post your favorite quote.
Post your'e favorite quote, whether it makes you laugh or cry or think for hours about its meaning.
A couple of my favorites.
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
--Aristotle
Do or do not, there is no try.
--Yoda
Veni, Vidi, Vici.
--Julius Caesar
A couple of my favorites.
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
--Aristotle
Do or do not, there is no try.
--Yoda
Veni, Vidi, Vici.
--Julius Caesar
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"Lois this is not my Batman glass"- Peter Griffin
" she doesnt even go here!" -damien
"she is a fugly slut, do not trust her!" -regina george
"made out with a hotdog? that was one tme!" -amber d'allesio
"janis ian, dyke" -regina george
"looks like hes headed for the auditorium!"-caty herrin
"you cant join mathletes! its social suicide!" -damien
"yo yo yo yo alllll you sucker emcees...etcetcetc" Kevin g!
"im a pusher caty, i push people" - mrs. norbury
"everyone thinkss im not a virgin because i use extra jumbo tampons. its not my fault i have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow" -random fat chick
"raise your hand if youve ever felt personally victimized by regina george" -mr. duvall
**raises hand...**
"o my god caren, you cant just ask people why their white" -gretchin wieners.
"she is a fugly slut, do not trust her!" -regina george
"made out with a hotdog? that was one tme!" -amber d'allesio
"janis ian, dyke" -regina george
"looks like hes headed for the auditorium!"-caty herrin
"you cant join mathletes! its social suicide!" -damien
"yo yo yo yo alllll you sucker emcees...etcetcetc" Kevin g!
"im a pusher caty, i push people" - mrs. norbury
"everyone thinkss im not a virgin because i use extra jumbo tampons. its not my fault i have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow" -random fat chick
"raise your hand if youve ever felt personally victimized by regina george" -mr. duvall
**raises hand...**
"o my god caren, you cant just ask people why their white" -gretchin wieners.
Ahhh how could i forget that one lol
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God- Epicurus
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God- Epicurus
"Some days you are the statue, and some days you are the pigeon"-
a poster in a class room
a poster in a class room
Don't Sweat the Petty things, and don't Pet the Sweaty things. -"Not sure"
So let us rock and let us roll, for no matter what price we'll pay that toll - "Zack Wylde"
So let us rock and let us roll, for no matter what price we'll pay that toll - "Zack Wylde"
Discard the pain of yesterday, carry the burden of today and prepare for the eventuality of tomorrow
All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is!
"There are Known knowns and there are Known unknowns! but there also unknown unknowns, thing we don't know that we don't know!" -Gin Rummy
"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence." Gin Rummy
When you understand the nature of God, you understand he had to be, when you know what God is, you know it is necessary for him to exist, God exist because he is God.
All men…are NOT created equal! Some are born smarter, or more beautiful, or with parents of greater status. Some, by contrast, are born weak of body or mind, or with few, if any, talents. All men are different! Yes, the very existence of man is discriminatory! That's why there is war, violence and unrest. Inequality is not evil. Equality is!
"There are Known knowns and there are Known unknowns! but there also unknown unknowns, thing we don't know that we don't know!" -Gin Rummy
"The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence." Gin Rummy
When you understand the nature of God, you understand he had to be, when you know what God is, you know it is necessary for him to exist, God exist because he is God.
LEEEEERROOYYY JJENNNKINSSS!!! :Leeroy Jenkins
Least i HAVE Chicken: Leeroy Jenkins
Least i HAVE Chicken: Leeroy Jenkins
he said "At least I have chicken." Because he had the munchies. Because he was high.
Least i aint Chicken haha quote fail
the correct chicken was KFC to be exact..
Snap! Krackle! .... you're thinking of "pop" aren't you?
-Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Dyslexics are teople poo!
-Dunno
Trees, the most common cause of forest fires
-Me
-Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Dyslexics are teople poo!
-Dunno
Trees, the most common cause of forest fires
-Me
'It is better to be feared then loved' - Niccolo Machiavelli.
"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
~C. S. Lewis
~C. S. Lewis
well thats why you just lost the game.
Simple
'Blood is just red sweat' Something I just thought of one day.
'Blood is just red sweat' Something I just thought of one day.
yeah but tyler is a person not an it or much less the operation.
"Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate."
"I could not help myself. It is my nature." ~ The Scorpion & The Frog
"Lick the guillotine & tell me how the gasoline tastes." ~ Eyedea
"You take pride in what you say, but then you turn around & act a different way." ~ Benefit
"I would rather make my name, than inherit it" ~ William M. Thackeray
"I could not help myself. It is my nature." ~ The Scorpion & The Frog
"Lick the guillotine & tell me how the gasoline tastes." ~ Eyedea
"You take pride in what you say, but then you turn around & act a different way." ~ Benefit
"I would rather make my name, than inherit it" ~ William M. Thackeray
Holy crip he's a crapple.-peter griffan
You know that look women get when they want sex? Yeah, me neither.
I definitely draw the line at goats.
I definitely draw the line at goats.
"Laughter is the purest form of joy. Even when fake, it puts a smile on your face." - FireRoastedFire and the quote I live by.
"Thats what she said"- People.
"Got any jungle in guy?"- Junglist from Human Traffic
-Absolutly everything "V" Says in V for vendetta
"were coming to get you barbara!" Shaun of the dead.
>Every quote from shaun of the dead...
And finally, before i forget it...
"Classic case of.... guy on the ground"- Role models.
"Got any jungle in guy?"- Junglist from Human Traffic
-Absolutly everything "V" Says in V for vendetta
"were coming to get you barbara!" Shaun of the dead.
>Every quote from shaun of the dead...
And finally, before i forget it...
"Classic case of.... guy on the ground"- Role models.
No matter how much u shake and dance, the last drop always ends up on ur pants
