declaration from Family Guy

"I mean, I know we have a job to do, but im taking this couch."
-Peter Griffin
anybody else have any great lines?

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  • 7

    woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah ....woah ......woah Lois this is not my batman glass!

    • BEASTY
    • May 7, 2010, 10:28 am
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  • 3

    When he does something that would almost kill you or injure you

    he sits there grabbing his knee and rocking in slight pain.
    2 - declaration from family guy

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  • 3

    Peter Griffin - Hey errr, do you sell pants?

    And one of my favourite scenes : :)

    • SuDoku
    • June 17, 2010, 8:22 am
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  • 2

    i know you got that from family guy star wars
    sooo uuuhhhhh it was funny when stewie made a darth duty
    he sithed his pants
    his diapers went to the dark side

    • imcool
    • May 11, 2009, 2:36 pm
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  • 2

    YESSSSSSS :) +1

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  • 2

    ''no. no.'' - consuela the maid.

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  • 2

    Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois.

    WHAT?!?!?!?!

    Hi.

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  • 2

    TO THE PETERCOPTER

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  • 2

    peter said that?

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  • 2

    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
    aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    lolz

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  • 1

    hahahahahahahaha one of my favorite scenes, i could not stop laughing when i first saw this

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  • 1

    when clevland is falling out of his bathroom cuz peter broke his house "o no no no nooo!!!"

    • chips
    • July 4, 2010, 2:37 pm
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  • 1

    Lois: "Peter. I lost something for you today"
    Peter:"Not my rainbow socks with the individual toes!"
    Lois: "No Peter, I am talking about my respect for you."
    Peter:"Oh... cuz I need those socks."

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  • 1

    Stewie: Let's see, soda, purple stuff...Sunny D, alright!

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  • 1

    lmfao +1

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  • 1

    WEre do you get these things!?

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  • 1

    1277579573855 - declaration from family guy

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  • 1

    Note from Peter to Lois:

    "Lois. Laughed so hard, pooped pants. Went out to find all night dry cleaners or pants store. Peter"

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  • 1

    Thats one of my favs! XD +1

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  • 1

    DAMN NATURE- YOU SCARY! XD

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  • 1

    The latest ep was hilarious

    Meg: I have so dated... remember when i dated the count?
    Count: One, One nipple ah ha ha ha ha
    Two, Two nipples Ah ha ha ha ha
    Three, Three Nip.... oh forget that

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  • 1

    I gotta stop taking my baths during peters shenanigans

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  • -11

    you know what, your pic is gay, your name is gay, and you are fraking criticizing my stuff when you post random crap that you obviously faked. so shut the heck up

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