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...and so it begins!!!

Zombie - ...and so it begins!!!

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Posted: 2012-05-29 18:19:47

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CaptinCrunk - replied 2012-05-29 20:34:15

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I'm more interested what's going on in the paragraph above zombie kill

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- Disco - replied 2012-05-29 21:18:48
  
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  Maybe we could combine the two and make a horror porno.
  
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casper667 - replied 2012-05-29 20:41:58

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Have you seen the pics of that dudes face yet? disgusting.

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Lancher - replied 2012-05-29 22:25:05

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I want to see that face.

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- triclebickle - replied 2012-05-30 18:38:53
  
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  look it up it's gruesome.
  
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Dawn - replied 2012-05-30 21:10:59

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In all seriousness, looking up further details on this we've come to the conclusion that it was a Drugged Up Face Munching. The "Zombie" in question was, according to autopsy information we could find, contaminated with Bath Salts. Bath Salts cause hallucinations, and often violent and easily driven into combat. The victim was a 65 year old man, and the attack lasted for around 18 minutes before police arrived. Multiple calls were phoned in, however nobody stopped and attempted to help. Out of everything in the story, we find that fact to be the most disturbing.

Also, we would like to point out that of the bullets fired by police into the attacker, none of them were headshots. As we of the internet all know, only headshots will stop a zombie. This isn't the zombie apocolpyse, and if it is they are doing a damn good job of covering it up so far.

Sources:
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/29/2822971/new-video-shows-more-grisly-detail.html
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http://austin.culturemap.com/newsdetail/05-29-12-16-44-miami-zombie-identified-after-autopsy-explanations-offered-for-face-eating-behavior/
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WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURES: NOT AT ALL SAFE FOR WORK LINK!!!
http://socialmediaseo.net/2012/05/29/miami-zombie-attack-pictures/
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http://www.alltreatment.com/what-are-bath-salts

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SuperPost - replied 2012-05-30 21:18:58

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I find it funny how my dad was offered a job at Miami Florida a few days ago before this happened...

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