stoners!

Weed makes you smarter...
you know how when a lion hunts they always go for the weakest animal in the pack.....well "they" say that weed kills ur brain cells......well i think when it kills ur brain cells it kills the weakest ones first and by doing that it makes the rest of the pack stronger therefore you get smarter.....

do i exist?
i just was coming up from my kitchen when i say hey to my parents and they didnt respond.. what if i dont exist?

Getting Swoll
Working out when you are high is like flying. You can keep going and going and never get tired. It's surreal.

Driving while your high
its like playing a video game..

I found out what god is...
People say God is in everything, God is in everyone, God takes different shapes, God is the source of all life.
Replace God with the word water. :O

theres always another level of high
do u ever get so high that u think to yourself "theres absolutely no way i could get any higher than this". then ur buddy asks you if u wanna smoke a bowl...and your like...."well now there is"

If I had a glass eye...
I would keep my weed behind it, no one would ever find it.

  • tacolad
  • February 26, 2010, 6:10 pm
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    ha ha these are awesome and being a stoner i cant truly apreciate the true value of these quotes

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  • 1

    Ha, I love it. Good post! +3

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    I am amused

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    I am amused so much it's a +3

    • peace
    • February 27, 2010, 2:50 pm
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    im suprised mikeyninja hasnt called you an attention whore, but good post +3

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    lol

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    badboy tune

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  • 1

    haters gonna hate
    but this post awesome haha

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    this is epic just forgettin the most used one
    uhhhhhhhhhh what.......-laughing- what are we laughing at?
    uhhhhhhhhhh what -laughs again- and repeat lolz thts how my friends act when theyre high

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  • 1

    this list forgot a famous stoner quote;
    a army marches on its stomach.
    who can name this famous stoner?

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    nice post hahah

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    Some Call it sensomenia, some call it lambs bread. and others call it.....GANJA!

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    Do you ABSOLUTELY KNOW FOR SURE that weed kills off your weak ones
    first? and did you know that you never regenerate brain cells, ever again? did you know thats like saying "hmm, if i cut off all of my weak muscles and leave only the strong ones, i will get stronger"? You, my good sir, are the single most mentally incapacitated person on (or probably in) the surface of the earth i have, or ever will have the displeasure of commenting on on the surface of this earth.
    good day to you.

    I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!
    - PwnzElite January 7, 2011, 10:06 am
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