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Zombie Apocalypse Guide

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I was thinking that since everyone loves thinking about Zombie Apocalypse lets make a guide for ourselves. (I will add it to the list)

Skills to know:
1)Dancing
2)How to fly a helicopter
3)How to fly a plane
4)How to sail

Items to have:
1)Chainsaw Hand
2)Boomstick
3) reliable flashlight
4)AK 47 with magazines and extra ammo
5)Grenades

Places to hold up:
1) Wal-Mart

People to have with you:
1)Bruce Campbell
2)Fat guy for a decoy

Ect:
1)Don't hesitate shooting an infected member of the group.


Please remember to have fun and if it is already on the list find another thing to post remember we need lots of ideas and please don't feel limited to expanding on your ideas. Pictures and graphs/diagrams welcome.

Thanks!
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Posted: 2010-09-27 17:52:24

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    drakengard85 - replied 2010-09-27 19:04:24
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    step one:
    Be Bruce Campbell

    step two:
    Acquire Boomstick

    step three:
    Acquire Chainsaw Hand

    step four:
    Dance.

    boomstick - Zombie Apocalypse Guide
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      gemie89 - replied 2010-09-27 19:10:45
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      included :p
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      Ertrov - replied 2011-01-24 12:45:45
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      Shop smart.
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    SuDoku - replied 2010-09-28 00:21:22
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    chuck norris zombies - Zombie Apocalypse Guide



    Then he has an army of Zombie Chuck Norris' and can wipe out the none Chuck Norris zombie's saving the survivors.

    At least in theory anyway.
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      Demono - replied 2011-02-04 05:09:05
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      Thats what i was gonna say.
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    gemie89 - replied 2010-09-28 12:03:21
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    Added some stuff of my own always looking for ideas
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    whtesnow - replied 2010-12-07 09:19:57
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    first hold up in mall./ a home depot. 2nd wait have nukes to use in a moments notice to clear the area of zombies 3 have ur thunder gun and plasma gun upgraded and make sure u have jug sode double tap soda quick revive. :) i love black ops zombies!!!!
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    peace - replied 2010-12-24 17:52:30
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    Thank you sooooooooo much!
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    Ertrov - replied 2011-01-24 12:45:07
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    Dead Reckoning would be nice too.


    DeadReckoning - Zombie Apocalypse Guide
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    SuperPost - replied 2011-01-24 12:48:58
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    ALWAYS carry a melee weapon...
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    JonnymusPrime - replied 2011-01-24 13:00:10
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    Tallahassee
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    720Z - replied 2011-01-24 13:01:38
    +1
    fghfhjgfhjgfhj - Zombie Apocalypse Guide
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    ReapersSniper - replied 2011-01-25 05:05:03
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    Katana as a melee weapon, one slice one kill =)
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    GeckoEB - replied 2011-02-04 06:25:23
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    There needs to be a hench Black guy to die heroically whilst saving everyone..
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    mykolas - replied 2011-07-20 08:20:00
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    I think we can rln zombie survival from minecraft!
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