knock knock,
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock,
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock,
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock,
who's there?
banana.
banana who?
knock knock,
who's there?
orange.
orange who?
oranga glad I didn't say banana?
I like to tell that one for at lest ten minutes for maxamum anoyence.

What did the mouth say to the eyeball?

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Stop looking at me.

PUT THE PEANUT, IN THE PEANUT HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday

I know it hasn't been 6 months but not many people are entering and this seems to be a bit of a failure of a post so the winner is 720Z! you will get 50% on my next post. which is www.sharenator.com/genies_and_magic/

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