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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: whats crakin
You: my ass
Stranger: nice
You: lol
Stranger: did u eat some shitty mexican food
You: yeah taco bell goes right through me
Stranger: i know what u mean man
Stranger: i swear thise fucking spicks put shit in it
You: lmao
You: i know y can thtey just mow lawns like the rest of those fucken mexicans
Stranger: and fucking work out the back of some fuckers van
Stranger: im gonna kill them all
Stranger: RAPE MEXICO!!
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Posted: 2010-03-12 06:17:50

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  • poopiteepoop - replied 2010-04-09 22:38:52
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi, can we talk? i really need to talk
    Stranger: sure.. what's up?
    You: my bf abuses me, and im really really scared
    You: iw as at his house before
    You: and he was throwing stuff at me and calling me a bitch
    You: and something he threw hit me in the eye
    Stranger: what a dick!
    Stranger: leave him and call the cops!
    You: but then, i ran outside :(
    You: and i whistled for a cab
    You: and when it came near
    You: the license plate said fresh and there was a dice in the mirror
    You: if anything i could say that this cab was rare
    You: but i thought nah forget it
    You: now home to bel air!
    Stranger: wtf?
    Stranger: fuck you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    • SaysTheMan - replied 2010-04-10 14:16:09
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      BAHAHA +1 for you sir
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    • ClassicDarlingXO - replied 2011-05-04 04:06:22
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      ^THAT^. Was. EPIC. +1 for you...
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  • willwhite007 - replied 2010-03-12 07:12:47
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    Rape Mexico - ( no thanks ) LOL
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    • gamma935 - replied 2010-03-12 07:42:02
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      but why not?
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      • willwhite007 - replied 2010-03-12 09:43:13
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        1. Montezuma's revenge


        Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

        'After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Johnny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.'
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      • SaysTheMan - replied 2010-04-10 14:16:35
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        man has a point
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  • fellage - replied 2010-03-12 10:45:46
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    Lol, this is crazy.
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  • TheComedian - replied 2010-04-09 19:04:04
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    dude rly im mexican...-1
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    • joey3636 - replied 2010-04-09 19:08:05
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      haha no ofense just going along with the dude
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      • TheComedian - replied 2010-04-09 19:16:47
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        good
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        • Ertrov - replied 2010-04-09 19:32:59
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          People are offended way to easily. I'm Irish, but I can go for a good potato famine joke. :)
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          • Inzanepiratical - replied 2010-04-09 21:17:06
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            That's because the potato famine was fucking hilarious. I mean seriously, what did we expect to happen when we use the damn things in everything?

            I premise this by pointing out that I am also Irish.
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  • drummer225 - replied 2010-04-10 14:29:11
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    well Taco bell is not mexican food at all...
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  • peace - replied 2010-04-10 02:02:01
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    WTF? rape mexico??
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    • Demono - replied 2011-01-08 19:00:54
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      Yeeah!!!!!!! I Got rural mexico
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