Zombie Plan
My zombie plan is to fight. basic mele weapons, guns, frags, and of course med kits. whats your zombie plan?
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Posted: 2010-04-14 20:29:28
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my plan is to live on a deserted island with a woman and another uninfected family and bring plenty of food and food producing things and find a way to purify salt water or to the point where its safe to drink and reproduce and start my own country and becom supreme rules of the county and create hydrogen bombs and blow up all the zombies on land and gather weapons to kill of any other zombies remainin and then the repopulate the earth and get the radioactive-proof suits from scientific labs
ohhhh well ill bring multiple families that arent infected at least 5
Dawn that was a cheap shot. I'm sad now ):
hold on now that i think of it....if its me and a woman and another family...me the tho woman can hve children then the other family can have childre....i can then have children with the other familys mother nd hve my children...thn my original children can have children with the other familys original children.... then my original children can have children wit the other familys original children mother lolz or something like that
not really, if he drops the bombs then continues to do his stuff all he would need to do is wait 5 or 6 years to reture to the main land...but there is a problem if there are zombies and no one to watch the nuclear powerplants there will be a world wide chernoble and every were would be inhospitable
Remember for a species to survive you need 50 people for short term and 500 for long term.
Nice RvB quote on the picture, but seriously, you're screwed. For one thing, as far as melee, I'd just stick with a katana, but you should buy a few in case they break. As far as guns, always use a silencer unless you want to attract thousands of zombies from miles around with each shot. DO NOT USE GRENADES! The last thing you want is heads and the upper halves of torsos crawling around to bight your ankles when you try to clear the battlefield. Also, "med kits" aren't like in a video game. You get bitten, you die. You get a bad (non-zombie) infection in an undead world, you'll probably die. You trip and break your leg so you can't run, you'll die. Heck, you get scratched by a zombie's finger nails and you're done. Most importantly, a plan should not be about fighting zombies, it should first be about survival. Put up multiple, strong fences around your house, raise animals and crops, have a dish to collect rainwater, and trees for firewood. Stock up on antibiotics, batteries, flashlights, clothes, and canned goods. Also, always have packs filled with supplies for each member of your group, in case you have to evacuate whatever base (I suggest a 2-story home, in the country) immediately. Finally, although I listed the best and most important aspect of your weapons, make sure to really stock up on a ton of ammo and back-up weapons. head to the Zombie Research Society website if you want to know more about how zombies will probably behave, so you can be ready. Enjoy the zombocalypse!
or you can move to a deserted island cause zombies cant swim
theyd have to go through alot sulfur vents oh and since they still have human properties their bones and brains will be crushed by the pressure and there are animals they will eat them gian squids sperm whales and there is no light so they wouldnt no where they are going so island is the best choice considering zombies cant fly planes or boats
considering zombies are deteriating flesh they will msot likely fall off and maybe just maybe sharks will eat them if they do float.... ummm nvm cause the only thing worst than a zombie human is a zombie shark lolz
lolz well we cant get infected from mosquitoes cause zombies dont have blood
oh i see lolz zombie animals would be crazy i wonder if a zombie mosquito would be able to fly considering its deteriorating
Posted: 2010-04-16 13:31:47 Report
Well. Animals can't turn into zombies. They will most likely die if bitten by a zombie. But something like birds or in some cases anything could carry the virus. It can carry the virus but it's not a zombie itself.
Posted: 2010-04-23 12:15:10 Report
Lmao I love our extensive knowledge on all things zombie. I think this generation is perfect for an apocalypse
Am I the only one who thinks this is really fucking stupid? XD
There's a difference between movies, video games and real life. There's no med kits, there's not a gun or a grenade or ammo waiting around every corner. If 'zombies' happened on a video game-like scale then we'd be fucked. Simple as that.
There's a difference between movies, video games and real life. There's no med kits, there's not a gun or a grenade or ammo waiting around every corner. If 'zombies' happened on a video game-like scale then we'd be fucked. Simple as that.
if there are fast zombie no time to clean yourself up with a med kit JUST RUN. here is to test your skillswww.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie
there is for me, we have a few around the house because my mum is a nurse and what not, and as for the weapons, we have mele weapons in the shed e.g. short axes, long axes, heavy spades, chainsaw, tree machetes, bowie knife, ect.
also, your forgetting we are talking about zombies(living dead) they are slow and brain dead. Infection are the fast motherfuckers that just want to eat you whole.
also, your forgetting we are talking about zombies(living dead) they are slow and brain dead. Infection are the fast motherfuckers that just want to eat you whole.
ah yes, but they are brain dead, which means they lack most control of their body, if not all. besides, since they're undead most have to break out of a coffin; this is very very very hard to do.
Actually they aren't brain dead. The virus takes control of the brain and the nervous system, giving it pretty good control.
Also, most zombies are either freshly dead people, or are bitten by another zombie. The ones already buried can't get out of six feet of dirt and a coffin.
Also, most zombies are either freshly dead people, or are bitten by another zombie. The ones already buried can't get out of six feet of dirt and a coffin.
i aint talking about the more 'scientific realistic' zombies, i'm talking about the ones from the story's, with the red moon that comes arround every 100 years and the zoodoo and what not
I actually am tearing up from laughing so hard at this. Made my day :')
climb a plateau with seeds and other supplies and live on the land and venture out in search of food when it is really needed and dig a well for water
I'm just gonna lay back and say fuck it.
Best weapon you can use against a zombie is a semi-auto rifle. It only takes one shot to the head to kill, even if your fire is full auto, You're wasting bullets unless you aim for the head. Body shots are not kill shots, so accuracy counts more than anything. I'd also keep a pistol as a side-arm (common sense) and a knife, or blade of some kinds (even if you aren't fighting zombies, it never hurts to have a knife on you. Explosives are plenty helpful too, but incendiaries should be avoided (takes to long for them to burn to death, they'll still move while burning)
3 words: divide by zero. Problem solved.
*Among others, Ertrov just fell the most in my expectations xD
It's Mikey, not Mickey, learn to read.
That sounds like some kind of cheap TV special... :P
find an apartment near a grocery store, clear out the store with a pistol drag the bodies outside and kinda block the doors, bring heavy Misc items to block the doors and block all the floor 1 doors*to stop them from climbing over balcony* and when needed raid other apartments fridges for the food until i run out then go to the store with ma gun, *by the time all the fridges in the apartment are empty all the zombies will prolly die of starvation, except in china cause you know the like 3bill people there. only people i would bring 3 of my cousins and my grandpa would be fun :)* all of us kinda have a "skill" for guns and use it for entertainment, and if anyone got bit would put them in one apartment empty and shoot him because no zombies would be able to get at him and he'd be dead before he turns into a zombie, keep on doing that until were all gone,----THis is mine no hate comment or grammer nazis please :)
Scary that i know this but its actually true. Zombies internal organs provide no use whatsoever, so basically they dont need to eat because they have no natural hunger only primal instinct. Theyre stomach will just swell up and eventually burst or just get pushed out of the other end. They'll never starve, and are pretty much invincible to most bacteria. They can survive in sub zero temps and reanimate when they come back, and it takes up to two years for a zombie to rot, however it doesnt happen in one go so youre pretty screwed if you go to a mall or anywhere not outside the mainland (due to the likely carpet bomb/ power plant disaster)
Where the fuck are you getting your mega-factual information on zombies from? Movies?
The idea of zombies in real life is possible, since there is a possibility of some kind of massive infection with rabies-like symptoms making people aggressive etc., but there's no way you can be so factual and sure about it all.
You're all living in la-la land.
The idea of zombies in real life is possible, since there is a possibility of some kind of massive infection with rabies-like symptoms making people aggressive etc., but there's no way you can be so factual and sure about it all.
You're all living in la-la land.
Some dude called max "i killed a zombie with my bare hands and lived to tell the tale" brooks. Nah he didnt really but what he says is scientifically accurate, so hes done a load of research into decomposition, how the body works and the best terrain to hide on. Quite intellectual stuff to read
I'll research that before I make any proper comment, but my initial thought is that there's no one sure way we know exactly what could cause zombification, and what the exact symptoms would be, so there's no way you can be so factual and specific.
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Looked into it and it says clearly that it's all fiction. So it's kind of silly to act like it's all scientific fact etc. when it's just another fictional take on zombies. Unless the post has like a specific "THIS IS SET IN MAX BROOK'S UNIVERSE AND THE VIRUS CAUSING THE ZOMBIES IS SOLANUM" then you can't be so exact about what would happen and what the zombies would be like.
*EDIT*
Looked into it and it says clearly that it's all fiction. So it's kind of silly to act like it's all scientific fact etc. when it's just another fictional take on zombies. Unless the post has like a specific "THIS IS SET IN MAX BROOK'S UNIVERSE AND THE VIRUS CAUSING THE ZOMBIES IS SOLANUM" then you can't be so exact about what would happen and what the zombies would be like.
What i meant by scientific fact, is the research into stuff not the zombies but the premise behind it about good weapons to use and stuff. All of that is actually true, which also makes this book quite a good survival guide in the long run. Anyone who takes it seriously is a bit deluded (yes i know i'm deluded :p)
Well yeah that's all fair enough, you can kind of make decent assumptions in those respects. The thing I was queerying was the mega factual way mainly yourself and Ertrov were talking about them, them not needing food and having to destroy the brain etc.
I was reading stuff on that Zombie Research Society website for a while, until I saw "It is widely believed that zombies are cold-blooded", to me that discredits the whole program. Zombies ARE coldblooded, not zombies could be blooded. Zombies don't exist, so they aren't anything, the general idea behind zombies is possible, so everything relating to them are merely possibilities.
Things like where's the best place to be, or how to defend yourselves, those are things you can get a good solid idea behind, but what the zombies will be like, how they'll happen etc. is impossible to determine. Things like them not needing to eat, or having to destroy the brain to kill them, how can you possible talk about them as if they are fact?
You can make theories and float ideas around and get basic ideas that COULD happen, but it's massively speculation.
Things like where's the best place to be, or how to defend yourselves, those are things you can get a good solid idea behind, but what the zombies will be like, how they'll happen etc. is impossible to determine. Things like them not needing to eat, or having to destroy the brain to kill them, how can you possible talk about them as if they are fact?
You can make theories and float ideas around and get basic ideas that COULD happen, but it's massively speculation.
Posted: 2010-04-16 12:03:13 Report
I would hold up in a wal-mart or grocery store with an apartment above it. I would pretty much stick to the rules in Zombieland. Just remember, you don't have to reload a machete or baseball bat.
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Not if Chuck Norris is a fucking zombie...
exactly. If chuck norris wanted to wake up, turn into a zombie and fuck up the world, he damn well could.
Wow, I never thought about Chuck being a zombie. We would have to unleash Godzilla, King Kong, and that annoying bitch from Fox News or something. I think her name is Ann Coulter. She would piss him off until his head exploded.
My 'Zombie Plan' is pretty much the same as my "nuclear holocaust" plan: Plenty of supplies , and a cache of weapons in a defend-able position with my wife/kids and friends who are also capable of defending us. When you are questioned - you really only get one chance to answer..... There will be sweeps to get medical supplies and look for survivors - very carefully.
Bro - I agree with you thirty times over.... thats where the fun comes into play : " who is gonna snap first ? "
2 words flame thrower, which at a tempreture that will incinerate flesh on contact barring that and this is for any of the w40k fans out there a warlord titan
ell at least other survivors will see them comming and have time to react
in my freerunning days i found buildings i can get ontop of, on of which was a co-op shop with a roof on a roof(construction) so i would just hang there for a while with all the weapons that are in my dads shed.
Also, i can easily nip down stealthily and grab food from the shop im on top of. There i can just wait until they send out the evac hellies (:
Also, i can easily nip down stealthily and grab food from the shop im on top of. There i can just wait until they send out the evac hellies (:
I would try to find Chuck Norris ASAP.
my plan is to get a really strong car or a tank something like that and then go from mall to mall and live their until the resources are gone. And of course stop at as many weapon shops as possible and take everything. And stop at hospitals to get medicine like pot.
maybe sometime stop at a university or something to find a cure because you cant live forever on the resources of malls lol. After a while I would have to put some dirt on the top and start growing food and stuff.
maybe sometime stop at a university or something to find a cure because you cant live forever on the resources of malls lol. After a while I would have to put some dirt on the top and start growing food and stuff.
first of all, i think there are too may of these sort of posts and second, AA12, G17, L98A2, machete, supermarket and some fine biatches
my zombie plan is simple...Before the infection is released i will hope fully have my pilots license and i shall flay to siberia and make my new life there, if it happens before i have my license my friends and i will rendezou at out local sport chalet and then make our way to hover dam in Nevada we will maintain the generators there and baricade the two ends of the dam, but if they turn out to be fast left 4 dead type zombies i have a bullet with my name on it
im going to be staying right beside chuck norris thats my plan
my zombie plan is to go to my uncles who has shit tons of gunz and ammo kill anything with a twelve gauge that moves (except humans that are alive)make a fort from a nerby building that has abundance of food and water and eventually make it to a rescue camp or fly away to another remote place
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