You Know You Are a Taliban When
1. You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford to buy shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean
5. You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbors goat
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford to buy shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean
5. You think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbors goat
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