Ertrov

I used to work at Burger King like you, then I took a pink slip to the job.

"I see you."

They do now. ;)

#1 That chart does not account for Portal, the god of puzzle games.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!

I read all your comments in NPH's voice. Just saying.

Does that mean we have to have sex with them?

From now on, McDonalds is officially called McDerps.

Can't get rid of me that easily. ;) I'm still here.

"I doubt, therefore I think, therefore I am."

Descartes.

"Dubito, ergo cogito, ergo sum"

Adolf Hitler personally believed that people with blue eyes and blonde hair were superior, and that everyone else should be slaughtered. After his rise to power, he ordered the concentration camps to be built, designed to use undesirable humans as slaves, which would then die (either from starvation or gas chambers) and then their bodies were used to make soap and lampshades. He attempted to take over the entire world through military force, and would have killed every man, woman, and child who wasn't blonde with blue eyes, if he could have.

He was a horrible, despicable excuse for a human being.

"Soldiers! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder! Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men---machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have a love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural." -Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator

What the genuine fuck, man.