passive aggressive notes

Daves Tea

The yellow sticky note was kind, the blue tape with the question on it was just asking for somebody named Dave to steal all of their tea and drink it.

Grass Parker

It’s a pretty big assumption that the person you’re leaving notes to is also a Christian. What if they’re not? What if their religion advocates lawn parking?

Jesus is Watching

There’s nothing better than turning religion back on people that try to use it on you. Nothing.

Klondike Bars

How passive-aggressive would you be for a Klondike Bar?

Not a City in China

My only problem with this note is that in many countries it’s actually considered rude to tip

soyfucker - passive aggressive notes

Bacon for Life! You may lead a healthier lifestyle, but I get to taste the sweet, sweet flavor of bacon.

Spit Salad 468x500

I would never spit in my own salad dressing – I don’t care that much about it, but having somebody else spit in it would definitely stop me from using it.

Toilet Paper Terrorists

I will never let there be an empty roll of toilet paper again.

Typhus Vaccination

I can’t bring myself to look up what Typhus is, but I’m guessing it falls into the category marked “Bad”.

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    yea typhus sounds like a not so fun time...

    i had it when i was a lil kid
    - gryxng December 24, 2010, 8:15 pm
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