxkisamexx, gryxng, & DontTouchMyPuddin for always commenting & encouraging to post more jokes & stuff u guys are great, well didnt want this to just be a thank u post so here is a joke

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Im afraid I cant" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

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    funny pictures this owl laughs out loud

    • Math
    • July 19, 2010, 4:03 am
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    lol nice joke ;D

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    Thanks dude :) Funny... and nasty joke +3

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    lolz ewww at the joke XD and your welcome =)

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    hahaha u deserve all the points u get for making us all laugh everyday :) and that joke is funny but wrong :P

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    aha your welcome and that is some nasty trick the woman did lol +3 as always

    • gryxng
    • July 18, 2010, 6:36 pm
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    aww shit I forgot to add u my bad I'll give u 35% of my next post.
    & thx for that, it means a lot ^^

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    thx(again) lol ^^

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    haha idont think i contributed as much as the other guys did i but oh well tank you anyways :P but yeah u dont have to :)

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    dustin lance black w oscar

    • Dannyl
    • July 18, 2010, 11:22 pm
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    Oh noes, some downrater r hit ur postz, i give free upratez nao

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    Epic picture +1

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    hahaha I just came back from working with my uncle & this made my day all better thx +1 for u

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    Omgar that joke killed me! +3( o Y o )

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