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You Have 5 Minutes To Live, What Do You Do ?

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Posted: 2010-08-06 11:11:37

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    poopiteepoop - replied 2010-08-06 13:09:39
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    #1: find a goat
    #2: tenderly love that goat for the remaining minutes
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    xxjonxx66 - replied 2010-08-08 14:32:20
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    5 minutes to kill yourself!


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      thekitkatkid - replied 2010-08-08 14:38:08
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      beat me to it
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    BEASTY - replied 2010-08-06 12:54:39
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    lose meh virginity fast and start drinking
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    gemie89 - replied 2010-08-06 16:08:45
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    Take a dump...
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    gryxng - replied 2010-08-08 09:32:11
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    i would go to food4less and.....(dies instantly)
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      thekitkatkid - replied 2010-08-08 14:37:40
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      lmfao that 1 actually made me laugh
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    aggieman - replied 2010-08-08 14:45:05
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    Run into a crowd, wait for 4 minutes and 45 seconds, scream "Who fucking farted?", and blow my brains out with a gun. Screw with people till the end.
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    YourAdopted - replied 2010-08-08 00:19:15
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    go watch he part in pokemon were team rocket helps ash so i know that in the afterlife they werent assholes trying to steal a kids animal.....but as i turn on the tv my cable is cut off so i go to get up but im to lazy so my last 5 min is sit on the couch and have a last nap
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      Jozzoh - replied 2010-08-08 00:56:04
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      you misspelled "fap"
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        YourAdopted - replied 2010-08-08 20:19:11
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        i fap in my naps okay its a combo,
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        xxjonxx66 - replied 2010-08-08 14:44:19
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        Nice one. :P
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    Bekenel - replied 2010-08-08 03:03:01
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    I'd murder the first stupid-looking person i could find, and die happily knowing i wouldn't have to own up to it
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    Clarkie101 - replied 2010-08-08 06:17:46
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    Tough...
    Find the first hottie I could and rag her (2:30 minutes).
    Steal an expensive car (1:00 nminute).
    Drive over a cliff or into a lake drinking Vodka (1:30 minutes).
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      DeviousCow - replied 2010-10-20 12:17:29
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      that sounds like an outstanding plan... we get to start drinking before teh 5 minutes starts, right? and if theres 2 of us, we can cut the 1 minute for stealing in half and add 15 seconds for hte hottie and the cliff/lake!
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        Clarkie101 - replied 2010-10-22 06:36:20
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        Sounds like a plan!
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    Phoenix - replied 2010-08-08 13:00:57
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    Rape a hot chick. What else?
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    thekitkatkid - replied 2010-08-08 14:39:11
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    listen to my music while walking down the street
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      Jozzoh - replied 2010-08-09 22:23:43
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      singing doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy do?
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    odstfan - replied 2010-08-10 10:31:02
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    do nothing. be in my zen state of mind and do nothing, and wait for the sad death that is comeing opon myself.
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    chips - replied 2010-08-06 19:12:47
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    lol nice poopiteepoop :P

    i would run around punching ppl in the face at walmart for being stupid
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    Nightmare - replied 2010-08-08 00:16:08
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    all of the above :P
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    Curuba - replied 2010-08-08 01:18:52
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    I would probably steal my neighbours new porsche and drive into the sunset while drinking a cold beer with my best buddy.
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    mofosho - replied 2010-08-08 12:56:18
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    have my girlfriend make me a sammich while i have sex with her while i eat a hot pocket
    ham n cheese
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    xxkisamexx - replied 2010-08-09 17:44:04
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    have sex nd then ask for forgiveness when i reach tth point
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    Naugron - replied 2010-08-09 20:22:32
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    Hug my parents and listen my favorite song:

    The part at 4:57 is when I leave...
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    Dannyl - replied 2010-10-22 06:41:45
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    Your mum. Although i'm not sure what i'd do with the remaining 4 minutes and 30 seconds...
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      johnecash - replied 2010-10-22 06:58:30
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      you must learn focus dannyal-son, FOCUS!
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    Ertrov - replied 2010-08-08 09:03:13
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    Make out with my girlfriend
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    PwnzElite - replied 2011-01-10 03:11:34
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    SHARENATE ALLL FI MINNIS ERREY FI MINNIS
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    Goober - replied 2011-01-10 03:17:38
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    Spark up a fat dutchie.
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    mariofox03 - replied 2011-01-10 04:23:08
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    Sneak into a govenment facility, steal the atomic bomb get it to new york and tell Chuck Norris to pile drive it because he can survive anything!
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