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Best Son

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

thanks for positive feedback :D EDIT* WOW thanks for the high rating guys! this is my highest rated post yet!
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  • 6

    Good joke

    • peace
    • January 14, 2010, 1:09 pm
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  • 4

    dayum lol brix wer shat

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  • 4

    omfg...total win... (fatality for tha other three guys)

    • Stoy
    • November 24, 2009, 6:41 pm
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  • 3

    Bricks were shit that day...

    • peace
    • March 16, 2010, 3:20 am
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  • 3

    haha, i wouldnt mind having all those things.

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  • 2

    O_o WOW....

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  • 2

    ha ha ha sweet.

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  • 2

    ok thats funny and rong

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  • 2

    WoW that hillarious LOL

    • qwad
    • November 24, 2009, 8:34 am
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  • 2

    hahahahahaha cant stop laughin soooo funny.... alos wierd...

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  • 2

    didnt see that coming

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  • 2

    ZING! nice one

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  • 2

    Brilliant

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  • 2

    ehpic win

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  • 2

    Nice lol +3

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  • 2

    christ those other 3 blokes must have shat themselves - it must have wiped the smug grins off their faces

    • Bekenel
    • November 25, 2009, 9:49 am
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  • 2

    lmao that was good

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  • 2

    haha soo funny :P

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  • 2

    nice post haha :p

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  • 2

    nice. never heard that one b4. great post +3

    • gwa2003
    • December 26, 2009, 9:57 pm
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  • 2

    hahaha :)

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  • 2

    win haha

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  • 2

    haha heard it b4 but still is funny

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  • 2

    Lmao, OWNED!

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  • 2

    NOOOO
    but yes

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  • 2

    lol

    • renoB
    • February 7, 2010, 8:30 am
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  • 2

    lol hilarious

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  • 2

    very funny lol

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  • 2

    0-0 rotfl

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  • 1

    tis ok +1

    • Dannyl
    • November 24, 2009, 5:07 am
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  • 1

    I SAY WE HAVE AN UPRATE PARTY!!!

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  • 1

    No duh! i told you it in school last year! idiot!

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  • 1

    sadly i saw it coming so i didnt laugh too bad

    • hightec
    • October 6, 2010, 12:49 pm
    im sorry. did you still enjoy it somewhat?
    - matt1584 October 7, 2010, 3:14 am
    ya i did
    - hightec October 8, 2010, 12:33 pm
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  • 1

    Man no matter how my times i come to read this joke i still get a kick out of it

    lulz. my greatest post... always makes lolz.
    - matt1584 October 29, 2010, 5:04 am
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    yeay +3
    lets make it reach 300 XD

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