post your favorite quote.

Post your'e favorite quote, whether it makes you laugh or cry or think for hours about its meaning.

A couple of my favorites.

Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
--Aristotle

Do or do not, there is no try.
--Yoda

Veni, Vidi, Vici.
--Julius Caesar

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    "Lois this is not my Batman glass"- Peter Griffin

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    " she doesnt even go here!" -damien
    "she is a fugly slut, do not trust her!" -regina george
    "made out with a hotdog? that was one tme!" -amber d'allesio
    "janis ian, dyke" -regina george
    "looks like hes headed for the auditorium!"-caty herrin
    "you cant join mathletes! its social suicide!" -damien
    "yo yo yo yo alllll you sucker emcees...etcetcetc" Kevin g!
    "im a pusher caty, i push people" - mrs. norbury
    "everyone thinkss im not a virgin because i use extra jumbo tampons. its not my fault i have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow" -random fat chick
    "raise your hand if youve ever felt personally victimized by regina george" -mr. duvall
    **raises hand...**
    "o my god caren, you cant just ask people why their white" -gretchin wieners.

    Meangirls FTW !!!!
    - MalverdeAl100 March 30, 2011, 2:20 pm
    <3 damn straight sir!!!
    "we dont hate you because your fat, your fat. because we hate you!"←-- another gooder.
    - ilovecats March 30, 2011, 6:59 pm
    Ahhh how could i forget that one lol
    - MalverdeAl100 March 31, 2011, 8:11 am
    i know D: samezies!
    - ilovecats March 31, 2011, 10:03 am
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    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
    Then he is not omnipotent.
    Is he able, but not willing?
    Then he is malevolent.
    Is he both able and willing?
    Then whence cometh evil?
    Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God- Epicurus

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  • 2

    "Some days you are the statue, and some days you are the pigeon"-
    a poster in a class room

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  • 2

    "I'm gonna run to the woods and never come back and if I do I'll return as the knife master" - Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan

    • 6DIG6
    • March 28, 2011, 6:35 pm
    Thank you. <3
    Whatta' guy.. :')
    - AdamAbnormal March 31, 2011, 5:36 am
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  • 2

    Don't Sweat the Petty things, and don't Pet the Sweaty things. -"Not sure"

    So let us rock and let us roll, for no matter what price we'll pay that toll - "Zack Wylde"

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  • 2

    Discard the pain of yesterday, carry the burden of today and prepare for the eventuality of tomorrow

    All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is!


    "There are Known knowns and there are Known unknowns! but there also unknown unknowns, thing we don't know that we don't know!" -Gin Rummy
    "The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence." Gin Rummy


    When you understand the nature of God, you understand he had to be, when you know what God is, you know it is necessary for him to exist, God exist because he is God.

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    LEEEEERROOYYY JJENNNKINSSS!!! :Leeroy Jenkins

    Least i HAVE Chicken: Leeroy Jenkins

    he said "At least I have chicken." Because he had the munchies. Because he was high.
    - Campincarl March 29, 2011, 3:40 pm
    Least i aint Chicken haha quote fail
    - MalverdeAl100 March 29, 2011, 3:47 pm
    TY
    - xXxPaladinxXx March 31, 2011, 3:45 am
    the correct chicken was KFC to be exact..
    - xXxPaladinxXx March 31, 2011, 3:47 am
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  • 2

    "It is not until we have lost everything that we are free to do anything"-Rule #1

    • bmayes
    • March 29, 2011, 5:15 pm
    you mean Tyler durden
    - thekitkatkid March 29, 2011, 8:25 pm
    yes but im not supposed to talk about it because of rule #1
    - bmayes March 30, 2011, 1:37 pm
    yeah but tyler is a person not an it or much less the operation.
    - thekitkatkid March 30, 2011, 2:21 pm
    yup i lost that one haha
    - bmayes March 30, 2011, 3:38 pm
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  • 2

    Snap! Krackle! .... you're thinking of "pop" aren't you?
    -Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac


    Dyslexics are teople poo!
    -Dunno

    Trees, the most common cause of forest fires
    -Me

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  • 1

    "Never settle for the momentum of mediocrity" - The Tipping Point

    • Bike
    • March 28, 2011, 5:17 pm
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    'It is better to be feared then loved' - Niccolo Machiavelli.

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  • 1

    "When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."

    ~C. S. Lewis

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    "only after disaster can we be ressurected' -Tyler Durdon

    "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" -Tyler Durdon

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  • 1

    "Quotes are stupid."
    ~tacolad

    well thats why you just lost the game.
    - halogod989 March 28, 2011, 9:40 pm
    PARDOX!
    - thekitkatkid March 29, 2011, 8:26 pm
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  • 1

    "Love is no more then a word created by man kind to keep the human race going" - Lacan, Xenogears.

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  • 1

    "I feel your scorn and I accept it" John Stewart

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  • 1

    "Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate."

    "I could not help myself. It is my nature." ~ The Scorpion & The Frog

    "Lick the guillotine & tell me how the gasoline tastes." ~ Eyedea

    "You take pride in what you say, but then you turn around & act a different way." ~ Benefit

    "I would rather make my name, than inherit it" ~ William M. Thackeray

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  • 1

    I went to an REM gig in Tokyo. It was full of Tiny Jappy People Holding Hands!

    • Math
    • March 30, 2011, 5:42 am
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    i am just sitting here with a bottle of scotch and vigorusly stroking my balls in anticipation of your arrival-General Soranno

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  • 1

    "I've got BALLS OF STEEL!"
    -Duke Nukem

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    Holy crip he's a crapple.-peter griffan

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    Problem?-trolls

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    You know that look women get when they want sex? Yeah, me neither.
    I definitely draw the line at goats.

    Party, hmm? Cool that sounds.
    - Clarkie101 March 31, 2011, 5:40 am
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  • 1

    "Laughter is the purest form of joy. Even when fake, it puts a smile on your face." - FireRoastedFire and the quote I live by.

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  • 1

    "Thats what she said"- People.
    "Got any jungle in guy?"- Junglist from Human Traffic
    -Absolutly everything "V" Says in V for vendetta
    "were coming to get you barbara!" Shaun of the dead.
    >Every quote from shaun of the dead...
    And finally, before i forget it...
    "Classic case of.... guy on the ground"- Role models.

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    Don't hit a man when he's down unless you're sure he won't get back up

    When all else fails, duck - as a defencive tactic it's unreliable but it's reassuring for a few moments

    My personal favourite: Disregard females, Acquire currency

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  • 1

    No matter how much u shake and dance, the last drop always ends up on ur pants

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    lifes a bitch, so if its easy, your doing it wrong- uverworld

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    Simple

    'Blood is just red sweat' Something I just thought of one day.

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