"I am a sexy fuck."

Best catchphrase ever.

#17 it should be the other way around oil is denser then water thus it should be oil and then you put water on your feet problem troll science XD

#18 so true, so....fucking....true

I emailed that "like a sir" meme to my fiance. Later on when I talked to him I was like, "Did you like that pic I sent you?" He said, "Uh, that was weird..."

Also I love twirling spaghetti- when alone or in public!

#2 Every time i pay for something and it has .99 cents as the end total i never know what to do. Like do i seriously wait for the guy to give me my penny back and look like a total Jew, or do i just walk away like "keep the change" meanwhile the guy is thinking to himself "Gee, thanks".

"Yeah I play Tennis!"
Class pinched and abusing a work mate with as we speak!