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but they are ants...

There were some good points about preemptive invasions and stuff.

Finns ARE badass. i mean look at moominpappa.

There are so many ways in which you reveal your utter lack of a functional brain that I don't know where to start.

yeah, that i was joking...
but not about Russia invading Eastern Europe.
In dead seriousness, russia's got dreams of imperialism. Paul, you're right. Lithuania and smaller border countries are going to be the first to go.
Even Iceland has fallen economically to Russia, and they are a freakin island.

The ballistic knife confirms my theory that when Russia finally decides to take over Eastern Europe again, we're screwed :/
-written from the Czech republic, just a few countries away from Russia.

Actually that's what YOUR MOMMA said just after using gesture #6

"I love you man."
"Not now Private Fairy!"

Thats what she said.





ok that was uncultured. But somewhat satisfying.

Nope, just stupid

Nope, just stupid

Dear Sciteacher,
No matter how much you love your tarantula, it is still a spider. I hate to break it to you, but love for a spider is seditious and down right creepy. Not only are you betraying your innate humanity, but you are putting small children in danger of being eaten.
Love,
A concerned citizen