I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
Kenny Powers: Ya'll get that tanning bed i sent ya'll last year?
Cassie Powers: Yeah, you mean the one you sent three years ago?
Kenny Powers: Wow. Three years... hmm. Well, it IS a tanning bed
I'm sick and tired of carrying all the weight, the coaches and owners not giving me the shit I need to win. Atlanta, you're fucking out. Kenny Powers is now a free agent. Let's buy the bar and get shitfaced. Get me paid, bitch!
Cassie Powers: We try to teach our children not to make fun of others who are challenged.
Kenny Powers: Mongoloid Mike? Is that what you used to call him?
Kenny Powers: Oh, you think that's funny? How 'bout I show you my balls right now and you can tell me if they shrunk, huh? No, for your information, I have full-size balls. Next question
Kenny Powers' motivational tape: A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.
Kenny Powers: No actually I don't. I do SPORTS. Not try to be the best at exercising.
Kenny Powers: [on phone with prostitute] Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and I gotta pay for a fuckin' hotel room too? Well that seems like I'm spending too much money for nothin' I got a house. You can just get your ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the 'SCREAM' mask? The mask from 'SCREAM' while I do you from behind.