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Me:
I just died.
God:
Why?: said died.
Me:
I do not know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Why didn't you save me?
God:
Who says I didn't?
Me:
Well I am dead, so I say you didn't.
God:
Well that's okay. But you can still communicate with me.
Me:
Yes I can, but what happens now?
God:
Right now? How can I help you? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I want to know if I will be going to heaven or hell?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
Gong to heaven or hell?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Will
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Will I be goinh to heaven or hell?
God:
The oracle says: You never know.
Me:
But I just died!
God:
That's good information: said died.
Me:
Will I always be stuck on earth?
God:
The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
What do I do now?
God:
Right now? You said you do died.
Me:
So death is my life?
God:
Right on. I try not to think about such things very much.
Me:
Ok so I should bring death to others aswell?
God:
Uh. What would happen if you didn't? Whoa.
Me:
So the world needs me to klill.
God:
I don't judge people. It is an old world.
Me:
Is it not your job to judge people?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
Where can I find John Lennon?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Who sould i kill first?
God:
David Bacon. :-).
Me:
Who is David Bacon?
God:
David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.
Me:
What is SETL?
God:
SETL (Set Language) is an amazing programming language, invented in 1969.
Me:
Is David Bacon still alive?
God:
Maybe. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
No tanks I just kill him now and ask questions later.
God:
Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
David Bacon is Dead!
God:
That David is a cool dude.
Me:
I know I locked him in his freezer.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said locked him in his freezer.
Me:
Do what you want. You are god.
God:
I forgot what we were talking about. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So who is my next target?
God:
Yeah that's right. I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.
Me:
Whait! Don't you know everthing?
God:
What are you wearing? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Well I'm wearing blood a stained shirt and pants.
God:
How about that. Where do you go shopping.
Me:
No where now.
God:
Right now? That was not a yes/no question. Where would you like?
Me:
I'm don't really care about that.
God:
Not really? You sound very cynical.
Me:
You know what I fo care about?
God:
That's good information: said fo care about.
Me:
You know what I do care about?
God:
That's good information: said care about.
Me:
Do you know what I do care about?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said care about.
Me:
Do it for all I care!
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
So who sould I kill?
God:
Ahem. Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who is Konrad Zuse.
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
Me:
Konrad Zuse is probly dead by now.
God:
Oh. I do not recognize the name.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
I got the name from you! You are your botmaster!
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of silly replies. Aren't we all our botmaster?
Me:
Ok then.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Is Konrad Zuse dead?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
I have to go. Places to be, people to kill.
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.

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    why did you do this on a differnt post then mine

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