Seal

Oh so you got something against Seal's? Think you're so much better eh? Let me ask you one fucking question. Are you married to a fucking German super model? That's right I get to go home to Heidi Klum every night. I've bored millions of men to driving nails into their own eardrums with my repertoire of shitty soul and RnB. What have you done to compete with that you no-flipping aquatic-mammal-ear obsessed git?