in only 4 words

If we woke up in jail together,using only four words,what would you say to me?
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What the fuck happened?

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  • 9

    oww my butt hurts

    Dude, bend over now.
    - iGreenDay December 19, 2011, 1:17 am
    Dude, I bend over. *wink*
    - chaosmaster December 19, 2011, 2:35 am
    Dude, bend me over.
    - iGreenDay December 19, 2011, 3:31 am
    Dude, time to bend.
    - chaosmaster December 20, 2011, 7:21 pm
    Please don't bend me D:
    - Inedibleedible December 20, 2011, 11:41 pm
    Sorry, I already have.
    - iGreenDay December 21, 2011, 12:49 am
    Oh did you really?
    - gryxng December 21, 2011, 2:04 am
    It felt good, man.
    - iGreenDay December 21, 2011, 2:33 am
    But please don't break.
    - defmid26 May 18, 2012, 3:36 pm
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  • 9

    Pick up that soap

    • Dannyl
    • July 20, 2010, 11:31 pm
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  • 9

    thought she was 18

    ahahahahahahaha!
    - Bored10123 October 29, 2010, 2:02 pm
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  • 6

    God dammit NOT AGAIN!!!!!

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  • 6

    I forgot how to count

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  • 5

    Where are my pants?

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  • 5

    I'M IN SAW 7!!!!

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  • 5

    cock juggling thunder cunt

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  • 4

    That's what she said .

    ;)

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  • 4

    Hey, you into leather?

    • rain42
    • September 11, 2010, 7:59 am
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  • 3

    Don't drop the soap.

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  • 3

    ahhh home sweet home :P

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  • 3

    hahah best sentence in the world

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  • 2

    Hey, he did it.

    • mienftw
    • November 5, 2009, 4:52 pm
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  • 2

    What a night, huh?

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  • 2

    When do we eat?

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  • 2

    You're making the shank

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  • 2

    hahaha dick move

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  • 2

    I drank your MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BEASTY
    • July 23, 2010, 1:23 am
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  • 2

    Dude, where's my car?

    • juniper
    • October 29, 2010, 7:45 pm
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  • 2

    I call top bunk!

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  • 2

    I told you man.

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  • 2

    You got a smoke?

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  • 1

    dude, don't bend over.

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  • 1

    shouldn't have ate him....

    • Dannyl
    • November 13, 2009, 6:43 am
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  • 1

    How'd we get caught?

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  • 1

    that is good shit....

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  • 1

    that was fucking epic

    You were passed out. (Yeah I know it's 3 months later, sue me)
    - ReapersSniper October 29, 2010, 3:07 am
    lol
    - triclebickle October 29, 2010, 1:52 pm
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  • 1

    was it the tacos?

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  • 1

    DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!

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  • 1

    wut the french toast

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  • 1

    my ass is sore lol!

    • gryxng
    • July 20, 2010, 9:02 pm
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  • 1

    I said no dammit!

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  • 1

    I got soooooo drunk!!!

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  • 1

    we will do better.

    • gw2250
    • July 21, 2010, 4:57 am
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  • 1

    suuure trust you, asshole

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  • 1

    only four? oh shit.

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  • 1

    where are my balls?!?!

    • aumos
    • July 22, 2010, 10:00 pm
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  • 1

    y thank you kind sir

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    ur welcome good sir

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  • 1

    Make me a sammich!

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  • 1

    That felt soooo good.

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  • 1

    Lets do it again.

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  • 1

    Well that went well...

    • SuDoku
    • September 8, 2010, 9:43 am
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  • 1

    did you tell them

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  • 1

    damnit i am hungover!

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  • 1

    was it badass enough?

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  • 1

    Give me your socks.

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  • 1

    I Need A Spoon

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  • 1

    Damn it not again

    • Ertrov
    • September 8, 2010, 6:36 pm
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  • 1

    Dude, get off me.

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  • 1

    dont ask dont tell

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  • 1

    I'm not done yet.

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  • 1

    Dude, that was fun!

    • Wispy
    • September 11, 2010, 4:10 pm
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  • 1

    Wanna go another round?

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  • 1

    Pull your pants up!

    • Disco
    • October 28, 2010, 3:09 pm
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  • 1

    who did you rape?

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  • 1

    Hey! I'm not black

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  • 1

    Just call me daddy

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  • 1

    i lost the game.

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  • 1

    the game is epic!

    • peace
    • December 26, 2010, 9:49 am
    Just lost the game...
    - defmid26 May 18, 2012, 3:38 pm
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  • 1

    Pass me that lube

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  • 1

    did i get laid???

    • Zayne32
    • December 26, 2010, 8:59 pm
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  • 1

    Dude, LETS GO AGAIN!

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  • 1

    Still got my hat! :D

    I took it away.
    - Disco December 20, 2011, 10:41 pm
    You imploded from it.
    - DarkHunter December 20, 2011, 10:50 pm
    Then I got it
    - DarkHunter December 20, 2011, 10:51 pm
    Wiped off the dust
    - DarkHunter December 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
    Put it back on
    - DarkHunter December 20, 2011, 10:52 pm
    And laughed at you.
    - DarkHunter December 20, 2011, 10:53 pm
    Three... Two... One... Boom!
    - defmid26 May 18, 2012, 3:39 pm
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  • 1

    Butt Pummeling Ass Clown.

    • TryThat
    • December 20, 2011, 11:15 pm
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  • 1

    I love liquid soap.

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  • 1

    go fucking kill yourself.

    • Zayne32
    • December 21, 2011, 2:28 am
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  • 1

    Don't touch my bum

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  • 0

    we will do better.

    • gw2250
    • July 21, 2010, 4:58 am
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