the worlds shortest fairy tale

World's Shortest Fairy Tale (By Father Goose)

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, NO! And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and played poker and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted...The End.

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  • 5

    Sorry... THIS is the shortest fairy tale...



    patrick - the worlds shortest fairy tale

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  • 1

    HELL YEAH! :D

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  • 1

    Such privileges are lost in marriage - this is awesome

    • Bekenel
    • November 26, 2009, 1:04 pm
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    That realy was to epic porportions!

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  • 1

    marrage is the slowest form of suicide

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    you forgot unlimited pooner

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    no this is the shortest fair tale - Once upon a time, a Prince was very ugly asked a girl out and she said NO. Then his father died and he became rich and was king and the girl asked his ugly ass out!

    • Stoy
    • November 27, 2009, 11:28 am
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    Such priveleges just because a girl turned him down

    • peace
    • January 17, 2010, 10:49 am
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  • 1

    marraige is gods way of fuck you all

    • nevorak
    • January 23, 2010, 4:40 pm
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    YEAHHHHHHH +3

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    i will second that

    • BEASTY
    • February 15, 2010, 12:46 am
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    absolute classic! should make it into a film!!! lol

    • Simmo49
    • February 15, 2010, 1:34 am
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    and who he had sex with?

    • Vans
    • February 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
    who ever the hell he wanted to.
    - arrowdodger7 January 9, 2011, 6:15 pm
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    Don't be mean to patrick

    • peace
    • February 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
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    be unnice

    • 720Z
    • March 4, 2010, 7:23 pm
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    Yes that's what I ment to say

    • peace
    • March 8, 2010, 3:32 am
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