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...you look around every corner to see if someone is there so you can knife them
...you wish you had Marathon and/or Final Stand in real life
...when someone asks you what weapon you would want for free you instinctively think of your favorite class in CoD
...you play other games wishing you had flashbangs
...you wish you could just go up to a box and pull out a fucking AC130
...you call every ignorant person a noob
...you refuse to accept that you were once a noob
...you try to play Halo and you end up crouching and aiming down your sight instead of knifing and sprinting
...you try to play Halo and you have to switch back because its too slow
...you hear a mouse click and you run thinking you've just triggered a claymore
...you wonder why you can't just stab someone with a claymore
...C4 used to be cool but now it just gets on your last nerves
...you're deathly afraid of meeting a Juggernaut in real life
...you only know what people are talking about when they say 'Spetsnaz' because you play TDM too much
That's all I got for now, I'll come up with some later.
Yeah, it doesn't work guys...
Best i could do i dotn play cod battlefield fan all the way
soz its the best I can come up with
or
...when you wake up from a dream about playing COD and your hands are in the shape of a controller.
Neither has happened to me... really :P
...you light a flare and think its a tactical insertion.
...you tell your friends youve been shot in the head thousands of times.
...you wish you owned a Barrett .50 Cal with a thermal scope and a heartbeat sensor.
...you wonder why chickens can survive a tactical nuke.
...you find yourself crouching and laying more than standing.
...you practice your drop and jump shots daily.
...you hate nuke boosters and campers.
...everytime you use a laptop you imagine a predator missile blowing up someone youre pissed at.
...everytime you hear a watch alarm beeping you think youve been stuck with a semtex.
...when you are in the city you look for good sniping spots.
...you know the difference between a Pavelow and a Chopper Gunner.
...your joystick dies more times than you do.
...you are highly skilled at the art of knife throwing.
Pong is superior.
you and your friends call out kill streaks in the middle of school.
you throw a ball of paper and yell GRANADA.
you're in War in RL and yell im on a 25 killstreak wheres my FUCKING NUKE
you run around your neighbor hood and try to knife people that get in your way.
you try to change ur title and emblem.
you go to war in rl and are on a secret mission to protect a box and u see the enamy place a bomb on it and instead of killing him u sneak up behind him lay down on his leg's and try to get a ninja defuse.
But put it down to a tactical nuke.
Yell at random "RPG ON THE ROOFTOP!!!" in a british accent
Play the QUADD!!!! game
throw things at people and yell "POPPIN SMOKE!!"
when someone says predator you think missle instead of say a carnivore or internet predator.
i've done this...