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So I hear they took your nose. we can fix that.

I cry every time I see your terrible grammar.

I murdered a soda because that's how I roll.

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nothing witty to say about that, except it may be your mom's dildo.

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter...with my penis

#36 was awesome

Its capital is the city of La Puebla, estimated at 80,000 souls, which is in 19 degrees 12' N. Latitude, 100 degrees 50' W. Longitude.

From the journals of Zebulon Montgomery Pike.

doesn't this defeat the whole purpose of having a mobile phone?

make like a doctor and have patience.

can we please make a game like this?

america: land of the buffet

looks like the new camaro.

you won't have any trouble pissing after that.

how much? i'll take five!

I got one of these for my stepdad for easter. the website to buy them at is vat19.com. they also make 3 foot gummy worms, but that's just inappropriate. they come in many flavors, and are 30 dollars.

So the famous fighter pilot gustav is eating dinner with his dainty wench. After eating, she says to him, "Gustav, would you like to kiss me?" and he says, eagerly, "Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" and proceeds to open a bottle of red wine, and sloshes it all over her face. She says, "What the hell is your problem?"
"I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I eat red meat, I like to have red wine with it."
They start to make out. After kissing awhile, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss a little bit lower?"
"Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!" at which point he takes a bottle of white wine and sloshes it on her breasts. "What the fuck did you do that for? Now I'm cold!" she says. "I am a famous fighter pilot. when I eat white meat, I like white wine." and proceeds to lick her breasts.
After some of that, she says, "Gustav, would you like to kiss even lower?"
"Yes! I am a famous fighter pilot!"

He takes a bottle of vodka, dumps it on her crotch, and lights it on fire. Screaming, the girl sobs, "Something is wrong with you! why would you do that? get me some water, fast!"
And Gustav calmly replies, "I am a famous fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"