boring story... then a few chuck norris jokes

when volcanoes explode, the animals went crazy, then meteors fell! then all the cats learned to fly! then every other animal could run super fast, so fast there feet never touched the ground! then they all were fighting, your probably wondering, what about humans?!? well they could fly and turn invisible, we hid through the battle, then they all died...


p.s. i know that was boring so,,,,

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
chuck norris went to court for attemted murder but all charges were dropped because chuck norris does not attempt murder
chuck norris eats nails for breakfast, WITH NO MILK!!!!!!!!!!
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
google will not find chuck norris because chuck norris finds you
you cannot run but you cannot hide.
if you see chuck norris, what do you do a.) run like hell b.) say crap and let him kill you or c.) dont look into his eyes!
id choose b, you cannot run so theres no point......

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    thanks lol

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    type "where is chuck norris" in google then press im felling lucky

    • dabbler
    • November 17, 2010, 11:34 am
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    Chuck Norris can make the two same poles on a magnet stick together.
    Chuck Norris can out stare a man with two glass eyes.
    Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
    Chuck Norris scares shit shitless.

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