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I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture.So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant.I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!" But instead of showing appreciation, they took the upturned prawn-cracker basket from my head and told me to get out.

I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way.Through the driver's door.

I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled children.Perhaps calling it 'Spastics on Elastic' wasn't my finest hour.

My girlfriend and I went to a restaurant for dinner. It was a nice meal and we were ordering dessert.I asked the waiter how much the pie was."£3.14 sir," he replied."That's funny," I chuckled."What's that sir?" He asked."That Down's syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself."We both had a good laugh.