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This is my dream survival kit. Please comment and feel free to post your own.


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Now comes the food and chemicals.

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Water Purification Tablets
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Posted: 2010-12-17 09:37:54

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  • Pharmon - replied 2010-12-17 12:10:52
    +15
    All i need are some old records
    66f7423e - zombie survival kit
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    • JonnymusPrime - replied 2010-12-18 00:24:25
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      bloody awesome film if you've ever seen it
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      • Bike - replied 2012-01-18 20:20:31
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        what movie?
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        • 720Z - replied 2012-01-18 20:26:16
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          i believe its shawn of the dead
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          • iGreenDay - replied 2012-01-22 02:35:57
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            *shaun
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          • prophethorris - replied 2012-01-18 20:33:26
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            it is
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            • Bike - replied 2012-01-18 20:37:24
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              that would make sense
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            • 720Z - replied 2012-01-19 15:31:47
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              yus! 10 points for me
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  • ThatAsian - replied 2012-01-18 20:22:09
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    hostess twinkies
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    • jdel70 - replied 2012-02-01 10:43:35
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      I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND HIS!
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  • JonnymusPrime - replied 2010-12-17 12:33:35
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    Guns first:

    aa 12 - zombie survival kit

    this one's a bit of a stereotype but there's a reason for that


    tried and tested and the british army's primary infantry rifle. also, i've shot these many times before so it's one i'm used to

    bhppistol - zombie survival kit

    just look at it, sexy isn't it. also used by the british army

    Knives/Melee:


    i have one of these in a cupboard somewhere with the same exact sheath


    go all gordon freeman on their asses. also useful for breaking into houses and suchlike


    another one i've got. awesome knife, used by the Gurkha's since they first formed

    Accessories:

    backpack - zombie survival kit

    you need something to carry all your shit in and anything you pick up on the way

    booxbox - zombie survival kit

    you need some sort of entertainment, also for the lulz

    dynamo head torch

    doesn't need batteries and if it's on your head, it frees up your hands for any two handed jobs you may need to do in the dark


    you need some good footwear if you're to take the on-foot route for getting around. they also look pretty sick


    you obviously need food and this stuff doesn't go off for several years. it also doesn't taste as bad as it looks and i think you don't need to cook any of it but i may be mistaken

    messtins - zombie survival kit

    if you do need to be cooking it, you need something to cook the food in and mess tins are just a simple, no fuss method of doing just that

    hexi stove

    hexi stoves are simple heat sources for cooking. the fuel can also be used as firelighters and they pack up nice and neatly and small.

    Ammo holding:

    leg pouch

    with a backpack on, you can't really be wearing any sort of tactical vest set-up so leg pouches are out of the way but easily accessible though, you could always wear trousers with leg pockets, which would make things easier.


    for the shotgun. an extra magazine could be kept in a leg pocket or pouch

    tactical first aid kit

    last thing, you need some sort of first aid kit for cuts and scrapes but not bites, your just fucked if that happens
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    • Demono - replied 2010-12-17 14:05:31
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      I like the vakra man, but bear in mind i was doing this in the middle of class so it is lacking a bit. I couldn't think of everything and will be editing.
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    • Demono - replied 2010-12-17 14:05:35
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      I like the vakra man, but bear in mind i was doing this in the middle of class so it is lacking a bit. I couldn't think of everything and will be editing.
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      • JonnymusPrime - replied 2010-12-18 00:34:17
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        i may be being a bit stupid here but what's a vakra?
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        • Demono - replied 2010-12-18 09:46:46
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          A vakra is the ancient machete, that the traditional Gurkha warrior, the type you have there, and the small curved machete i have on my list.
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          • JonnymusPrime - replied 2010-12-18 11:55:44
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            alright, cool. just didn't know, google wasn't being that helpful
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  • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 10:38:21
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    guns = M4 (multiple configurations), glock with extended magazine. looks like a mossberg compact, but its possibly a custom.
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    • Dawn - replied 2010-12-17 10:44:16
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      Right with the Glock and Mossberg, but your wrong on the M4. Look at the bottom of the picture's web address... ^^ Typically M4s don't see a lot of modifications, although most M4s can receive AR15 bits and pieces, it's uncommon since the M4 is Military/Police only.
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      • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 11:17:18
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        M4 is a civilian version of an AR15. AR15s are standardized, those are not AR15s, they are AR15-style rifles. M4s have many versions... M4a1, a2, a3, a4, etc... different sized barrels etc... adjustible stock is one of the defining differences.

        AR15s typically have a fixed stock, 20" barrel. as you can see, those M4s vary in size, and all have adjustible stocks.

        and that site is dedicated to AR15 style rifles. not particularly the AR15.

        also, m4 is typically not used by military. i believe youre thinking of the M16. its fairly easy for a civilian to purchase an M4. its a common autoloading rifle... and they see more modifications than any other autoloading rifle i've ever seen...

        *edit* the one at the very bottom of that picture *might* be an AR15.
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        • yourmomisawhore - replied 2011-01-02 08:33:22
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          The AR 15 is the civilian version. M4 is a nomeclature given to the select fire versions of the weapon system for identification in the military system. Both civilian and military versions come with different length barrels and different iron sight/optic combinations. Here are some of my babies. The Infidel rifle is my competition rifle, and the other is my work gun.

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        • Dawn - replied 2010-12-17 11:22:53
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          From our experience working at a Firing Range, we've seen AR15s modified in hundreds of ways. They are extremely customizable with a large range of aftermarket items available for them. We have seen AR15s that fire .50s and that fire .22s, so we believe anything is possible.

          Examples:
          http://www.ar15pro.com/
          http://www.midwayusa.com/static/ar-15.aspx
          http://www.sogarmory.com/
          (first links on a google search for "Ar15 Parts")
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          • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 11:25:07
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            that goes for almost any popular gun... i was speaking about preset factory configurations, which those appear to be.

            modified M4


            you can find after market products for any guns... but there are not typically many preset factory configurations for an AR15. go to a website like budsgunshop.com and look at all the diff m4 configurations they alone sell.

            M4s always come with a collapsible stock (you need a special NY or California legal version for it to be fixed). AR15s typically do not have a collapsible stock. the pictures posted in the original post showed multiple AR15 style rifles with multiple factory configurations, all with collapsible stocks. my point remains.

            thats enough.
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            • Dawn - replied 2010-12-17 11:30:32
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              images 1 Zombie survival kit s191x264 113979 580


              Granted that 2, 3, and 5 do look straight off the shelf (So to speak)...
              1 and 4 both look like they have been fairly heavily modified.
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              • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 11:37:50
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                thats what i like about M4s... you can buy them like that. (minus things like flashlights, etc) but M4 has alot to do with the stock

                wikipedia is your friend :)
                en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_carbine
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                • Dawn - replied 2010-12-17 11:39:07
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                  Bah, fuck Wikipedia ^^ Go get your hands on a real one! We'd help if we could, but sadly that violates many of our terms of internet usage and we think possibly a few laws... *shifty eyes*
                  Waaaaait, did you mean the gun's stock? Because we're pretty sure you can buy those for an AR15 too... >=P
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                  • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 11:43:27
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                    read the first couple paragraphs in the wiki article... it explains... its design is based on the AR15 as well as the M16.

                    Just. Stop.
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                    • Dawn - replied 2010-12-17 11:47:12
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                      We stand by that they are AR15s, and we'll leave it at that.
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                    • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-20 06:24:57
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                      sigh...
                      this is an AR15.

                      this is an M4


                      4 and 5 in that picture look like they might be an AR15... but ill stand by what i said.

                      but youre forgetting. the classic, stereotype, iconic AR15 looks like this:


                      which is not pictured above. pictured above is, however... a stereotype M4.
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                  • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 11:40:18
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                    i own a real one. i have an M4a3 from bushmaster.
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                    • Dawn - replied 2010-12-17 11:42:52
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                      <3 Bushmaster ^^
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                    • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 11:44:49
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                      me too, im in love with bushmaster. they make the best M4 on the damn market.
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        • DeviousCow - replied 2010-12-17 13:05:44
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          m4 is the military law enforcement carbine version of the m16, ar15 is based off the m16/m4 family
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          • Demono - replied 2010-12-17 14:02:45
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            Dawn is right about the Ar15's, and the mossberg is a compact custom, along with the glock being a fully auto g18
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            • Demono - replied 2010-12-31 15:32:44
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              Well i know what guns those are, and they are, for a fact Ar-15s.
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  • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-17 11:12:54
    +1
    my kit would be THE BEST.

    benelli supernova tactical. (takes a broad range of different ammunition.


    kimber 1911 (45cal)


    bushmaster m4a3
    custom bushmaster


    Marlin 44mag lever action (old reliable)


    backup pistol (S&W 38 revolver)


    SOG jungle primitive


    SOG seal team elite


    louiseville slugger (metal)
    31xwglhdwhl - zombie survival kit


    crates of ramen


    hot pot


    water


    water purification


    FORD F450 police package + winch. (storage, stability, etc)


    ham radio
    ham radio


    german shepard/wolf hybrid (watch dog so i can sleep)


    flare gun


    muchos drogas (guy needs something to do right? ... also, peacefull suicide if i get bit.)
    drogas - zombie survival kit


    generator


    drum of gas
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    automotive tool kits, general tool kits (crowbars, hatchets, etc etc etc)


    .... did i miss anything?
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    • Pharmon - replied 2010-12-17 12:08:21
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      How would you carry all that in just the Ford F450?
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      • xxkisamexx - replied 2010-12-17 17:29:19
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        lolz i was thinking the same maybe he should gat an armored RV?
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      • c8r15 - replied 2010-12-20 06:11:28
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        youre forgetting what i can strap to the roof. (generator, water purifier, gas jug) ... everything else is small enough to fit in one of those. especially if you strip out the benches.
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    • Demono - replied 2010-12-31 15:37:11
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      Either way all that stuff, will be a tight fit, so i hope it will just be you. And by the way if i was bit i would take a knife (melee weapon), a pistol, and a stick of dynamite or other explosive and take as many of the bastards as i can with me.
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  • Demono - replied 2010-12-17 13:59:20
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    The guns are a mossberg compact custom, a g18 extended mag, and ar15's
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  • Demono - replied 2010-12-17 14:07:33
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    Make sure to give credit to Zombietools.net, and check it out. It has some pretty badass blades there, not to mention zombie T-shirts, stickers, and magnets.
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  • Deano10 - replied 2010-12-17 16:03:34
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    This is all i need.
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  • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-17 18:45:58
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    i would only use the first one
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    • Demono - replied 2010-12-18 09:47:25
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      Yeah, no hook swords, they don't seem that useful
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      • castlewarsisawsome - replied 2010-12-18 12:53:58
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        well guns can run out of ammo swords can't
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        • Demono - replied 2010-12-20 06:02:10
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          Still the usefulness in hook swords can only be achieved through years of training, and there still only a very slight chance to master it. Give me a good sword or machete.
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        • Demono - replied 2010-12-20 06:02:17
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          Still the usefulness in hook swords can only be achieved through years of training, and there still only a very slight chance to master it. Give me a good sword or machete.
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  • boomer - replied 2010-12-17 19:30:02
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    those were some mighty fine collections. honestly i would go to the nearest Asian Gifts store, stock up on a shit ton of swords, then go to wal mart and buy a shotgun or two. just in case my ninja skills aren't badass enough in the first place :D
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  • 24paperwings - replied 2010-12-18 11:16:33
    +1
    so!
    much!
    awesome!
    :D
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  • ThatAsian - replied 2012-01-19 00:46:03
    +1
    hostess twinkies
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  • North3308 - replied 2012-01-19 00:53:22
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    If a zombie outbreak occurs. I'm flying to America, because Australia only has bolt action rifles and at best semi auto shotguns.
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    • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-19 01:02:14
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      i wouldn't, i'll be spending more time fighting off the hordes of greedy stupid LIVING people than i will the undead.
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      • North3308 - replied 2012-01-19 01:09:53
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        True. I'll just raid the local cop shop. Take the police issue stuff and tazer a zombie.
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        • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-19 01:16:15
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          most PD's are under equipped and poorly maintained. my personal armory is in better shape and with more rifles than my local PD. i'm sorry but handguns and taser's just wont cut it.
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          • North3308 - replied 2012-01-19 02:07:43
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            Yea. Didn't think so. I'll just stick with my former zombie plan. Get a group of people, find an easy to defend building that's tall, and get high powered rifles and snipe if any come near. It's the best plan for the town I'm in.
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            • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-19 09:31:46
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              dont forget CQB. some are gonna get past when someone reloads. grab 2 shotguns or some fencing
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              • North3308 - replied 2012-01-20 04:19:29
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                Yes. I see your point. I see your two shotguns and raise you my own idea. A claymore strapped to my crotch so that if I get swamped I can thrust and explode the zombies in front of me.

                This is one of the weapons in the line of thrust activated zombie weaponry.
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                • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-20 09:37:56
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                  indeed, although i'd be worried about the back blast area since newtons law says you'd be missing your crotch after that.
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                  • North3308 - replied 2012-01-22 01:40:43
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                    Yea. The claymore is a last resort weapon. On the plus side it will look really cool annihilating the zombies in front of you with the most deadly crotch thrust ever. BAM!
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                    • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-22 02:31:32
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                      true... it would look pretty cool...
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  • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-19 01:01:21
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    misc food, a SIG556 SWAT(chambered in 5.56x45)machete, axe, hammer(possibly 3lb sledge)and a school bus(multiple closeable firing ports, ground clearance, diesel engine for the long trips)

    pack light, stay mobile, stay alive.
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    • tempfaux - replied 2012-01-19 10:38:17
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      Good call on the school bus, I was thinking the same thing.
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      • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-19 13:45:46
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        for some reason everyone always wants these heavy gas-guzzling armored vehicles... hell, i'd take a prius if it had a little more weight and room...
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        • Demono - replied 2012-01-28 13:18:05
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          Yeah, but most buses are gas guzzlers.
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          • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-28 21:34:18
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            they also have very large tanks and run on diesel which is more efficient in the MPG area due to the lower RPMs. you also have a lot of room to add another tank or 5
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            • Demono - replied 2012-02-25 00:10:00
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              I will give you the large tanks and lots of room, but the mpgs on buses suck, because even though diesel is pretty efficient, buses are big. That is not to say that i wouldnt take one, but it would have to be modified.
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              • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-02-26 23:04:52
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                a bus gets roughly 10-25mpg depending ont eh size and whether its a charter bus or a school bus or a short bus... thats roughly equivalent to my daily driver on a good day driving downhill with the wind behind me.
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  • triclebickle - replied 2012-01-19 01:22:01
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    I will be held up in my cabin in the mountains so I'm looking long term. All things needed for growing plants in doors, loading equipments and supplies, all the fire arms I have with per-existing ammunition, materials to make zombie sized hamster wheels for power generation, fishing and hunting equipment, gasoline/diesel reserves, water pumps to scavenge gas from reservoir tanks at gas stations and pump water. The rest of the stuff is already up there.
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  • tempfaux - replied 2012-01-19 10:58:07
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    Assuming I don't have a well stocked cabin in the woods (I don't) here's how I'd do it.
    A school bus for shelter/ transportation: It could be nicely fortified, carries a ton of stuff, you can live in it and the diesel engine will burn a variety of things if diesel is scarce (SVO, stove oil, hell even used motor oil if you're in a warmer climate and you filter it first). An RV would be ok but its lack of ground clearance, relatively light duty parts and flimsy construction would be a liability and personally I put a higher value on them than the comfort that it would afford.
    Weapons: Crossbow with a good overstock of bolts. Silent and reusable ammo, great for single or small groups of zombies and no noise to bring more running to you. A .38 revolver for the simplicity (.45 or 9mm would be good to) as ammo should be easy to find. A good shotgun and hunting rifle are a must as well (we don't have a lot of M16's or AR15's kicking around here lol).
    Food/water: I'd be scavenging any dried or canned goods that I could get my hands on, rations too if I stumble on them. I'd get some pots and soil and grow some tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, anything that could be done in a good sized pot or in planters on the roof (till I found a decent cabin somewhere to hunker down). I'd rig up a decent sized cistern in the bus to horde water in and a rainwater collection system. Not so big it'll be too heavy but big enough I could go a good stretch without finding more water.
    Other things that don't need a lot of detail are first aid supplies and medicines, generator, etc,etc.
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    • 24paperwings - replied 2012-01-19 12:59:28
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      only problem i see it that you dont have a close quarters weapon. thats always a key factor because if they do some how manage to get in close you need have something on hand to be able to quickly kill them with no noise at a close range. personally i would go with one of these

      gerber gator walking dead machete pro 540

      ts okc003 540 - zombie survival kit

      cold steel two handed panga machete 540

      ts cqbnj 540 - zombie survival kit

      ninja swords on sale 540

      battle ready cyborg ninja sword 540


      starting at the top the first three would be the best for this type of situation the first of course being a heavy duty weapon with multiple functions. the second one also being along the same lines. the third is a two handed machete which would be great for hitting them at a distance but does lack the ability to kill any that manage to get right in your face. the fourth is my personal favorite because of the design but due functional purposes i would personally keep the first weapon with me at al times plus the first does look pretty fucking badass. the fifth and sixth are just examples of some that could be found which would come in handy if needed but i feel would lack the power to be heavily reliable for an extended amount of time

      all of these can be found at true swords http://www.trueswords.com/gerber-gator-walking-dead-machete-p-6323.html
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      • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-19 13:48:48
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        a crossbow can be used as a melee weapon. the bows can be used to a similar effect as a pickaxe. since the most dense material you'd be hitting is the skull or neck you would be fine. also the bolts can be used as skewers in a pinch.

        i didnt put a crossbow on my list for the simple reason of regardless of how high tech your string is, if it gets wet you lose tension and range. i have 3 melee CQB weapons, hammer, machete, axe.
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        • 24paperwings - replied 2012-01-19 14:37:09
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          true but i would rather not use a weapon like that as a melee weapon unless i don't have any other choice because breaking it would prove to be a devastating loss. the only real reason i would have it would be for the silent distant kill which would prove useful when scavenging. i agree with the choices you have but i think rather than the hammer i would go with a hatchet for the simple reason that it's fairly light weight and provides easy access. the gerber machete (first picture) has a built in axe reducing the weight that i would need to be carrying around leaving room for the far reaching two handed machete which would be my primary weapon for the reason that i can hit them faster at a distance with more power and still have two fall back close weapons should i need to abandon the two handed machete whether it breaks or it becomes to tight to use it.
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          • MIKYTEY - replied 2012-01-19 21:44:02
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            the hammer is a necessity as far as i'm concerned. i'd prefer not to use a hatchet as a hammer for the simple reason that thats not its intended use. i'd prefer to carry 3 tools plus a main weapon, instead of 1 tool, 1 multi-use tool, and a primary weapon. the machete/axe you posted doesn't work near as well as a simple wood axe for chopping through wood, doors and possibly walls.
            the 3 tools can also be used as a backup for CQB. if the axe handle breaks and the machete gets stuck in bone, the hammer is a tool that can be used without fear of getting it stuck. and if you get an all metal one you dont worry about the handle either
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      • tempfaux - replied 2012-01-19 18:02:26
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        Whoops, I had meant to include a machete and baseball bat (in case the machete gets lodged in someone lol). Me definitely likey the stuff you posted :) I'll take one of each.
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  • Chris54 - replied 2012-08-22 11:49:15
    +1
    This is all I need...........

























    Chuck Norris
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