thank's to everyone who has uprated me, I didnt think I would outrank Michiel1994 who has one of my favorite posts on sharenator(robot unicorn att) I got about 900 points in about a week & ranked up about 6 or 7 times.
also thx to IDeidaraIKun, xxkisamexx, gryxng, & DontTouchMyPuddin for always commenting & encouraging to post more jokes & stuff u guys are great, well didnt want this to just be a thank u post so here is a joke
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Im afraid I cant" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."