...and so it begins!!!

zombie - ...and so it begins!!!

  • Math
  • May 29, 2012, 6:19 pm
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    I'm more interested what's going on in the paragraph above zombie kill

    Maybe we could combine the two and make a horror porno.
    - Disco May 29, 2012, 9:18 pm
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    Have you seen the pics of that dudes face yet? disgusting.

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    I want to see that face.

    look it up it's gruesome.
    - triclebickle May 30, 2012, 6:38 pm
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    In all seriousness, looking up further details on this we've come to the conclusion that it was a Drugged Up Face Munching. The "Zombie" in question was, according to autopsy information we could find, contaminated with Bath Salts. Bath Salts cause hallucinations, and often violent and easily driven into combat. The victim was a 65 year old man, and the attack lasted for around 18 minutes before police arrived. Multiple calls were phoned in, however nobody stopped and attempted to help. Out of everything in the story, we find that fact to be the most disturbing.

    Also, we would like to point out that of the bullets fired by police into the attacker, none of them were headshots. As we of the internet all know, only headshots will stop a zombie. This isn't the zombie apocolpyse, and if it is they are doing a damn good job of covering it up so far.

    Sources:
    http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/29/2822971/new-video-shows-more-grisly-detail.html

    http://austin.culturemap.com/newsdetail/05-29-12-16-44-miami-zombie-identified-after-autopsy-explanations-offered-for-face-eating-behavior/

    WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURES: NOT AT ALL SAFE FOR WORK LINK!!!
    http://socialmediaseo.net/2012/05/29/miami-zombie-attack-pictures/

    http://www.alltreatment.com/what-are-bath-salts

    • Dawn
    • May 30, 2012, 9:10 pm
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    I find it funny how my dad was offered a job at Miami Florida a few days ago before this happened...

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