You need to diet when

* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

* You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

* You could sell shade.

* Your blood type is Ragu.

* You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

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    When you think gravy is an energy drink!!

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    +3

    • xdvx
    • August 31, 2009, 5:40 pm
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    +3

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    that is a serious level of fat lol

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    ha

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    mega lol at u

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    ewww, thats sick lol

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  • 1

    The truck scale says "to be continued"

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    lolz

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    Hilarious

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    Nice

    • peace
    • February 21, 2010, 7:34 am
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