how dirty is your mind?

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Edit.

What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

  • pato26
  • November 9, 2011, 1:15 am
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    1. Dentist
    2. Ring
    3. Peanutbutter
    4. Bubble gum
    5. Elevator
    6. Nose
    7. Paper boy
    8. Gloves
    9. Crane
    10. Tooth brush

    I'm tired and may have missed a few but these are fun. Keep them coming.

    okay bro i put some new ones up try to guess these
    - pato26 November 9, 2011, 1:41 am
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    if you guys cant guess them ill put the answers up

    • pato26
    • November 9, 2011, 1:23 am
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    What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? Pork or talk (I've heard it both ways) ←--If you understand why this is funny you're awesome

    What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Legs

    What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? Money

    What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? Firetruck

    Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman? Punt, bunt, hunt, runt, and aunt

    What does a dog do that you can step into? Pants

    What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? Fork

    What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? Almond Joy

    What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? Grit

    What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? His last name

    :D Good post +3

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