my dads a b*tch

1. he thinks hes always right
2. he hit people like thats not wrong
3. he thinks that my mom spends more money on me the him even though hes dirnks a 24 pack of beer and somkes 3 packs a day
4. if hes wrong he ends the conferstion before you can prove him wrong
5. im in scouts and every year he eats someone else popcorn
6. he acts like hes god to everyone
7. he acts like hes always inacent
8. he puts word in your mouth
9. he thinks that somkeing dosen't cause a problem to any one but him
10. he always starts a fight and then trys to fix it
11. he thinks he dose every thing
12. he always cares about saving money unless it's going to make him give up something
13. if you do some how prove him wrong he'll bring up random shit
14. when ever im in a fight with my bro hes acts like hes trying to stop it
15. he thinks hes perfict
16. he wakes up every hour and yells at me for not makeing him something to eat
17. he wont thank you for cleaning up. he'll find something wrong to yell at you about
18. hes always drunk
19. when me my sis and bor had a smokers cough he didn't stop smoking
20. for some reson he smoked around my mom when she was pergnet with me
21. he thinks that i just happened to heve asmu when i was born
22. hes makes up bullshit storys
23. he thinks that there no groups that help him get over his addiction
whats good about him
he makes money so that we wont go broke

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  • 12

    Next time your dad starts to act like an ass, just ask him one simple question...


    Daddy would you like some sausage??

    fucken lol'd, dunno wtf it means but still hilarious
    - Dragkyre November 22, 2010, 2:23 am
    i concur....
    - drakengard85 November 22, 2010, 10:05 am
    Its of the film, Freddy got fingered
    - Madmat155 November 22, 2010, 10:29 am
    i love that movie
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 10:32 am
    Haha same :P
    - Madmat155 November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
    lol you all ready got down rated
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 10:35 am
    I have?
    - Madmat155 November 24, 2010, 1:49 am
    ohneer mind when i was replying to your commint it said you had 0 points
    - castlewarsisawsome November 24, 2010, 4:03 am
    Ahhh lol fair enough :P
    - Madmat155 November 24, 2010, 11:58 am
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  • 9

    Cheer up Castle! You know what they say. Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse...

    ...When you're chewing on life's gristle,
    Don't grumble, give a whistle
    And this'll
    Help things turn out for the beeest. AAAANNND.......

    • Ruleb
    • November 22, 2010, 4:46 am
    Fantastic.
    - SuDoku November 22, 2010, 11:41 am
    I'm not the messiah!
    - CrazyJay November 23, 2010, 5:35 am
    Only the true messiah denys his divinity! Speak to us oh Lord!
    - Ruleb November 23, 2010, 6:37 am
    he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
    - Jackylegs November 24, 2010, 2:08 am
    ok fine i am the messiah!! HE IS! HE IS THE MESSIAH!! ... well then what chance does that leave me?? such an epic movie
    - Dragkyre November 24, 2010, 3:13 am
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  • 3

    kick that mother fucker square in the nads.... if it works... should stop the testosterone flowing and he'll brighten up in no time ;) and if that doesnt work blast him with piss

    ummmmmmmmmmm ok
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 11:18 am
    made my day
    +1
    XD
    - Jackylegs November 24, 2010, 2:12 am
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  • 2

    Now the spelling errors are terrible...I do sympathize your situation my parents are divorced and I think my father is a dumbass pot head...

    • gemie89
    • November 22, 2010, 3:42 am
    the only reson their not devorsed is because my dad pays for stuff
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 10:31 am
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  • 2

    The poor grammar and spelling made my eyes bleed - thanks a lot.

    no pro
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 10:40 am
    i completely agree with you haha
    i stopped reading half way threw cause i felt myself getting stupider by the second
    - chanse69 November 22, 2010, 10:42 am
    i think both of you are missing the point of this post
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 11:15 am
    YEAH! the point is that castle just wants a hug!

    - drakengard85 November 22, 2010, 11:59 am
    k but only if yor a girl. i dont hug guys much
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 12:17 pm
    what if I got an operation?
    - drakengard85 November 22, 2010, 12:24 pm
    lol
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 12:29 pm
    i might hug you then
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 1:20 pm
    what if i said no homo?
    then we could hug right?
    - chanse69 November 23, 2010, 10:39 am
    What's wrong with a guy hugging a guy? Or are we just stepping into uncomfortable territory here?
    - SuDoku November 24, 2010, 2:17 am
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  • 2

    I agree, dad's can be assholes but I would like to add another to your list.
    24. He never taught me correct grammar.
    (I'm not trying to be an asshole myself, but that was very hard to read)

    wow now want to delet this post.
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 11:57 am
    Don't it's a good post showing how dad's can be asses sometimes, just go back and edit some of the spelling. :)
    - imfrikknbad November 22, 2010, 11:59 am
    well how i see this post turining out is like this. im not going to care about you cause you can't spell. so leave until you can spell dumbass
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 12:16 pm
    - imfrikknbad November 22, 2010, 12:23 pm
    lol
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 12:30 pm
    I got a sex change but there's nothing different about me. It was a 2 for one deal.
    - Ertrov November 22, 2010, 1:16 pm
    what so you were a girl?
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 1:19 pm
    It's a joke. See, I said I got two for one... nevermind.
    - Ertrov November 22, 2010, 4:04 pm
    h lol i feel dumb
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 4:07 pm
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  • 1

    Glad my dad just leaves me the hell alone most of the time.

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  • 1

    a bitch dad?! You gotta op his ass!

    Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that nigga swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days.

    Glock glock! know what I'm sayin? Dumb ass nigga pullin' shit, damn...


    See you next time eatin' the pudding...

    • c8r15
    • November 22, 2010, 10:21 am
    da fuck?
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 10:33 am
    Hey hey hey, it's Fat Abbot

    Thanks for the advice Fat Abbot.
    - CaptinCrunk November 22, 2010, 11:43 am
    - drakengard85 November 22, 2010, 11:49 am
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  • 1

    damn dude that sucks

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  • 1

    Hi castle. I'm sorry you are having a hard time and I wish things were better for you. You have every right to be angry and hurt and frustrated. Your dad reminds me of my dad.

    Now that my dad is gone, the one thing that makes me sad is I never really got to know my dad as a person. All I knew was dad. As I got older it became clear that my parents aren't perfect, they're human and weren't prepared for every thing that came at them. We can never prepare for life, just go with what life throws at us and try to learn. Kids don't come with instructions and my parents made mistakes by just making choices they thought were the best at the time.

    I'm not trying to make light of what you feel. What you feel is very real and I've felt some of those same things. Getting a new perspective helped me through many hard times.

    i have no words for that.in a good way
    - castlewarsisawsome November 22, 2010, 11:37 pm
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  • 1

    #13: Ad Hominem. Worst way to conduct yourself in any discussion and showing a stark lack of others' related faults.

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  • 1

    sounds like m gf lol

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  • 1

    mine too

    • CHEEZE
    • November 23, 2010, 5:45 am
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