You didn't see that one coming...

So me and my friends wanted to try this out. We didn't have any books on us (apart from exercise books and revision books - which are crap for this). So, I hopped on my phone and looked at Winnie the Pooh, as the free book that comes with iBooks.
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pooh - you didn't see that one coming...

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  • 6

    holy crap i just lawled for like five minutes straight


    can't decide here cause i have a bunch of books on my computer i could use but the only real books i have are stephen king.... so heres the first from the computer
    “No thanks necessary, Mister Fox, just doing my job. I'll be there within the hour.”

    and here's king

    "now," he said, "i find myself involved in a mystery a good deal more extravagant than i would ever have dared write"



    personally i think the king one sounds more interesting plus it was the first one i checked

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  • 6

    "Darth Sidious was also thinking about the Jedi."

    • Ertrov
    • February 6, 2012, 3:35 pm
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  • 3

    By itself, the algebraic sign of the x-acceleration does not tell you whether a body is speeding up or slowing down...

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  • 3

    the power of six-
    "she says nothing for a minute,and when she finally speaks, I wish she had stayed silent instead."
    lmao

    • hightec
    • February 6, 2012, 4:49 pm
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  • 3

    It's a phone book, what do I do?

    Or, who do I do ;) ?

    • JV34
    • February 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
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  • 3

    "The velocity of an object can be determined if the object's position is known at specific times along its path."

    thank you physics lol

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  • 2

    From Catching Fire, "We slog back to the train in silence." Does this mean that I will make the girl ashamed?

    i'm impressed it's hard to make a prostitute feel ashamed


    (im sorry it was way to good to pass up xD)
    - 24paperwings February 6, 2012, 3:27 pm
    It just takes a lot of practice.
    - zooboy338 February 6, 2012, 3:47 pm
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  • 2

    Add the cans of tomato, filling up each empty can with water to add to the pan.

    • dabbler
    • February 6, 2012, 4:23 pm
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  • 2

    I lol'd so hard at mine!

    "This visit to the Void Beyond is brief, as there is little you can achieve in the area at this stage."
    -Final Fantasy XIII-2 Strat. Guide

    • Legacy
    • February 6, 2012, 8:51 pm
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  • 2

    "'Who could have done that?'"

    Priceless, if you think about it. XD

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  • 1

    Dan Brown
    The Lost Symbol
    tonight, howevert, science was the last thing on her mind.
    LOL and what does this mean? +3

    you tell me!

    mine:
    With XPath, you can create boolean expressions (called predicates) to test a condition and based on the results of that test, select a specific subset of the node set. (figure 3.15)

    seriously, what the hell??
    - Micha12354 February 6, 2012, 3:14 pm
    you used a school book?
    btw,, i did not understand what i read :S
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 3:15 pm
    ya, i'm not at home, so i don't have any 'real books'.. and about understanding it... neither do i..
    - Micha12354 February 6, 2012, 3:20 pm
    LOL.. oh thank god.. i thought i was a retard or something XD
    well.. i think it will be as boring as this sentance.. or atleast un-understandable? is that even a word XD
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 3:22 pm
    ehh, everyone's got their interests, one of mine happens to be programming lol. i think it's fun.. when i'm able to understand what i'm doing lol

    also, the teacher is very hard to understand lol, he just speaks so quiet, and we have a hard hearing what he's saying lol, so the understanding part will take a while lol
    - Micha12354 February 6, 2012, 3:25 pm
    DAN BROWN HAS A NEW BOOK OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! OH GOD I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!
    - 24paperwings February 6, 2012, 3:26 pm
    YES YES
    this is the last one.. havent really had time to go through it :(
    which is your fav?? :D
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 3:27 pm
    i meant your future sex life :P
    lol.. jk jk :D
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 3:27 pm
    ok, thanks... i feel sad now :( *crawls in a corner and starts crying*
    - Micha12354 February 6, 2012, 3:30 pm
    personally i loved angels and demons but deception point is by far my favorite of his books :D it was absolutely amazing
    - 24paperwings February 6, 2012, 3:31 pm
    i loved angels and demons the most till i saw the movie :(
    so deception point is now my fav
    it was the first book i read by him :D
    i couldn't let it down!!!! unbelievable
    have you heard of james herbert?
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 3:48 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    what have i done! forgive me *sniff*
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 3:48 pm
    no but based off this i think im going to like him :D deception point was the first one i read by him to! it so gooooooood :D :D :D
    - 24paperwings February 6, 2012, 3:49 pm
    nono james is a thriller author
    his book "Once.." was the first novel i ever bought
    fairies and stuff.. but i promise you will like it :D

    http://www.booklore.co.uk/PastReviews/HerbertJames/Once/OnceReview.htm
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 3:55 pm
    sounds a bit like artemis fowl :) i love that series to so i'll def give this a read :D
    - 24paperwings February 6, 2012, 4:01 pm
    yeay :D i was worried you would go like fairies!!!
    lol.. what authors do you recommend?
    ppl like dan brown :D
    - MissRandom February 6, 2012, 4:04 pm
    im getting into some stephen king as of late the only thing that sucks is that his books cost an arm and a leg to get but its more than worth it. the guys a genius when it comes to writing
    - 24paperwings February 6, 2012, 6:23 pm
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  • 1

    A Song of Ice and Fire - A Storm of Swords
    Brienne gave a shout. She jumped down rather than climbing.
    (My book is the iPad version so the text might not be that same as in that paper version.)

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  • 1

    The Necronomicon...this will be fun haha... The city of R'lyeh occupies a series of wide terraces on the slopes of a mountain, deep beneath a great ocean that lies far to the south off the coast of Cathay

    ...just dont ask why the necronomicon is my closest book

    • Stags70
    • February 6, 2012, 3:31 pm
    Wait, you can actually buy the Necronomicon? I didn't know there was a full version!
    - Ertrov February 6, 2012, 3:36 pm
    Why yes you can, there are actually a few versions out and I've read 4 of them and by far the best is the one by Donald Tyson.
    - Stags70 February 6, 2012, 3:39 pm
    There seem to be quite a few volumes of the Donald Tyson version. Is one of them just the Necrinomicon itself?
    - Ertrov February 7, 2012, 2:27 am
    Really? I did not know that. I have Necronomicon: The Wanderings of Alhazred which is from what I have heard the most true interpretation of what Lovecraft wrote about...which is the true Necronomicon I cannot say...sorry
    - Stags70 February 7, 2012, 6:03 pm
    Grimoire of the Necronomicon by Donald Tyson from what I hear is more of a spellbook and less of an account of the old ones...so if you have the two you should have the perfect necronomicon
    - Stags70 February 7, 2012, 6:08 pm
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  • 1

    Terry Brooks - Wizard At Large:
    "There is something that lives in the bottle."

    Well, that doesn't sound very good :/

    Good book.
    - Turtlestlker February 6, 2012, 8:04 pm
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  • 1

    "There was no doubt about the magic this time."
    Chronicles of Narnia The Magician's Nephew.

    • Zayne32
    • February 6, 2012, 6:26 pm
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  • 1

    these black and red or orange bugs are similar and closely related to the tiny destructive chinch bug.
    -a Golden Guide INSECTS

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  • 1

    The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo....

    dude fuck that i dont want to be a rapist

    Look at your fucking username.
    - Ertrov February 7, 2012, 3:22 am
    ...touché
    - moelester February 7, 2012, 5:40 pm
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  • 1

    "Impressed by the discovery, Queen Elizabeth knighted Raleig, and he in turn named the land Virginia- in honor of Elizabeth, "The Virgin Queen." "

    • rain42
    • February 6, 2012, 11:52 pm
    Bummer, man.
    - Ertrov February 7, 2012, 3:22 am
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  • 1

    'Now Gandalf led the way, "We must not miss the road, or we shall be done for", he said.'

    Yeah, i got The Hobbit

    • Bekenel
    • February 7, 2012, 2:23 am
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  • 1

    As the gun hit the solid roadway, the trigger was knocked back and a small flag on a pole shot out of the end of the barrel and stayed there.

    The Eddy dickens trilogy: Book one, Awful End

    • BEASTY
    • February 7, 2012, 2:41 am
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  • 1

    "I nod."

    • iiddaa
    • February 7, 2012, 10:24 am
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    Its capital is the city of La Puebla, estimated at 80,000 souls, which is in 19 degrees 12' N. Latitude, 100 degrees 50' W. Longitude.

    From the journals of Zebulon Montgomery Pike.

    • wolfman
    • February 7, 2012, 11:07 am
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  • 1

    Prentice Hall literature school book.
    "In armor. Shaking his heavy spear..."

    • Kodi93
    • February 7, 2012, 11:11 am
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  • 1

    "star wars the mandalorian armor"
    thermal charges explosion had lifted enough that the scattered taliputer and vidlink terminals could be seen. i dot get it

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  • 1

    "...quite blank, when his uncle entered his bedroom"

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  • 1

    " Katrina loosened her hold and leaned away, frowning."
    Also continues for lolz
    "Oh! Did i hurt you?"

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  • 1

    'For kissing of their feet, yet always bending towards their project'
    The Tempest - Shakespeare
    WTF

    • tjcX
    • February 9, 2012, 8:51 pm
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  • 1

    "As the blinds grew large and the tournament wound down, they became even more active, stealing pots while other players were hunkering down, just trying to get in the money."

    hmm... what is that supposed to mean exactly about my sex life?

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