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Somehow, ritual drunk-conversation concerning team captains for the apocalypse has become a major part of the lives of 20-somethings. Having been matured in the Grandaddy-crowned masterpiece film (put “A.M. 180” on and forget that you have a job), 28 Days Later, we’re all a little too ready to deal with the 2012 of our dreams.

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“The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar.

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“The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security,” begins the designers’ website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.

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The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

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Posted: 2011-04-26 16:29:49

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  • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-26 16:55:25
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    They should really put a moat to keep the Black Knight at bay
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    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-26 17:01:09
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      Haha. I think you're right.
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      • ReapersSniper - replied 2011-04-27 02:59:57
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        Brilliant.
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    • DarkHunter - replied 2011-04-27 10:45:52
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      Genius
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    • devilduck - replied 2011-07-23 04:47:17
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      the roll down metal thing that covers the front is a concern. looks kind of flimsy.
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  • triclebickle - replied 2011-04-27 12:25:13
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    I vote we all pool together and make and make a compound that sprawls underground.
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    • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-27 14:36:29
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      Why would anyone downrate you for this ??? I love to make and make
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    • xxkisamexx - replied 2011-04-27 16:04:55
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      im in
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    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 16:22:59
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      Count me in, my friend!
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    • imfrikknbad - replied 2011-04-29 07:58:05
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      Count me in!
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  • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-04-27 06:58:28
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    But if this was in the movies it would take just enough time to close to let one zombie in and turn everyone inside into a zombie
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    • chaosmaster - replied 2011-04-27 09:40:04
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      You'd have to be mentally retarded to not be able to kill one zombie, also if they are slow you should hear/notice them before they get to you. If they are fast, mow it down with some guns or a chainsaw.

      My weapon of choice will always be apples...
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      • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-04-27 10:49:57
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        You have to remember its the zombie always appears to the biggest retard in the group those are the ones who are bitten
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        • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-27 14:37:41
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          And then once they get infected they don't want to kill them because they used to be friends or something when he/she was alive. Well fucking NEWSFLASH they're a zombie now dumbass
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          • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-04-27 15:23:02
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            Then the rest of the household becomes zombies then that defeats the purpose of such an awesome house bet it cost a fortune too maybe the last survivor hits the self destruct button it probably has installed somewhere
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        • chaosmaster - replied 2011-04-28 09:06:40
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          Could dumbass's live in a house like that?
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          • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-04-28 11:30:09
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            Of course the world is full of them
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            • chaosmaster - replied 2011-04-28 13:15:25
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              So we take the house from the dumbass's and fill it with common sense peoples!

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              • Reddeath195 - replied 2011-04-28 14:53:30
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                Common sense is a luxury most people come short on trust me
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                • chaosmaster - replied 2011-04-29 06:33:45
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                  My point exactly, got to get them now before they become infected!
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  • Icelandgirly - replied 2011-04-27 12:51:38
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    ME WANT!
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  • imfrikknbad - replied 2011-04-26 18:43:39
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    I. WANT.
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    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 03:59:02
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      So do I! Let's make one.
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      • Fender37 - replied 2011-12-30 10:13:04
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        yeah if we all save our money
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  • destroyer124 - replied 2011-04-27 13:28:57
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    I want one!! Now!!!
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  • mariofox03 - replied 2011-04-27 14:14:39
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    All of sharenator build something like this genius house and all of the shareknights, the sharelords, and the Supreme Sharelord live in that baby and keep sharenator alive. I'm not a Shareknight yet but ill get there eventually!
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    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 16:24:13
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      Maybe those of you who are not yet Shareknights, shall be our Shareslaves and get working on this. Yes?
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      • MalverdeAl100 - replied 2011-04-27 16:31:17
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        I think the Shareslaves should get started on making that moat to keep the Black Knight at bay that i mentioned earlier
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        • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 16:54:55
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          Support. +1
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          • mariofox03 - replied 2011-04-27 18:06:00
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            hey, im 13 ranks away from shareknight so fuck off!
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            • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 18:08:51
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              210 points. Start posting sexiness and you'll be there in no time!
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            • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 18:10:20
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              On second thought, don't post. You can be the leader of the Shareslaves! How does that sound? I dub thee, mariofox03, Master Shareslave from henceforth.
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              • mariofox03 - replied 2011-04-28 17:57:15
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                Do i not have to work as much?
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                • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-29 11:11:23
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                  Heck no. You'll only have to work if you can't get the other slaves to pick up your slack.
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                  • mariofox03 - replied 2011-04-29 16:02:57
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                    I'm only 9 ranks away. i cant rlly stop in time.
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                    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-29 16:25:37
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                      Well hurry up and get there. Then you can choose the next Master Shareslave!
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                  • mariofox03 - replied 2011-04-29 17:17:41
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                    YAY! I get to choose the next Master Sharenslave!
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  • Lucky - replied 2011-04-27 14:15:38
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    WANT! NAO!
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  • xxkisamexx - replied 2011-04-27 16:06:22
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    soooo it never said it was inhabited...ready to move my fellow sharenators?
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    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 16:24:39
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      If I only knew where it was located.
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  • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 16:26:04
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    This post is just 20 points away from beating my best post ever, Cleverbot kicked my ass, which has 122 points. Will this one beat it?
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  • Flappypants - replied 2011-04-27 17:06:52
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    that is now my dream home
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    • CallMeGoogle - replied 2011-04-27 17:10:15
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      It's amazing, right?
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