woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah ....woah ......woah Lois this is not my batman glass!

When he does something that would almost kill you or injure you

he sits there grabbing his knee and rocking in slight pain.

Peter Griffin - Hey errr, do you sell pants?

And one of my favourite scenes : :)

i know you got that from family guy star wars
sooo uuuhhhhh it was funny when stewie made a darth duty
he sithed his pants
his diapers went to the dark side

''no. no.'' - consuela the maid.

Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois. Lois.

WHAT?!?!?!?!

Hi.

TO THE PETERCOPTER

when clevland is falling out of his bathroom cuz peter broke his house "o no no no nooo!!!"

Lois: "Peter. I lost something for you today"
Peter:"Not my rainbow socks with the individual toes!"
Lois: "No Peter, I am talking about my respect for you."
Peter:"Oh... cuz I need those socks."

Stewie: Let's see, soda, purple stuff...Sunny D, alright!

Note from Peter to Lois:

"Lois. Laughed so hard, pooped pants. Went out to find all night dry cleaners or pants store. Peter"

DAMN NATURE- YOU SCARY! XD

The latest ep was hilarious

Meg: I have so dated... remember when i dated the count?
Count: One, One nipple ah ha ha ha ha
Two, Two nipples Ah ha ha ha ha
Three, Three Nip.... oh forget that