taking a dump crisis

what would you do if a zombie Apocalypse started in your house in the middle of your dump

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    Lock the door, finish. Then jump out the window and run.

    • ember
    • January 13, 2011, 3:49 pm
    You should've added a comma after "finish".
    Just sayin'.
    - XxDaminalsxX January 13, 2011, 3:53 pm
    Grammar Nazi:P
    - ember January 13, 2011, 3:56 pm
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    Considering this a fictionalized dramatization, I would lock the door, finish, open the door slowly (so as to check for any zombies in the immediate area), walk into my room, then quietly take my Masamune off of my wall, go downstairs, and cut the fuckers into pieces. I say Masamune because you get both long range and short range in a melee weapon.

    props! very well thought out weapon choice! +1 to you
    - dreed34 January 13, 2011, 6:23 pm
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    Well the way I see it, you're unlikely to be caught in the middle of the scale, you're either going to be scared into a complete evacuation of your bowels, or you're going to be scared into constipation. If it's the first it's just a quick wipe (I mean, I'm not an animal), if it's the second then no worries, then I'd just go and set fire to shit. Simplez.

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    tell them to wait and that they REALLY do not want to come in here at this moment

    • hightec
    • January 14, 2011, 11:45 am
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    Fap.

    fap fap fap ^.^
    - Firebird92 January 25, 2011, 8:32 am
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    you know I thought of this while i was taking a dump

    so did i haha
    - Zayne32 January 13, 2011, 3:53 pm
    I ponder the question on a daily basis. Also the same with if you were in the bath/shower.
    - GinjaNinja January 13, 2011, 7:18 pm
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    grammar zatzi

    What's a "grammar zatzi"? I know what a Grammar Nazi is, but never have I heard of a "grammar zatzi".
    - XxDaminalsxX January 13, 2011, 3:58 pm
    lol i want to called them grammar pain in the asses
    - castlewarsisawsome January 13, 2011, 10:24 pm
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    I keep a shot gun by the shitter just in case of home invasions so I should be okay.

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    Probably die while on the crapper... but atleast I'd go out like Elvis.

    But the only people that liked Elvis were old ladies.....
    - XxDaminalsxX January 14, 2011, 11:57 am
    Those ladies were young ladies at one point too...
    - mrcbccadetx0 January 14, 2011, 1:54 pm
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    good thing i keep an AA-12 with half a dozen boxes of rounds next to mah toilet. then its straight to the underground armory.

    Just spray and pray.
    - XxDaminalsxX January 14, 2011, 11:58 am
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    push until its out and then make a mad dash for the guns with toilet paper in hand.

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    No one thought about having to kill ones own family?

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    it must be a distance away theres such a small chance it will start in America and then a smaller one it will start near you, so i would just take my time then i would go to Cebles grab a few guns and a huge knife

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    Definitely should start keeping a shotgun next to the toilet....

    • Ertrov
    • February 10, 2011, 12:37 pm
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