omegle convo's

convo #1

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey 17 m here
You: 38 F
Stranger: i love older chicks
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i turn 18 tomorrow
Stranger: where you from?
You: where are you from?
Stranger: pennsylvania usa
You: no way! me too
Stranger: no way
Stranger: where at?
You: scranton
You: i work at dunder mifflin
Stranger: oh cool! :) im from pittsburgh
You: cool! ugh my job is so boring
Stranger: i bet... i would hate working for a paper manufacturing plant... want to play 21 questions??
Stranger: ??
You: i dont know if my boss Micheal would want me playing while i should be working, Dwighit would tell him
Stranger: oh you're funny haha
Stranger: seriously how old are you?
You: seriously?
Stranger: seriously what??
You: im a 42 male
Stranger: fuck you faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


convo #2

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hurry!!
You: get to the chopper! we dont have much time!
Stranger: got it now what?!?!?!?
You: they're comming for us!! Roger was shot
You: Run!
Stranger: oh no! roger!!!! im running!!! where do i go?????///
You: head to the chopper! stay low!
You: on the count of 3
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: im going!!!!!!!1 AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: eric noo!!! we got a man down!
You: go to the chopper! ill get him
Stranger: what exactly are you quoting???????
You: ... eric, hes dead
Stranger: eric...speak to me!
You: its too late commrad, we have to get out of here
You: before they kill us aswell
Stranger: where do we have to go??
You: hop on the chopper
Stranger: whos gunna drive
You: the pilot's already in there, hurry! take my hand!
Stranger: taking it!

You: okay, we are taking off, whew! that was a close one
Stranger: thank god your ok!
Stranger: now what?
You: *BOOM BOOM BOOM* oh no, we're hit!!
You: WER'RE GOING DOWN
You: AHHH!!
Stranger: hurry get the parachutes
You: go on with out me!! just go!!
Stranger: no i wont leave you here
You: then we will both die!!
Stranger: i wont leave you!
You: get ready for impact!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: !!!

You: .... help, im bady injured
You: .. i cant live much longer
You: .... i need to tell you somehing
Stranger: ill call the ambulance!
Stranger: hold on dont go towards the light
You: ............ i am your father
You: goodbye son,
Stranger: really :D iv been looking for you my whole life dad
Stranger: you cant leave
You: i cant live any longer, im hurt to bad....... goodbye..
Stranger: I LOVE YOU DAD
You: i lo.....
You: so how was that? i just randomly thought of it off the top of my head
Stranger: that was pretty damb good
Stranger: damn*
You: thatnks :)
Stranger: your welcome :D game are the best
You: haha ya, this is going to sharenator :D
Stranger: haha :D awesome. maybe we will be famous someday. . .probably not but you never know
You: yess, well i'll see you on the other side, commrad. goodbye for now
Stranger: adios sir.
You have disconnected.

convo #3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: where can i get rid of a dead body at? i need to know quick
Stranger: f/m ?
You: not important, i just need to know how to dispose of a body
You: hurry
Stranger: fuck
You: do you have any ideas?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • 2

    The third on was the best. I love to confuse/scare random people on omegle.

    • ember
    • March 16, 2011, 11:07 am
    XD I told someone that I have my foot caught under a rock and the only thing I can think of doing is coming on omegle, so asl? XD
    - DarkHunter March 16, 2011, 11:22 am
    Lol XD, Once I told someone I was kidnaped and trapped in a trunk. It went on for a while untill I died.
    - ember March 16, 2011, 11:35 am
    Rofl
    - DarkHunter March 16, 2011, 11:37 am
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  • 1

    I agree with ember.

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