my first time on omegle

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: wats up?
Stranger: not much, asl?
You: 19/m/usa
Stranger: cease fapping dude, there are no luscious boobies on this end
Stranger: only cock
Stranger: common courtesy on my part :3
You: i wasnt fapping to begin with
Stranger: dude, omegle is the new cybersex capital of the internet
You: ........only cock.....?
Stranger: i'm implying that im a guy
You: im assuming your gay since this seems to be an only cock cybersex site and you are a guy...
Stranger: anyway, I'm out, peace
You: good bye nice homosexual
You have disconnected.

its not that funny but my first time there..... kinda weird

  • tacolad
  • February 16, 2010, 6:18 pm
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    Wow, I never even heard of Omegle but right now I'm having alot of fun! =P Thanks for telling me about it! You get a +3 for being awesome

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    thnx man i pluss your comment for same reasons

    • tacolad
    • February 16, 2010, 6:44 pm
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    I damn near pissed myself laughing, I am having.. .WAY... too much fun with this.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hii
    You: i have a rock in my shoe
    You: it hurts really bad
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    XD I love iiitt!!

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    • tacolad
    • February 17, 2010, 2:59 pm
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    Gimmeh Link?

    • JayDeh
    • February 17, 2010, 2:46 pm
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