daily joke 18/11/11
A guy sticks his head round the door of the barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours’, ‘OK’ said the guy and left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head round the door and again asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 2-3 hours.’ As before, the guy left.
A week later, the same guy returns and stucks his head into the shop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a half today Sir.’ True to form the guy walked away.
However this time the barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.’
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So what’s so funny and where does that guy go when he leaves?’
Bill looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, ‘Your house!’
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head round the door and again asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 2-3 hours.’ As before, the guy left.
A week later, the same guy returns and stucks his head into the shop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a half today Sir.’ True to form the guy walked away.
However this time the barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.’
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So what’s so funny and where does that guy go when he leaves?’
Bill looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, ‘Your house!’
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Posted: 2011-11-18 09:28:06
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I legit just laughed harder at this than at the actually post
Oh wow that's terrible XD But I laughed ^_^
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poker face you are now clear to disengage
rage face begin build up
commencing FU sequence in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
initiate FU sequence
FU is insufficient to relieve built up anger
Murderous rage sequence initiated
commencing
error occurred
run back up fuck that shit program
murderous rage continued
commencing fuck that guy up sequence
we have a confirmed kill that mofo dead I repeat the mofo is dead
initiate GTFO sequence to woman and head to mexico before body is found
who says it doesn't all work out in the end? :D
RAGE loading.......
complete
poker face you are now clear to disengage
rage face begin build up
commencing FU sequence in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
initiate FU sequence
FU is insufficient to relieve built up anger
Murderous rage sequence initiated
commencing
error occurred
run back up fuck that shit program
murderous rage continued
commencing fuck that guy up sequence
we have a confirmed kill that mofo dead I repeat the mofo is dead
initiate GTFO sequence to woman and head to mexico before body is found
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who says it doesn't all work out in the end? :D
