This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion Of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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    *Insert comment about staying in a kitchen*

    *Receive praise*

    • Dannyl
    • September 13, 2010, 2:40 am
  • 2

    HAHAHAHA! holy shit that was fucked up

  • 1

    thats awesome! where did you find it?

    • bmayes
    • September 12, 2010, 7:33 pm
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    Thank you for shutting her up ^_^

  • 1

    haha the thing is its true now show me your war face!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Haha sic burn!! +3

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