You Have 5 Minutes To Live, What Do You Do ?

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  • 13

    you misspelled "fap"

    • Jozzoh
    • August 8, 2010, 12:56 am
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  • 9

    #1: find a goat
    #2: tenderly love that goat for the remaining minutes

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  • 8

    5 minutes to kill yourself!


    kill - you have 5 minutes to live, what do you do ?

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  • 5

    lose meh virginity fast and start drinking

    • BEASTY
    • August 6, 2010, 12:54 pm
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  • 5

    Take a dump...

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  • 5

    i would go to food4less and.....(dies instantly)

    • gryxng
    • August 8, 2010, 9:32 am
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  • 5

    Run into a crowd, wait for 4 minutes and 45 seconds, scream "Who fucking farted?", and blow my brains out with a gun. Screw with people till the end.

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  • 5

    i fap in my naps okay its a combo,

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  • 4

    go watch he part in pokemon were team rocket helps ash so i know that in the afterlife they werent assholes trying to steal a kids animal.....but as i turn on the tv my cable is cut off so i go to get up but im to lazy so my last 5 min is sit on the couch and have a last nap

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  • 4

    I'd murder the first stupid-looking person i could find, and die happily knowing i wouldn't have to own up to it

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  • 4

    Tough...
    Find the first hottie I could and rag her (2:30 minutes).
    Steal an expensive car (1:00 nminute).
    Drive over a cliff or into a lake drinking Vodka (1:30 minutes).

    that sounds like an outstanding plan... we get to start drinking before teh 5 minutes starts, right? and if theres 2 of us, we can cut the 1 minute for stealing in half and add 15 seconds for hte hottie and the cliff/lake!
    - DeviousCow October 20, 2010, 12:17 pm
    Sounds like a plan!
    - Clarkie101 October 22, 2010, 6:36 am
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  • 4

    Rape a hot chick. What else?

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  • 3

    listen to my music while walking down the street

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  • 3

    Nice one. :P

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  • 3

    singing doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy do?

    • Jozzoh
    • August 9, 2010, 10:23 pm
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  • 3

    do nothing. be in my zen state of mind and do nothing, and wait for the sad death that is comeing opon myself.

    • odstfan
    • August 10, 2010, 10:31 am
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  • 3

    comiccancerlol - you have 5 minutes to live, what do you do ?

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  • 2

    lol nice poopiteepoop :P

    i would run around punching ppl in the face at walmart for being stupid

    • chips
    • August 6, 2010, 7:12 pm
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  • 2

    all of the above :P

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  • 2

    I would probably steal my neighbours new porsche and drive into the sunset while drinking a cold beer with my best buddy.

    • Curuba
    • August 8, 2010, 1:18 am
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  • 2

    have my girlfriend make me a sammich while i have sex with her while i eat a hot pocket
    ham n cheese

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  • 2

    have sex nd then ask for forgiveness when i reach tth point

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  • 2

    Hug my parents and listen my favorite song:

    The part at 4:57 is when I leave...

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  • 2

    Your mum. Although i'm not sure what i'd do with the remaining 4 minutes and 30 seconds...

    • Dannyl
    • October 22, 2010, 6:41 am
    you must learn focus dannyal-son, FOCUS!
    - johnecash October 22, 2010, 6:58 am
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  • 1

    Make out with my girlfriend

    • Ertrov
    • August 8, 2010, 9:03 am
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  • 1

    lmfao that 1 actually made me laugh

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  • 1

    beat me to it

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  • 1

    SHARENATE ALLL FI MINNIS ERREY FI MINNIS

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  • 1

    Spark up a fat dutchie.

    • Goober
    • January 10, 2011, 3:17 am
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  • 1

    Sneak into a govenment facility, steal the atomic bomb get it to new york and tell Chuck Norris to pile drive it because he can survive anything!

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