if someone's more.....

a while a go i saw a picture that said " if someone is better than you, they have no life, if someone is worse than you, they are a noob" and this got my thinking up some new ones and i want to see if anyone can come up with more

here are mine :

if someone is taller than you, they are lanky. if someone is smaller than you, they are a 'midget'

is someone is smarter than you, they are a geek. if someone if dumber than you, they are a moron

if someone has more muscle than you, they are a 'steakhead'. if someone has less muscle than you, they are weaklings

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  • 8

    if she likes exposing herself more than other girls shes a whore, if she doesn't like exposing herself she's a tight-ass

    if you like something that alot of other people don't like than they're close minded, if alot of people like something you don't like.... then they're just stupid

    *special pedo-bear edition*
    if she's over 13 keep her away, if she under 13 send her my way!

    what if one half of there girls were barely any cloths and the outher half where a lot of cloths.
    - castlewarsisawsome March 20, 2011, 7:44 pm
  • 4

    If a paper takes more than five hours to write, then it is stupid.
    If a paper takes under five hours to write, it is still stupid.

    - XxDaminalsxX March 21, 2011, 4:35 am
  • 3

    if someone has more friends than you, they're a douche. if they have less friends than you, then they are a pathetic waste of life.

    if someone has more money than you, it's probably just inherited. if someone has less money than you, then they probably have no sense of savings.

    if someone has more music than you, then they are a hipster. If they don't have a lot of music, they have no life.

    • Disco
    • March 20, 2011, 12:53 pm
    they are pretty good
    - awesomeeeee March 20, 2011, 1:40 pm
  • 2

    if some has more gril friends then you they are a perv. if someone has less they are gay
    if someone yunger then you there to young if someones older then you there to old

    I wish I had a gril friends :C
    - ZeekTehGeek March 20, 2011, 3:13 pm
    Sad face. :c
    - mackenzieBizzatch March 20, 2011, 4:50 pm
    Sad face. :c
    - ZeekTehGeek March 20, 2011, 5:22 pm
    sad face :c
    - castlewarsisawsome March 20, 2011, 7:30 pm
    If someone knows how to spell and use grammar better than you, then they are a Grammar Nazi.
    If they do not, then they are a retard.
    - defmid26 March 20, 2011, 7:34 pm
    |==|==| I made you a grill, all you need now is friends
    - defmid26 March 20, 2011, 7:36 pm
    finaly someone gets me
    - castlewarsisawsome March 20, 2011, 7:39 pm
    I may seem hard and calloused on the outside, but I am a nice guy on the inside.
    - defmid26 March 20, 2011, 7:40 pm
    well i can deal with grammar nazis but it pisses me off when they constantly attack each one of my comments
    - castlewarsisawsome March 20, 2011, 7:45 pm
    i have yunger grill friends if that cunts
    - Dragkyre March 20, 2011, 8:15 pm
    happy face C:
    - XxDaminalsxX March 21, 2011, 4:35 am
    These are my grill friends.

    - XxDaminalsxX March 21, 2011, 4:39 am
    oh gud u padofail!! thai is twoo yung jo goin to jael!
    - Dragkyre March 21, 2011, 4:53 am
    Try saying that again, but this time spell it to where I can actually comprehend what you're saying.
    - XxDaminalsxX March 21, 2011, 12:39 pm
    Happy face. C:
    - mackenzieBizzatch March 21, 2011, 12:55 pm
    Really happy face :D
    - JDLRATX March 21, 2011, 12:56 pm
    Evil face. >:D
    - mackenzieBizzatch March 21, 2011, 12:59 pm
    Cool face B)
    - JDLRATX March 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
    Geek face. :B
    - mackenzieBizzatch March 21, 2011, 1:22 pm
    shocked face :O
    - SuperPost March 21, 2011, 1:41 pm
    thats a sexy grill, ill be rollin in friends now, thanks defmid
    - ZeekTehGeek March 21, 2011, 1:51 pm
    <:D random face
    - castlewarsisawsome March 21, 2011, 2:09 pm
    - JDLRATX March 21, 2011, 2:10 pm
    - XxDaminalsxX March 21, 2011, 2:43 pm
    I'm sorry, did you say something about Grammar Nazi's?
    And yes I realize that this poster has a spelling error. A fail for the person who made it.
    - XxDaminalsxX March 21, 2011, 2:46 pm
    i think it was suposed to be on porpose to pull out any hinding grammar nazis
    - castlewarsisawsome March 21, 2011, 2:50 pm
    Oh god you pedophile, they are too young you're going to jail :P
    - Dragkyre March 21, 2011, 6:07 pm
    Damn jailbait XD
    - XxDaminalsxX March 22, 2011, 3:43 am
    Well played.
    - mackenzieBizzatch March 22, 2011, 12:56 pm
    I was just waiting for the right time xD
    - XxDaminalsxX March 22, 2011, 1:24 pm
    very well played
    - JDLRATX March 22, 2011, 1:47 pm
    I'm sensing a combo here :P
    - XxDaminalsxX March 22, 2011, 2:02 pm
    This calls for extreme action

    - JDLRATX March 22, 2011, 2:04 pm
  • 1

    If he works out more than you, he is OBSESSED. If he works out less than you, he is lazy.

    that ones good
    if he works out more than you, hes on steroids, if he works out less then he is a geek
    - awesomeeeee March 20, 2011, 2:14 pm
  • 1

    If he is gayer than you he is

    Elton John Greatest Hits Volume Ii front

    If he wins more than you he is

    alex pardee tiger blood winning t shirt detail 550x550

    You mean if he wins more than you.
    - XxDaminalsxX March 21, 2011, 2:54 pm
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:55 pm
    - XxDaminalsxX March 22, 2011, 3:42 am
  • 1

    If someone faps more then you, they're a virgin. If someone faps less than you, ___________________ (someone finish this I can't think of anything).

    If someone faps more then you, they're a virgin. If someone faps less than you, he clearly doesn't like fapping
    - MalverdeAl100 March 21, 2011, 2:55 pm
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