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the second picture kinda looks like what i step on in my pasture.

dont be a regular, cover your testiculars!
dont be a foo, cover your screw!
if she aint a damn ho, cover your banjo!
split her in the middle, when you bow your fiddle.
like austin p, cover mini me.
cover your joker, before you choke her.

Chuck Norris has one secret, he is a mexican named Carlos Ray Norris.

chuck norris's real name is Carlos norris. Text D Chuck Norris to 466453 AKA google

UFC is pretty good too. Being able to beat the living hell out of REAL people seems like a great thing to do. But in conclusion, I for one, like throwing knives and shooting the hell out of another person.

i know what ive posted before but can anyone enjoy the fucking picture? Obama is black woopty fucking doo! Everyone else was white, but dispite the minority difference we're all the fucking same one way or another. So eat shit and pop a cock to anyone who disagrees.

these are all great but, i bet that chuck norris couldnt beat the only man as fucksome (fucking awesome) as himself, and thats chuck fucking norris!

I'm not saying that Obama is an abomination to the Republic, or that John McCain would do any better. Remember when everyone hated Bush when he was first in office? Obama just needs time to sort out the national problems that BOTH the parties set out on America. Anyone can cause a national problem, but it takes a true President to acually fix the problems that the nation has been trying to hide. Heck I'm 15 and should be worrying about my career within the substantial amount of time I am given to help make my family money, but instead I have to worry about what the next crisis our nation is going to go through next. That's a funny picture, and I'm not saying it's right or wrong. The thing that's wrong with the government is that it has never been a neutral post, it has always leaned one way or another.

Chuck Norris round houses the hairs off my face, so now I have no hair left. They're all scared as shit from the new razor blade, Chuck "As close as hell"

na-na na-na na-na NA Bat-hitler-awesome-fat-wish-he-was-my-dad-man! but honestly he kinda has shit-ler's mustache. And that looks like my car that was stolen about 10 months ago!

purple-headed yogurt-slinger = dick face

FIVE OPINIONS OF TWLIGHT SAGA I LIKE/HATE

ok, number 1: the authers hot, 2: ANYTHING about vampire love stories is gay, 3: Edwards a fucking idiot for having sex with a whore, 4: Werewolf guy should have fucking pounded Edwards face in New Moon, and finally, 5: who here would honestly think a guy ,dating Taylor Swift, would screw a vampire baby?