get ready for your mind to be blown

i have been thinking about jesus lately, and i was thinking that he might be an alien.
think about it.
he got lifted into the sky by a light coming doiwn from the sky, he said he would return, he preformed miracles.
so that got me thinking, what about his apperance. i know humans werent as smart as we are now, but someone that looks different is surely going to stand out. so that means he might of had a cloaking device that made him look like a human.
walking on water. that was difficult to figure out. on his feet, he could of had an advanced hydrophobic (repels water) technology on his feet.
turning water into wine was easy to figure out. he had nanobots that changed the molecular structure by getting the other elements from the air.
resurrection. this was difficult but i think i have it. when he was crucified, his body went into hibernation, slowing the heart rate and breathing to near zero. when he has put in the cave, his body absorbed water from the atmosphere and took him 3 days to come out of hibernation
so, i can conclude, jesus is an alien

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  • 4

    I'm not so sure about the 5th line bro
    notsosure - get ready for your mind to be blown

    • Disco
    • January 11, 2012, 9:01 am
    goddammit, ill edit it now
    but you know what i mean
    - awesomeeeee January 11, 2012, 9:05 am
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    687474703a2f2f63687a6d656d65626173652e66696c65732e776f726470726573732e636f6d2f323031312f30312f616c69656e737371756172652e6a7067 - get ready for your mind to be blown

    i know, thats what i though
    - awesomeeeee January 11, 2012, 9:09 am
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  • 2

    ... now you sound like the history channel dude

    but it could be true

    someone already replied with a picture of him
    - awesomeeeee January 11, 2012, 12:04 pm
    it's possible i guess but i would think that if they were going to "return" they would have by now. honestly i think its a ridiculous idea but at the same time the idea of an all powerful god is also insane sounding to some. personally i think you need more evidence cause this isn't very mind blowing news to me. faith in religion doesn't need as much evidence because the entire thing is based on well faith. the burden of proof is on those denying that religion is real.
    - 24paperwings January 11, 2012, 12:26 pm
    i thought i might of been
    i doubt it is true, but there is some evidence
    ill come back when i can think of anything more
    - awesomeeeee January 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
    If I claimed that you murdered someone, would the burden of proof be on me to prove it, or you to disprove it? Same thing with religion. Just because someone makes a crazy claim doesn't mean people have to prove them wrong. The burden of proof is on religion.
    - Ertrov January 11, 2012, 3:00 pm
    the burden off proof would lie upon you to prove i did it. religion has been around for a long time and it is possible that some stuff had happened back then that we could not explain now because we weren't there. honestly its pretty much impossible to prove it one way or another but according to the bible and basically any other religion it must be accepted as true in order to gain the eternal bliss. it isn't about proof on the religions side but about faith and belief. we need no proof just the hope that what we are doing is right. and if we are wrong then oh well it didn't matter anyway. but if you're wrong well i guess you're just screwed. way i figure it why not have a lil faith and hope? it's not gonna hurt anyone (aside from religious extremists who are quite frankly just murders who hide behind religion, and religious war which are the same thing basically.)

    Is it just me or do we have this debate a lot lmao xD
    - 24paperwings January 11, 2012, 3:47 pm
    Exactly, the burden of proof would lie on me to prove you are a murderer, since I'm the one making the claim. Just like with religion, the ones claiming there is a god are the ones who have to prove it, or accept that it has no base in reality.

    And I don't have pointless faith and hope in something that has no evidence for the same reason I don't listen to country music: I'm not a nutter.

    And yes, we do have this debate a lot. Lol.
    - Ertrov January 11, 2012, 3:58 pm
    well maybe i'm am a nutter then :) honestly i feel that it won't do any harm so why the hell not at least i can hope and personally i don't see a problem with that
    - 24paperwings January 11, 2012, 4:02 pm
    No problem with it, just don't expect others to consider it a valid theory without evidence.
    - Ertrov January 11, 2012, 4:03 pm
    i never did i just state my reason for having some faith. if i had to really think about it it would kind of be like why kids believe in santa or dragons. they don't need a real reason to believe in it just imagination and hope. i guess this is the adult form of that in some ways lol
    - 24paperwings January 11, 2012, 4:05 pm
    And what does that say about the likelihood of it being true?
    - Ertrov January 11, 2012, 4:07 pm
    a lot but like i said at least faith in this may lead to something better :) honestly i know how ridiculous it sounds and being a man who tends to lean more towards science i know how unlikely it is but why not keep some faith? it's just who i am
    - 24paperwings January 11, 2012, 4:17 pm
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    Hurr Hurr I've only just thought about scientology Hurr

    thats the most stupidest religion i've heard of
    - awesomeeeee January 11, 2012, 11:37 am
    "stupidest" How ironic.
    - BlurrySours January 11, 2012, 2:47 pm
    exactly
    - awesomeeeee January 11, 2012, 2:47 pm
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  • 1

    Watch this movie. It'll blow your freakin' mind.
    the man from earth

    • Ertrov
    • January 11, 2012, 3:03 pm
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  • 1

    yeah this dude was watching Ancient Aliens
    and that dude in the pick Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a con man

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  • -1

    thats gay as hell

    • Alvo71
    • January 11, 2012, 11:55 am
    unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful
    - awesomeeeee January 11, 2012, 12:05 pm
    he's a turd ignore him lil faggot
    - 24paperwings January 11, 2012, 12:26 pm
    never seen you curse XD
    - MissRandom January 11, 2012, 2:09 pm
    lol theres a first time for everything :P but yea i curse like a sailor though im trying to work on that i seem to be getting better :)
    - 24paperwings January 11, 2012, 3:49 pm
    lol good boy XD
    keep it up :D
    - MissRandom January 11, 2012, 3:52 pm
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