Obese virgin hospitalised his girlfriend when they had sex for the first time...

‘I thought I’d killed her’

An obese virgin hospitalised his girlfriend after his enthusiastic thrusts resulted in her head being bashed through a plasterboard wall.

Gregg Casarona, who weighed in at a hefty 31 stone, feared for the worst after concussing Jen Gerakaris, who weighed just 8 stone at the time.

‘My initial reaction was: “I killed her”,’ Mr Casarona told the New York Post. ‘”This is my first time. And Jen is dead.”’

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After a couple of seconds, which felt like an eternity to the 21-year-old, his girlfriend pulled her head out of the wall and exclaimed: ‘Why’d you stop?!’

‘He looked like he was about to have a heart attack,’ she explained. ‘So I just wanted to lighten the mood.’

But after Ms Gerakaris started to feel dizzy and nauseous, the caring Casanova insisted on taking her to their local hospital in New Jersey.

Source: http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/21/i-thought-id-killed-her-obese-virgin-hospitalised-his-girlfriend-when-they-had-sex-for-the-first-time-4239646/


  • Math
  • February 6, 2014, 8:50 am
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  • 3

    must be like getting ravaged by a walrus

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  • 3

    #lol and #whotookthepicture?

    #hashtag
    - poopiteepoop February 6, 2014, 11:39 am
    #lololol
    - poopiteepoop February 6, 2014, 11:39 am
    #yolo
    - poopiteepoop February 6, 2014, 11:39 am
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  • 2

    I'll be kind to you people
    "Stone" is an imperial measurement used in the UK. It equals 14 pounds.
    So, this guy weighs 434 lbs, or 196kg!

    Ok thank you so much. I was so confused
    - tbart2010 February 7, 2014, 11:28 am
    Was figuring about 10 pounds. close enough. (Still obese as a mutha)
    - arrowdodger7 February 8, 2014, 8:34 pm
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  • 1

    this sounds like an onion article whats this from The Sun?

    I've sourced it mate..... metro.
    - Math February 6, 2014, 11:46 am
    ah i missed thatwoops
    - Tremp20k February 8, 2014, 6:38 pm
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