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I'm bored for the next hour I'm going to type what I'm thinking. It is 8:23 so I will stop at 9:23. This is a trip into my sleep deprived head so put on your seatbealts it is going to be a bumpy ride. No for real I havn't slept for over a week. lalala. tomato. Is the orange lonley it has nothing to ryme with. doorhing, orange no they don't rhyme. I was lied to I must have my revenge. buterfly muterfly. what the fuck that makes no patato. what? I think my house is haunted. no for real my last house was huanted I am going to be pissed if I am being stalked. dude no dude duuuuuuuuude. why am I doing this? I love you. Not you I was talking to my teddy. grape fruit. dam now I'm hungry. Is any one going to bother reading this I don't think so. the first part is really random. do people really like me on this site? I wonder why I'm not funny. Is it becuse I'm ussualy nice? What does A1 mean no seriosly Justjim said I was A1 in his book is that good or bad. it sounds good but... Just a small town girl liven in a lonely world took the midnight train goin any where. Just a city boy. that was... somebody once told me the world is going to rule me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forhead well the years start coming and they don't stop. I wonder what time it is hold up I'm going to go see. DON'T GO ANY WHERE! it has been a while it is 8:50 fity... fity cent in da house yo yo yo yo. I'm white like really white It's probaly becuse my familys Finnish and I have red hair. what's next... you know what I hate when people think the correct plurl of person is peoples they need to die.
Person singular
people plurl
Peoples What The Fuck is that it doesn't even sound right PEOPLE say it to sound smart even though PEOPLE like that are idots. I actually will take a pen and correct it if I see peoples writen. once when I was 8 my teacher had it writen on the bord so I got up erased it and wrote people. I got in so much troble but it was worth it:D I also hate when peope say my hair isn't red that it's STRAWBARY BLOND >:( that's a type of red dumbass. my hair is red. nobody is reading this<:( oh well it shall be done none the less. hittler. ok I don't even know where that came from. bum bum be dum bum bum ba de dum my sholder hurts hold on I have to fix it, I only need a second. all better:) I'm a girl just saying. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU my hat fell off and now to hit my head on the key bord repetidly. uhajkrhafdpshi,ffgahrfgewqawiorau;hpure49p3hiqrhpnih9prqiehqrD9HFCH934EWH9PEhg9prekhhrqdxkhq[94hrkhgauhuhaspeuir9aerfgnujaoeurgh;alekhrfgeurhgdrhegnrehdgvhrt7wuhrgerughudhfuehgerhiuahrgiuehrg all done pie I like pie 3.14 I also like pie I like pie and pie. cake is good to but the cake is a lie. the lamp is also a lie. fish are evil I hate fish fish are fishy. One day fish are going to kill us all. That or zombies. I can handle zombies just not fish. Oh no my back hurts:( hold on. I love you. what to soon fine then. I think nobody is reading this. so I might as well cut myself becuse I'm all alone and nobody cares. jk why would I hurt myself that would be stupid and I'm used to being alone even when I'm with people. I hate my dads wife I can't be in the sun for more then a half an hour but all summer she made me stay out side I was so sick and I half to do it this summer to. I can count to potato. nooooooooo they be stealing my icecap. F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is for any where at any time at all down here in the deep blue see. Oh! my back is killing me:'( it is ok now I fixed it:) 69. two pluse two is fish. two pluse two must die w is the letter 9 joo need to read this! why becuse I don't think anyone is reading it's for the best my head it is odd and it has a face. with eyes and a nose and a mouth and a face am I the only 15 year old girl who plays pokemon. other then my friend. I shall youse the force awwwwwwww it didn't work. we need more banjos to fight the evil. darth vader. I FUCKIN LOVE GREEN DAY just puting it out there grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr banana. I hate the Jonas brothers and the mine Jonas brothers. I think there name is the naked brothers band. all they do is take the name of the song and sing it over and over agien. I could do that. The songs name is The Song sing to whatever tune you want.

The song the song the song is a song that I sing for it is a song the song not just any song it is the song that I sing it is a song that you sing we all sing the song the song the song the singing song!

1,000,000,000 right there well not for me if the naked brothers band sang it every one would be all "omg u are good singer i luvs u 4ever!"
Times up did you run in fear yet?
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Posted: 2010-03-21 17:33:01

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  • Ertrov - replied 2010-03-21 17:37:03
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    Epic win.
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    • ember - replied 2010-03-21 17:39:05
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      thank you. I really did that, for an hour no joke.
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  • SleepyBunnies - replied 2010-03-21 17:46:25
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    great rant
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  • PwnzElite - replied 2010-03-21 18:23:48
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    my quote is...theres a very fine line between a genius and madman :P
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    • ember - replied 2010-03-21 21:07:07
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      I think madman becuse I'm not smart so, not a genius
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      • PwnzElite - replied 2010-03-22 01:57:02
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        could be :P
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        • LaMountain - replied 2010-03-22 14:16:11
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          What are you talking about? They're theoretically the same thing...
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          • PwnzElite - replied 2010-03-22 14:27:18
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            nope...verrrrrrryyyyy thin line :)
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            • ember - replied 2010-03-22 14:58:39
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              just like hunger and bordrum.
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              • PwnzElite - replied 2010-03-22 15:30:24
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                see waht i mean :) GENIUS :P
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  • tyduran13 - replied 2010-03-21 18:29:09
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    Hell yea lol :P +3
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  • pato26 - replied 2010-03-21 19:34:19
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    nice +3
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  • Barbazul - replied 2010-03-21 19:51:52
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    You amuse me =P +3
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  • truesay - replied 2010-03-22 11:25:33
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    your mind an amusing, yet intelligent one. +3
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  • acastle - replied 2010-03-22 11:46:47
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    you spelt too many things wrong for me to enjoy it,yet you can stand when people used peoples for plural of person but you didn't spell p[lural right once,and mini is spelt with an i at the end,mini,mine is a word expressing possesion. grammar nazi ftw.
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    • ember - replied 2010-03-22 11:49:04
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      I typed it as I was thinking it forgive me.
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      • acastle - replied 2010-03-22 11:58:55
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        forgiven =]
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        • ember - replied 2010-03-22 12:01:53
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          alright peace
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          • peace - replied 2010-03-22 12:50:33
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            what's up
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            • ember - replied 2010-03-22 13:02:29
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              I was waiting for you to show up and say that:P
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              • truesay - replied 2010-03-22 13:08:32
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                that was the best commment line ever
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                • peace - replied 2010-03-22 13:36:47
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                  thank you
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      • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-01-06 15:42:39
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        Grammer gestapo
        Curse you grammar natzisss!!!!!!
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    • RakkyTam - replied 2010-03-22 16:57:52
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      I always put nonetheless as one word. Whatever still awsome.
      There, I put the a in.
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      • ember - replied 2010-03-23 17:29:05
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        I always and an extra a in alwys. jk I'm not picky about spelling
        I am way worse then anyone here ;)
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        • RakkyTam - replied 2010-03-24 18:00:07
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          Sometimes when I'm typing I just skip a letter or so while not reading what I typed. I like watching tv when typing.
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  • Kojira - replied 2010-03-22 12:25:55
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    I read the whole thing. Your mind is almost as convoluted as mine!
    And yay for insomnia :)
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    • ember - replied 2010-03-22 12:32:56
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      Insomnia makes life more fun! I now lol all day long at everything:D
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      • Kojira - replied 2010-03-22 12:38:46
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        Not to helpful for concentrating on anything though xD
        Everything's more interesting, though. Plus, you get a few extra hours added onto the day, haha.
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  • Windsurfer13 - replied 2010-03-22 14:24:21
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    I'm a 15 yr old girl and I play pokemon too!
    and i'll be 16 in april!
    and i'll still play!
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    • rambo - replied 2010-03-23 10:14:05
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      19 in april :) what date?
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      • Windsurfer13 - replied 2010-03-23 17:18:35
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        19th
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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-03-22 16:29:03
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    omg GRAMMAR NAZI HEAVEN lets start from the begenning eh hem
    you spelled doorhingE wrong you spelled butTerfly wrong whats a muterfly and im sure it would be spelled mutTerfly you spelled damn wrong lolz jk thats alot of reading kinda reminds me of FR3D
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    • ember - replied 2010-03-22 16:38:05
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      who is FR3D?
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      • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-03-23 14:19:21
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        youtube him annoying little kid lolz
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        • ember - replied 2010-03-23 17:23:53
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          Are you calling me an annoying little kid?
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          • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-03-23 17:51:03
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            no i mean he says random stuff thats not annoying but the voice he does it in is
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  • drakenguard - replied 2010-03-23 19:16:31
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    pure unadulterated awesomeness and completely randome at the same time then again insanity is fun
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  • halogod989 - replied 2010-03-24 18:33:15
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    wait. your 15 a girl and a nerd. where do you live???
    im a guy 15 and also extremely nerdy btw. lol
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    • ember - replied 2010-03-25 07:15:04
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      America!!!!!!!!:D
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      • halogod989 - replied 2010-03-25 16:07:43
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        whoa me too lol xD
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        • ember - replied 2010-03-25 16:10:28
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          What state?!?!?!?!?!
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          • halogod989 - replied 2010-03-25 16:33:41
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            Uhhhh.... The big southern one thats looks sorta like a pan. Oh yea! Texas! lol
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            • ember - replied 2010-03-25 16:41:10
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              I live in the one that looks a bit like a triagle... Virginia!
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              • halogod989 - replied 2010-03-25 16:42:41
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                Whoa! Thats awesome lol
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                • ember - replied 2010-03-25 16:50:49
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                  Not really. If a nuke or something hits DC I am within
                  range my teachers like to tell me that:)
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                  • halogod989 - replied 2010-03-25 16:55:57
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                    haha your addicted to fall out 3 huh
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                    • ember - replied 2010-03-25 17:06:53
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                      A bit:) but I am fucked if someone wants to kill DC.
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                    • halogod989 - replied 2010-03-25 17:09:14
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                      lol yea it owes me a good chunk of life force back... lol But the same is true if someone wants Houston I'd be screwed!
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                    • ember - replied 2010-03-25 17:17:47
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                      See you in hell if they bomb both... you think they
                      have vidiogames in hell?
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                    • halogod989 - replied 2010-03-25 17:19:57
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                      Ha.. I don't want to go to Hell. But yea they got video games but only E.T. *shudders*
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  • elkilla99 - replied 2010-03-25 07:21:19
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    wow thats a lot of typing
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  • md2297 - replied 2010-03-25 09:17:27
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    this amused me in some wierd way...thanks for wasting my time...lol [just kidding] lol. +3
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  • OpTicGaming - replied 2010-03-25 09:32:00
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    lol
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  • acastle - replied 2010-03-22 11:47:23
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    can't* plural*
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  • peace - replied 2010-03-22 12:50:46
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    Nice rant +3
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  • IncediblyIncredible - replied 2010-12-14 16:29:02
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    Ha, this was the best rant I've ever read. +3
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  • thekitkatkid - replied 2010-12-14 18:48:42
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    LOL! "I'm used to being alone even when I'm with people." fuck that was funny, ur a funny girl ember definitely +3
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  • MikeyNinja - replied 2010-03-25 17:07:56
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    A lot of easily amused people commenting on this post I guess...

    I spent the entire time I was reading that cringing at the spelling mistakes and how hard you were trying.
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    • ember - replied 2010-03-25 17:19:16
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      I wasn't trying at all.
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      • MikeyNinja - replied 2010-03-25 18:15:54
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        Yeah you were. It was all so incredibly cliche. Not to mention the fact that you were clearly thinking it through because if you typed for an hour it would be significantly longer than that.
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        • ember - replied 2010-03-25 18:28:45
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          i hade too findd tha latters. thatt hapnes too b ma thought prosses.
          this ma randame internate person that i don,t cere abot in eny way
          iz tryin. dowen rate iff ya likey i don,t cere abot ma rank or ponts
          becse it iz holdin know meening in ma life. just soose ya know i never
          doewn ranke people know matta what butt i bet ya do alls tha time.
          dids ya halfs fun time readin thiz. ma guss iz know.
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  • Nightfang - replied 2011-04-30 21:52:47
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    now to do something ember hates......*lols at ember* lololololololololol....lol!!
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