jedi870
I would definitely watch that movie. +3
Posted: 2011-07-31 15:11:53
For the best strategy games, any of the Total War series are awesome, but Napoleon and Empire are my favorites. If you're in to Star Wars, Empire At War is a great game. If you have an xbox, Halo Wars is pretty good. Games like Civilization V and Simcity are a different type of strategy, but are fun in their own right.
Posted: 2011-06-03 11:26:02
YES! I am so there!
Posted: 2011-05-24 11:44:00
I'll give it a try. Is it hamachi?
Posted: 2011-05-22 06:26:07
haha i thought the same thing. minecraft: always distracting me from dead terrorist leaders...
Posted: 2011-05-01 17:51:53
it wasn't anonymous. it was hyped as them, but it actually wasn't.
Posted: 2011-04-30 19:13:54
Actually, yes. Depending on the piano, they can be quite heavy and may even require movers. Let's just say you don't wanna fuck up carrying $15,000 of grand piano.
Posted: 2011-03-18 14:41:15
You, Sir, win one internet.
Posted: 2011-03-15 12:37:20
I think some sharenators have been browsing /b/...
Posted: 2011-03-14 17:38:42
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That’s it.”
Posted: 2011-02-23 15:18:57
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Posted: 2011-02-23 15:18:01
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Posted: 2011-02-23 15:16:49
or look at the web address
Posted: 2011-02-20 20:01:39
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