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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats crakin
You: my ass
Stranger: nice
You: lol
Stranger: did u eat some shitty mexican food
You: yeah taco bell goes right through me
Stranger: i know what u mean man
Stranger: i swear thise fucking spicks put shit in it
You: lmao
You: i know y can thtey just mow lawns like the rest of those fucken mexicans
Stranger: and fucking work out the back of some fuckers van
Stranger: im gonna kill them all
Stranger: RAPE MEXICO!!

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi, can we talk? i really need to talk
    Stranger: sure.. what's up?
    You: my bf abuses me, and im really really scared
    You: iw as at his house before
    You: and he was throwing stuff at me and calling me a bitch
    You: and something he threw hit me in the eye
    Stranger: what a dick!
    Stranger: leave him and call the cops!
    You: but then, i ran outside :(
    You: and i whistled for a cab
    You: and when it came near
    You: the license plate said fresh and there was a dice in the mirror
    You: if anything i could say that this cab was rare
    You: but i thought nah forget it
    You: now home to bel air!
    Stranger: wtf?
    Stranger: fuck you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ^THAT^. Was. EPIC. +1 for you...
    - ClassicDarlingXO May 4, 2011, 4:06 am
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    but why not?

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    That's because the potato famine was fucking hilarious. I mean seriously, what did we expect to happen when we use the damn things in everything?

    I premise this by pointing out that I am also Irish.

  • 2

    Rape Mexico - ( no thanks ) LOL

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    1. Montezuma's revenge

    Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

    'After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Johnny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.'

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    Lol, this is crazy.

  • 1

    dude rly im mexican...-1

  • 1

    haha no ofense just going along with the dude

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    People are offended way to easily. I'm Irish, but I can go for a good potato famine joke. :)

    • Ertrov
    • April 9, 2010, 7:32 pm
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    BAHAHA +1 for you sir

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    man has a point

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    well Taco bell is not mexican food at all...

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    WTF? rape mexico??

    • peace
    • April 10, 2010, 2:02 am
    Yeeah!!!!!!! I Got rural mexico
    - Demono January 8, 2011, 7:00 pm
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