a funny joke you gotta read OR ELSE!

One day there was a cucumber,a pickle and a penis talking about how bad there day was.
The cucumber said "Man when i got big,fat,and juicy they cut me up and put me on a salad".
Then the pickle says " You think you got it bad? When i got big,fat, and juicy they put me in a jar and put spices on me".
Then the penis says "Man..you two do not have any idea how bad my day was...someone put a plastic bag on my head and banged my head against the wall until i threw up all over myself and passed out..."

  • gryxng
  • July 25, 2010, 6:09 pm
You might be interested

Comments

Reply Attach
  • 2

    i almost peed myself.+3 fer that. this post, sir, is a win.+3.....again.lolz

    Giggity
    - MalverdeAl100 February 25, 2011, 10:59 am
    what do you mean by that? *puzzled*
    - lordliz1 February 25, 2011, 11:16 am
    Who else but Quagmire
    - zebidybob February 25, 2011, 12:17 pm
    Reply
  • 1

    EPIC :D

    • BEASTY
    • July 26, 2010, 2:58 pm
    Reply
  • 1

    XD its funny but my friend already told me this joke lol srry

    Reply
  • 1

    lolz poor penis

    Reply
  • 1

    lol dam ur friend

    • gryxng
    • July 26, 2010, 7:33 pm
    Reply
  • 1

    hahaha poor penis

    Reply
Related Posts