You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats crakin
You: my ass
Stranger: nice
You: lol
Stranger: did u eat some shitty mexican food
You: yeah taco bell goes right through me
Stranger: i know what u mean man
Stranger: i swear thise fucking spicks put shit in it
You: lmao
You: i know y can thtey just mow lawns like the rest of those fucken mexicans
Stranger: and fucking work out the back of some fuckers van
Stranger: im gonna kill them all
Stranger: RAPE MEXICO!!
Stranger: hey
You: hi, can we talk? i really need to talk
Stranger: sure.. what's up?
You: my bf abuses me, and im really really scared
You: iw as at his house before
You: and he was throwing stuff at me and calling me a bitch
You: and something he threw hit me in the eye
Stranger: what a dick!
Stranger: leave him and call the cops!
You: but then, i ran outside :(
You: and i whistled for a cab
You: and when it came near
You: the license plate said fresh and there was a dice in the mirror
You: if anything i could say that this cab was rare
You: but i thought nah forget it
You: now home to bel air!
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.
'After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Johnny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.'
I premise this by pointing out that I am also Irish.