DeeezNuts
Step Brothers = best movie EVR!
Posted: 2009-05-29 09:31:04
Thats what she said. =)
Posted: 2009-05-29 09:21:12
Hahaha awesome
Posted: 2009-05-29 09:14:32
QQ Moar!
Posted: 2009-05-29 09:11:27
What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
-A baby with slashed floaties.
What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby three weeks later.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
-Floaties with a slashed baby.
What's red and sits in a highchair convulsing?
-A baby eating razor-blades.
Why did the baby cross the road?
-It was stapled to the chicken.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
-Ripping it back off.
What's red and chunky and travels, in a circle, at 190 mph ?
-A baby in a blender
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
-So you can see the expression on its face!
What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full
of bowling balls?
-Dead Babies, you can use a pitchfork
-A baby with slashed floaties.
What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby three weeks later.
What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?
-Floaties with a slashed baby.
What's red and sits in a highchair convulsing?
-A baby eating razor-blades.
Why did the baby cross the road?
-It was stapled to the chicken.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence?
-Ripping it back off.
What's red and chunky and travels, in a circle, at 190 mph ?
-A baby in a blender
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
-So you can see the expression on its face!
What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full
of bowling balls?
-Dead Babies, you can use a pitchfork
Posted: 2009-05-29 09:04:14
"10 Ways Cheney can kill you" is the best ahahaha
Posted: 2009-05-29 08:49:23
My room is still melting.....!
Posted: 2009-05-29 08:32:56
I bet he felt that in the morning.
-GO HORNS!
-GO HORNS!
Posted: 2009-05-29 08:32:01
Me neither....
Posted: 2009-05-29 08:24:26
Hawt.
Posted: 2009-05-29 08:21:57
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit??
-9 months.
-9 months.
Posted: 2009-05-29 08:17:14
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